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Land squid Lukey decayed Frankie schools Megan I in Ian I called Ian iron their

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sophistic's Ian I get another Ian Yates County this is the game that sure

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Tiffay was mad about there last night I said that the next stream was going to

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be a roach stream and I'm not lying this is the game I went and bought on GOG I

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had it on I had a tipster someone in the nose said it was on steam for six and

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then somebody else that was even more in the nose said you can get it on this

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site called GOG for one euro 49 an absolute bargain price for what seems to

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be an absolutely enthralling game I haven't we haven't even got started yet

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but it seems like it's gonna be a big hitter it's really happening it's really

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happen now this is from 1996 roaches store simulator it's not a roach simulator I mean

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you saw the way Stu had handled the interview there yesterday he was asking those questions

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but it's not a roach sim per se it seems to be a Kafkaesque cd-rom based adventure let's see how

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we get on with this and start a new game and you can see that the little cursor is that of a roach

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itself bizarre stuff maybe the roach is just a metaphor for what's going on in society let's see

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how they how they present that to us and in what format and in what way that's presented to us as

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well amazing cursor there somebody's already said loving the cursor point and click roach wave it

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really makes you feel like a roach that's the thing that they were he was trying to get across in the

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interview your man who looked like Richard Lewis from curb your enthusiasm omni 619 thank you very much

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their history in the making you say let's get started with this let's have a look at the preferences first

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you can't see this now it's popped up in another box from I'm just not gonna bother with that I'm just

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gonna go along with it hopefully it doesn't crash otherwise it will have all been for nothing

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great cinematic opening here all my life I've felt helpless cheated very frightened stepped on I was always the little man the square peg the forgotten one

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Great cinematic opening here.

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All my life I felt helpless, cheated, stepped on.

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I was always the little man, the square peg, the forgotten one.

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Is this the roach speaking?

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But that night, everything was gonna change.

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You're not a cockroach, are you? No, I'm not.

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I was tired of just sitting around, accepting my fate.

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A rat hole apartment, a dead end job.

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So I decided to do something about it.

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I made a prover of stuff. Thank you very much.

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I had the perfect plan.

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My destination, untrackable.

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The stolen cash, untraceable.

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I'd simply disappear into the night.

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But of course there was a hitch, a fly in the ointment, or should I say roach.

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Superb graphics so far. Really nice box in the middle of the screen there.

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It's looking kind of like a 16-9 box on my monitor, but it's a square box for ye, but it's still a box nonetheless.

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My bags are all packed and ready.

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Tickets, passport, a change of clothes.

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Who's this Jim Carrey ass looking dude? Thank you very much, Ferdy and Milton Roach and Roachman 2.

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And main approver of stuff, thank you very much.

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Weird, bizarre book. Weird book.

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Weird book. Weird book.

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Bizarre book. Weird book.

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If it wasn't for my idiot landlord, I'd be there right now. Sipping margaritas and basking in the warm glow of a job well done.

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Some great acting in this. Real Lloyd Christmas vines.

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What do you think it is, sweetheart? Your fairy godmother?

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Open up, I know you're in there.

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You got some nerve coming up here at this hour, Eddie.

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Where's my freaking rent, Sams?

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You'll get the rent in the morning.

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Your rent's three days late. I'll take it now.

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Don't push me, old man. I said you'll get it in the morning.

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Looks like you're packing up for a trip.

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You skipping out on me?

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Yeah, I'm skipping out.

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Look, if I pay you now, will you get the hell out of here and leave me alone?

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Sure, sweetheart. Sure, I'll leave you alone.

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Sweetheart.

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All right. Now go back downstairs to that roach-infested hovel you call a room.

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And don't bother me again.

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It's an awful lot of money to have laying around in this neighborhood.

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And your door's open.

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Maybe next time, you might want to lock it, huh?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good one. That's good advice, Eddie.

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I can smell that man's breath.

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And...

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Celebrity road trip. Thank you very much.

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Do we know who the actors are? Is there an IMDb?

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I don't want to accidentally press escape and then it cuts the cutscene.

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I want to see the cutscene.

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But I want to be able to pause it as well.

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The cat has gone missing.

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No?

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Is that what he's looking for?

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There you are.

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There you are.

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Something crazy happened when I looked at that necklace.

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Wow.

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That strange locket that was supposed to be my mother's.

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Real Sabrina the Teenage Witch fucking style graphics going on here.

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Bad mojo.

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Bad mojo.

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Heavy rain.

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My brain reeled.

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My knees buckled.

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And then there was black.

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The warm and somehow comforting feeling of darkness.

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Tim Reedy, how are you?

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Thank you very much for the roach.

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Hang on.

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What's happened?

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He turned into a roach.

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Crazy bit of Kafka.

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Dead.

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Dead's de novo.

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Wow.

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It's a point and click extravaganza.

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Schnuffles, thank you very much.

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Celebrity roach trip.

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Do we know who these actors are?

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Is there an IMDB?

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We have a look here.

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Maybe we'll save it because I've just opened up the browser here in this window.

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Because I'm...

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My operating system has had to reverse to like some compatibility mode.

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In order to...

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Sorry, I'm going to turn that down.

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It's very annoying.

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Because the OS is having to go into compatibility mode to run the fucking thing because it's ancient.

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When I open up the browser window, it's like...

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It's all blocky and fucking pixelated.

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So we'll check that out in due course.

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Let's just get on with the game here.

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Let's get right into this.

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It looks like an immersive roach-based experience.

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Okay, so you can move.

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So I was pressing buttons there and not knowing what the fuck I'm doing.

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So before we get going, does anybody understand what just happened there?

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Because I missed out.

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It seems to be a fella with...

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He had a suitcase full of money.

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The landlord is calling him sweetheart and getting up in his face.

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There could be some kind of weird thing going on there.

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A cat that he owns left the building.

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Then he picked up a pendant and turned into a roach, is it?

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Flembag and 9ml Jill.

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Thanks very much.

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He didn't pay his web TV bill.

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Roachford, your man's locket turns you into a roach.

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His cat bounced the roach amulet.

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Yeah, you got it.

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The locket fell off the roach curse.

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You're on the...

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Right.

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Maybe more will be explained.

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It looks like you go into this one here.

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So I'm just going to go into this...

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Whatever the fuck this is.

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Each selection is like a little pod.

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Who made these?

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Where is this?

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A lot of questions not answered at the moment.

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And here we are.

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We're into the meat and potatoes of the game now.

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We're a fucking roach.

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So you're a roach.

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What else?

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I really am a roach.

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Ladies and gentlemen.

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I am a roach in the game.

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If you can see that on your screen there.

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I'm controlling this little bad boy.

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Spinning it.

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You can spin him around 360.

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Interestingly enough there.

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I hold down the R button.

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He just spins around indefinitely.

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And moves.

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Ends up moving.

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It's like watch this.

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Thank you very much there.

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Anaconda G.

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Your kind, heart and generous roach tip.

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And look at this.

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A Google user.

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Thank you very much as well.

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Roach division you say.

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So really buzzing off this roach at the moment.

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We're in a pipe.

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It seems to be legit.

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It seems to be a legitimate roach based.

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Simulation at the moment.

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There is only one way out of here.

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And that's up to the top of the pipe here.

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There's a grid.

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And here we are.

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We've moved out of the pipe.

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And now onto the surface of the ground.

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Must be.

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We might be in Manhattan or something.

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Chris McRoach.

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Thank you very much there.

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For your roach.

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Merry roachmas to you.

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I hope you're getting on well.

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And papa roach as well.

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And now I've gone back into the pipe accidentally.

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I didn't.

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Didn't mean to do that.

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We'll go back out into.

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Up to terra firmer.

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So far the piece.

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It's electric.

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Cut my life in two pieces.

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Slap my ass and call me Maggie.

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Says papa roach.

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Don't know what that means.

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But thanks for the tip.

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I'm stuck in some.

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Detritus there.

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We'll take a.

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Take a left and go over here.

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Stuck again in this.

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Kind of sludge here.

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So let's move out of here.

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And maybe head down.

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Downtown.

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Doesn't seem like he can.

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Okay.

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So we're having trouble crossing the sludge.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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We've moved upwards.

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And there's a cigarette butt there.

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I wonder.

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Oh great stuff.

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You can play on that.

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Just gonna buzz off this cigarette butt for a while.

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As the roach.

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And do the three.

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Do a few 360s on that.

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I don't know what the buttons are.

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I'm just pressing left.

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Right and forward and back.

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I have no cursor on my screen here.

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With which to really point and click towards anything.

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So.

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Not sure if that's.

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A fuck up or what.

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Wow.

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It really is.

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A roach.

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There is no.

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Of that.

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There is no doubt.

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And there's a little bolt there on the ground.

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A few matchsticks.

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And the music is.

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Is very good.

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The sound design.

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Very good.

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Very interesting.

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Very tension.

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Tension building stuff.

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And now we're moving a bottle cap.

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As the roach.

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Interesting to see where.

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How this will develop.

267
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And where this will go.

268
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Not particularly too sure.

269
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Myself.

270
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But it does seem like an important.

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Part of the game.

272
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They've definitely.

273
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Created the mechanic.

274
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For us to use.

275
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Utilize.

276
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Some great stuff.

277
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And brilliant roach work.

278
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And now I'm crawling on top of that.

279
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Bot cap.

280
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Roach.

281
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Fist sticks.

282
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Thank you very much there.

283
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For the tip.

284
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You say roach.

285
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For the stars.

286
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Question mark.

287
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Question mark.

288
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Question mark.

289
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Question mark.

290
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Question mark.

291
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I'm not particularly too sure.

292
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What the answer to the question.

293
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Is.

294
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Or even.

295
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If that is a question itself.

296
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It seems to be a statement.

297
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But.

298
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Doing a bit.

299
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Doing a fair bit of work now.

300
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Pushing this bottle cap around.

301
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It seems to be.

302
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Not really.

303
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Yielding any.

304
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Results.

305
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Or it's not.

306
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It's not opening any.

307
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New avenues.

308
00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:02,060
Let's just put it that way.

309
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Probably about three minutes.

310
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Into the bottle cap quest.

311
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At the moment.

312
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Is this a quest.

313
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Do we need to waste our time.

314
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On this.

315
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Thank you very much there.

316
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Sensual piece of pudding.

317
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:13,460
Very kindly.

318
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Little known fact.

319
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This game is Stephen Roach's.

320
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Response.

321
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:17,340
To Alan Hansen's.

322
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Sports challenge.

323
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I gotta say.

324
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That's one roach.

325
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,080
That I left.

326
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Off of my.

327
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Introductory.

328
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Roach.

329
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Manifesto.

330
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At the beginning.

331
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Of this stream.

332
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Stephen Roach.

333
00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:30,300
Of course.

334
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Tour de France winner.

335
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:34,240
And.

336
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,080
I'm gonna leave.

337
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:35,900
I'll tell you what.

338
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,480
We'll leave the bottle cap there.

339
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:38,000
And.

340
00:17:38,260 --> 00:17:39,100
That's in the pocket.

341
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That's safe.

342
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,240
We can come back to that bottle cap.

343
00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:44,300
When we've gathered more.

344
00:17:44,660 --> 00:17:45,020
Intelligence.

345
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:45,700
At the moment.

346
00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:46,800
We just need to.

347
00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:48,480
Try and work out what we're doing.

348
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:49,360
We're a roach.

349
00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:51,380
Hamspray.

350
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,220
Thank you very much.

351
00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:52,640
For the.

352
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:54,700
For the.

353
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:55,380
Tip there.

354
00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:56,580
The world speed run record.

355
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:57,040
For this game.

356
00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:57,860
Was apparently set.

357
00:17:58,140 --> 00:17:58,840
Only a month ago.

358
00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:00,060
It's a damn shame.

359
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,820
That record will fall tonight.

360
00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:02,900
With the pace.

361
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,040
Well.

362
00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:05,960
It is.

363
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:06,640
A blind.

364
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:07,320
Play through.

365
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:07,780
But I mean.

366
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,200
I have been known to smash.

367
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,260
Speed run records.

368
00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:13,560
Without playing the games before.

369
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:13,880
You know.

370
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,160
It's not like it hasn't happened before.

371
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:17,980
But so far.

372
00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:18,180
I.

373
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:19,360
I gotta say.

374
00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:21,180
Loving the roach game.

375
00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:21,500
It's.

376
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,600
It's definitely got a lot to offer.

377
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:23,860
The.

378
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:24,600
The gamer.

379
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:44,340
And I'm just going to walk around some of this different colored floor here and see if that yields any potential clues or directions. Nothing happening. So again, move up to the next screen.

380
00:18:49,660 --> 00:19:10,340
Connection is solid, says Antonio. Connection is great, says Aisling. Is there a problem with the connection, guys? Let me know about that. And I don't want to bust out the excuses here for last night's poor performance, piss poor performance in Warzone, but I really have to offer up the king of excuses to you.

381
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:22,020
And thank you very much there for the tip, Juan Sandage. And this isn't an excuse. This is the God's honest truth and the reason why I fucking sucked ass at that game last night.

382
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:37,380
I have a... I bought a second SIM card purely so that the PlayStation could play the online game on that SIM card while the streaming was done on the other... on the air.

383
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:46,680
And before yesterday's stream, I'd rearranged the consoles, whatever. I'd unplugged the fucking cable for that particular router and that SIM card.

384
00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:52,460
And what... what you were getting yesterday was me streaming off the same...

385
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:58,380
uh... SIM that I was playing the game off. There was a lot of... there was so much lag. There was so much lag.

386
00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:04,200
There was not a... a cat in hell's chance that I was going to come away with anything from last night.

387
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:11,640
So, if anything, it's a... it's... I'm very proud of myself for carrying on in the face of adversity.

388
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:15,720
And, uh... that's all I have to say about that anyway.

389
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:20,200
But, Poddy Bob, thank you very much for the, uh... tip. You say, Antique Roach Show.

390
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:28,660
Indeed, we've got a... a packet of cigarettes here. This is an American blend, should I say. Desperado.

391
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:37,780
Can we go inside the box? That would be very interesting... interesting if we can. Can... shh, let's go inside. We can't go inside the box.

392
00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:49,540
But we can crawl on it. That's... which is very nice indeed. And there's a few sound effects of the roach crawling on the... uh... on the...

393
00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:52,660
The paper on the outside of that box. It's...

394
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:59,220
And then into the goo there. You can't go into the goo, so stay away from the goo.

395
00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:03,140
The stream is gone now.

396
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:11,940
I suppose... I suppose... I suppose what really does, uh... this... this is probably gonna happen when you're, um...

397
00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:17,700
in the middle of a storm is that... Storm Jocelyn, I believe, is making...

398
00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:22,340
heavy landfall... tonight. So, uh... look...

399
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:25,060
I'm just gonna keep going with the roach.

400
00:21:26,340 --> 00:21:28,420
The stream might even dip in and out, but I mean...

401
00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:31,140
That's the nature of the beast at the moment.

402
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,900
Uh... Neil Roachever, thank you very much there. And...

403
00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:37,540
directed by Ken Roach. So we've, uh...

404
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:42,260
I was thinking there, maybe we get on side the, uh... the fag packet here.

405
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:45,620
And then we use that as some kind of raft over the... the gop.

406
00:21:46,660 --> 00:21:50,740
But it's... it's not letting me go over and it's not moving either.

407
00:21:50,740 --> 00:21:53,540
We don't know whether... what this liquid on the floor is, but...

408
00:21:53,540 --> 00:21:57,300
we'll come back to that later anyway. It seems to be a quest in and of itself.

409
00:21:57,300 --> 00:22:01,300
The cigarette packet. Let's move... let's move down south with this guy.

410
00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:08,580
And I recognize this area. Have we been here before? This seems very interesting.

411
00:22:08,580 --> 00:22:11,300
Davey Oatmeal. Thank you very much...

412
00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:15,460
for your kind-hearted and generous papa roach.

413
00:22:17,780 --> 00:22:21,460
Just reverse. We go back... back down here. If we can...

414
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:29,860
And I don't know about you, but I'm getting very confused now. We're back to the bottle cap bit again.

415
00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:36,020
The pace seems to be very heavy. So...

416
00:22:36,740 --> 00:22:39,860
Apologies if you've tuned in and you're a little bit kind of... whoa.

417
00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:43,380
I need to sit down after this one because...

418
00:22:44,820 --> 00:22:51,380
They're... they're giving us both barrels... we're... we're straight out the pipe... onto some concrete.

419
00:22:52,740 --> 00:22:55,060
Not a lot to go on other than you are a roach.

420
00:22:57,220 --> 00:22:57,940
And look at this.

421
00:23:01,060 --> 00:23:02,580
Maybe you can get across this bit here.

422
00:23:02,820 --> 00:23:07,060
Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on!

423
00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:16,360
not it's not happening maybe over here it's a little bit smaller over here at school

424
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:21,700
not happening there either

425
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:33,640
so this is a look inside the mind of chef in a way because he he was really excited about this game

426
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:39,760
definitely wasn't paid to feature that game it was definitely something of interest

427
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:50,260
some great sound effects I don't know how they managed to to folie those or get those sound effects

428
00:23:50,260 --> 00:24:00,520
going but they did now we're back inside the pipe again guys hmm thank you very much there aid in the

429
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:05,620
average for your kind heart and generous if let's just I want to honor the kind heart and generous

430
00:24:05,620 --> 00:24:14,320
nature of the well wishes we're receiving here by giving you some unbridled 110% top roach gameplay

431
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:21,440
and I keep on getting stuck in the same pipe which is frustrating but let's go north with this little

432
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:50,540
dude SB thank you very much for the tip there and look we've got a brand new area we haven't seen this and a new sound as well I know if you can hear that sounds like maybe an electricity or something maybe we can crawl under that fucking thing over here sorry there peanut gallery thank you very much for the peanuts there

433
00:24:50,540 --> 00:24:57,720
and now we've found some brand new roaches it's really beginning to heat up at the moment you just joined us

434
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:05,640
this is none other than the roach game and we are really moving at pace through the fucking

435
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:12,840
situation are these are these his friends or are they enemies because we do know that they're a

436
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:18,620
strange breed of creature probably likely to fucking cannibalize each other i wouldn't put

437
00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:25,280
it past them i don't like them and i'm glad that we don't really have cockroaches in ireland because

438
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:32,580
they just would be too much for me to really fucking handle to have to deal with them on a daily basis

439
00:25:32,580 --> 00:25:43,520
it's blowhole will catapult you to the south and to the east one way there is peril hardship and dismay

440
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:51,440
one way brings you closer to the dominican cachet but there is another option another clever tack you

441
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:58,740
may evade the wind machine with a bold high wire act

442
00:25:58,740 --> 00:26:04,980
wow okay wondering there should i increase the uh the size of this

443
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:11,940
what you want to call the screen here just to give you the full roach experience i will that degrade

444
00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:19,240
the fucking quality too much okay i will i'll i'll make it right window capture

445
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:31,240
that's that's what that's what i'm seeing on my monitor like that actually you've got you've got it better

446
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:40,540
than me there so really you can't complain this is the best this is the best roach content

447
00:26:40,540 --> 00:26:48,040
you're gonna be given today i can guarantee that i don't think anybody's doing it the way i'm doing it the roach game that is

448
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,580
nobody's nobody's shining a light on these little fellas

449
00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:55,340
uh

450
00:26:55,340 --> 00:27:04,640
uh okay right so let's get going with this roach it would be something now if you can talk to these other roaches

451
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:14,640
and i'm walking up to them there nothing really happening with these guys they're not introducing themselves there's no

452
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:22,000
chemistry between these roaches it seems to be they're just another gang of different roaches that have no

453
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:26,640
connection to you that this isn't your family i was thinking this may be his family

454
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:31,180
and it seems we're in the gas hub now

455
00:27:31,180 --> 00:27:40,180
we are inside a gas hub

456
00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:53,720
now we want to be careful we don't want to get cooked let's see if we can cook him

457
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:59,880
and we've just died looks like with three roach lives left so we won't do that

458
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:06,300
there was no animation there was a kind of slight animation you just instantly die like a ghost

459
00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:08,740
roach ghost

460
00:28:08,740 --> 00:28:28,500
and uh thank you very much there roachident evil village very very kindy do you think you'll try out the free prologue to the upcoming game i am jesus christ i might give it a go yeah

461
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:33,740
a few people have asked me to play the jesus game

462
00:28:33,740 --> 00:28:41,740
but uh right now it's all about roach at the moment guys i can't really deviate to our lord

463
00:28:41,740 --> 00:28:46,980
who by all accounts was it was a thoroughly decent guy

464
00:28:46,980 --> 00:28:51,900
and his life story well worthy of a game

465
00:28:51,900 --> 00:29:00,740
it's not it's but it's not that kind of stream tonight that's not what we're getting we're getting this other guy this is a

466
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:22,740
crazy little dude it really is moving at a pace the likes of which i haven't seen before and it looks like there's a dead rat down on the ground now how we get down there is anyone's business

467
00:29:22,740 --> 00:29:29,740
there's a lot of crawling to be done

468
00:29:29,740 --> 00:29:32,740
and conrad

469
00:29:32,740 --> 00:29:46,740
thank you very much for your tips and papa papa got a brand new roach is it he sure as hell did conrad and we are really trying to get to grips with this

470
00:29:46,740 --> 00:29:55,740
in a big way at the moment i'm very very confused though seems like we're stuck on a fucking tap or something or

471
00:29:55,740 --> 00:30:00,740
whatever that is i'm not sure i don't know how we got from a gas hop to here

472
00:30:00,740 --> 00:30:04,740
in such a short space of time but we did what what about this no

473
00:30:04,740 --> 00:30:11,740
okay we're gonna go back down here and see if there's some other way down to the ground to the rat rat paradise

474
00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:13,740
but it wouldn't

475
00:30:13,740 --> 00:30:19,740
not gonna i'm gonna give it another go because it seems as though there's a reason to be here

476
00:30:19,740 --> 00:30:23,740
jim shamrock thank you very much for your tip hope you're enjoying this roach based

477
00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:34,740
quest that we're on here and we're very stuck at the moment though we've become bogged down in a fucking maze

478
00:30:34,740 --> 00:30:42,740
jerry hannon thank you very much and rachel and sam thank you very much there

479
00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:50,740
uh is tom joining us tonight francis i'm hoping against hope that we get a hold of him that he was busy today

480
00:30:50,740 --> 00:30:57,740
running errands and uh he said that he's a bit tired and had the dinner and he might

481
00:30:57,740 --> 00:31:01,740
might make contact at some stage but you don't know with that guy

482
00:31:01,740 --> 00:31:07,740
okay so we're on the we can get down to the ground great stuff we're on the ground guys here we go

483
00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:14,740
fantastic stuff it's beginning to heat up we're on the ground at the moment and we know what happens if we

484
00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:21,740
we don't want to stand on one of these things here because that's game over as far as we're concerned back to the no gulag

485
00:31:21,740 --> 00:31:25,740
it'll just be an instantaneous death

486
00:31:25,740 --> 00:31:29,740
possibly restarting the mission from the beginning again

487
00:31:29,740 --> 00:31:35,740
roaches stores thank you very much and a very concerning

488
00:31:35,740 --> 00:31:36,740
concerning

489
00:31:38,740 --> 00:31:48,740
soundtrack there in the background and a very concerning and unacceptable image of a dead trapped rat

490
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:50,740
inside a fucking rat trap a lot of blood

491
00:31:50,740 --> 00:31:58,740
apologies if anybody has been affected by any of the images in tonight's stream but there is a helpline

492
00:31:58,740 --> 00:32:05,740
there must be one there has to be maybe just google rat rat rat trap scared

493
00:32:05,740 --> 00:32:34,740
google rats why haven't they brought out google rats like an app for rats you can see where they are and then you never have to deal with them or you know we're hearing a lot about AI these days look at that rat's tail there I'm gonna I think I know where we're going it's looking inviting I'm gonna try that out let's get on let's get on board

494
00:32:34,740 --> 00:32:49,540
Let's get on board that tail. And a little bit of a flinch. The rat is still alive. The rat is still alive. Let's go up his feet.

495
00:32:52,240 --> 00:33:17,120
And that's the best way up. This is like a proto shadow of the Colossus before graphics got good enough to climb the beast and you can see individual hairs and stuff like that. This is what you had climbing up a rat as a roach onto a trap. And you can hear a sound effect there as well as I move along the fur of the rat. Kind of like a muffled.

496
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:36,420
Just a quick check of the chat there. Smolny19. Imagine the meetings when this was being made. I don't think there were any meetings. I'd say this was just out because you're going from scene to scene to scene.

497
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:45,340
And now we're on his hair and his head which isn't interesting. Maybe he can go into his ear. No?

498
00:33:45,340 --> 00:33:49,100
I don't want to get eaten by him.

499
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:54,660
But we don't really know whether or not rats eat roaches. I doubt they do.

500
00:33:56,820 --> 00:33:59,860
But there's little to suggest that they wouldn't.

501
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:10,060
Because it's a rat. You know? They eat through the fucking wires in the attic and they'll eat boxes and bags and even fucking boxes of bags.

502
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:18,580
And maybe even bags of boxes. Giant fucking bags that you get in two euro or home savers.

503
00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:35,200
And now a new contender enters the scene. A spider. And this seems like it could possibly be a challenge. So if you've just joined us here.

504
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:40,000
This is our first challenge of the night. We've been challenged by a spider.

505
00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:42,360
Who seems to be coming towards us.

506
00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:46,600
Very slowly. I've seen a few little movements there of his leg.

507
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,120
Definitely a spider. Eight legs.

508
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,020
An arachnid.

509
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:59,800
Whereas I would be considered... When I say I, I mean the roach. I'm trying to manifest myself as a roach now.

510
00:34:59,900 --> 00:35:03,940
I'm getting inside the mind of the roach in order to best approach the game.

511
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:09,940
And I think I'm an insect. Would I be wrong in saying that?

512
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,740
Any biological, zoological...

513
00:35:12,740 --> 00:35:16,380
Insect heads out there.

514
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,200
Can you tell me, is a roach an insect?

515
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:21,280
It is correct. Great stuff.

516
00:35:21,860 --> 00:35:25,240
I think six legs is the insect. That's the rule.

517
00:35:25,420 --> 00:35:26,620
Eight for the arachnid.

518
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,340
And we've been pounced. We got jumped.

519
00:35:30,940 --> 00:35:33,360
And that's us. We've only got two roach lives left.

520
00:35:34,420 --> 00:35:39,340
Just got absolutely fucking jumped by a spider there beside the fagbutt.

521
00:35:41,460 --> 00:35:43,720
I think we might...

522
00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:45,840
Swerve off the fucking spider...

523
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:47,780
Town over there.

524
00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:49,480
And move at pace.

525
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:50,980
Up north.

526
00:35:53,180 --> 00:35:54,060
Across the border.

527
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:56,040
Over here.

528
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,600
And maybe just hang around here, but don't get stuck on the paper, you know?

529
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:10,860
And there's some very, very intimidating music going on.

530
00:36:10,980 --> 00:36:12,780
I'm stuck on a web, which is not great.

531
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:15,700
This is not good.

532
00:36:20,460 --> 00:36:22,860
This is a real bad buzz.

533
00:36:25,740 --> 00:36:28,920
I'm feeling the fucking tension as we speak.

534
00:36:29,060 --> 00:36:29,860
Lovely signs.

535
00:36:30,540 --> 00:36:31,420
Lovely atmosphere.

536
00:36:31,660 --> 00:36:33,020
Thank you very much for that tip.

537
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:33,820
That's kind of you.

538
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:35,640
I hope you're getting on well.

539
00:36:36,020 --> 00:36:37,840
And not too stormed out of it.

540
00:36:40,620 --> 00:36:41,740
And, uh...

541
00:36:41,740 --> 00:36:43,940
Somebody there was in the chat saying,

542
00:36:44,060 --> 00:36:45,120
Get on the fagbutt.

543
00:36:45,660 --> 00:36:48,280
But, I mean, I'm webbed out of it at the moment.

544
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,620
Let me get on that fagbutt.

545
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:52,340
I'd say this.

546
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:53,720
What's to stop the spider again?

547
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,160
Ah, I'm being fucking jumped by the spider again.

548
00:36:56,620 --> 00:36:58,020
Only one life left, guys.

549
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,100
It's a tough one.

550
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:07,640
I'm just gonna scurry.

551
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,700
I'll tell you what, I'll get to the fagbutt and scurry.

552
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:11,760
And no hanging around.

553
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,440
And that's us game over, guys.

554
00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:22,360
Fucking tough nut to crack.

555
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:33,680
Cyberblast.

556
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:38,480
Cyberblast.

557
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:42,500
There we go.

558
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,060
Back to the beginning again.

559
00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:49,380
It seems like we're gonna have to just try our luck with the same pipe again.

560
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,720
Tupo, thank you very much there for the tip.

561
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:52,920
He says,

562
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:57,820
Shafay asking the wife can wear his cockroach suit in bed.

563
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:58,520
What an image.

564
00:38:01,220 --> 00:38:03,060
Not just for Halloween, that suit.

565
00:38:05,340 --> 00:38:06,380
It's for life.

566
00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:14,820
You spidered your bad connection.

567
00:38:14,980 --> 00:38:16,240
Zamp El Bonsai.

568
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:16,820
Does that...

569
00:38:16,820 --> 00:38:21,780
Is bad connection, does that mean the stream is gone again, is it?

570
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,880
I'm not particularly too sure whether or not we're still going.

571
00:38:28,100 --> 00:38:31,560
It says that it's still going on my thing anyway, but it's on off.

572
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,320
I tell you, it could be...

573
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,340
I said this 20 minutes ago.

574
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:38,780
It could be the fucking storm.

575
00:38:40,660 --> 00:38:42,660
And apologies there for continually...

576
00:38:42,660 --> 00:38:42,660
Continually...

577
00:38:42,660 --> 00:38:43,660
Continually...

578
00:38:43,660 --> 00:38:44,660
Uh...

579
00:38:45,620 --> 00:38:46,280
Swearing.

580
00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:47,660
It's just unacceptable.

581
00:38:48,460 --> 00:38:49,260
And it's concerning.

582
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:51,520
Thank you very much there.

583
00:38:52,140 --> 00:38:53,800
Horses under starlight.

584
00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:55,900
So we move to the right here and then up.

585
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,800
I'm just gonna try and speed roach this.

586
00:39:05,140 --> 00:39:05,900
Wrong way.

587
00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:13,460
So this is a new...

588
00:39:13,460 --> 00:39:14,160
We didn't see this.

589
00:39:14,220 --> 00:39:16,260
This is a matchbox here.

590
00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:19,260
Seems to be a bar called Eddies on the Water...

591
00:39:19,260 --> 00:39:19,900
Waterpoint.

592
00:39:20,740 --> 00:39:21,740
Or the Waterfront.

593
00:39:24,060 --> 00:39:24,780
We'll...

594
00:39:24,780 --> 00:39:28,900
Swerve that and move along to the left here and go back to our...

595
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:31,780
Our gas hob, our gas cooker.

596
00:39:32,820 --> 00:39:34,900
It seems to be all hinging on the...

597
00:39:34,900 --> 00:39:38,920
Oh, here we go.

598
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:39,720
Bit of action.

599
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,580
Chatting with another roach.

600
00:39:42,860 --> 00:39:44,100
Can't believe we missed this.

601
00:39:44,220 --> 00:39:45,160
Oh no, we've seen this already.

602
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:58,280
What's... uh...

603
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:14,360
What's the wind machine she's on about?

604
00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:17,840
It's like Macbeth.

605
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:25,060
It's been adapted for a stage show.

606
00:40:28,060 --> 00:40:29,320
Bad mojo.

607
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,220
Ian Kelly, thank you very much there.

608
00:40:32,380 --> 00:40:34,140
I say I'm stuck in Kowloon.

609
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:35,220
Send help.

610
00:40:35,340 --> 00:40:37,480
I hope you're getting on well in Kowloon there.

611
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:38,120
The wall...

612
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,020
Former walled city of Kowloon.

613
00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:49,620
Somebody there was just saying in the chat there...

614
00:40:49,620 --> 00:40:50,540
Turn left here.

615
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,220
So maybe I'll go...

616
00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:53,620
But I can't get through these guys.

617
00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:54,660
They're not letting me...

618
00:40:54,660 --> 00:40:56,080
They're not letting me pass.

619
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,440
So that's why you can't go left.

620
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:02,520
What about this though?

621
00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:02,960
No?

622
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:03,040
No.

623
00:41:05,140 --> 00:41:06,600
No, you can't go that way either.

624
00:41:07,620 --> 00:41:08,060
It's...

625
00:41:08,060 --> 00:41:10,820
It's the gas hob or bust at this stage.

626
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:11,440
You can't...

627
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:12,560
They're not giving you the option.

628
00:41:12,660 --> 00:41:13,580
So we have to go right.

629
00:41:15,060 --> 00:41:16,740
Oh, now we have to do this cutscene again.

630
00:41:17,620 --> 00:41:18,360
Can we skip this?

631
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:22,200
We can't skip this.

632
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,100
The wind whale will suck you...

633
00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:25,000
Sorry about this guys.

634
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:25,720
You can't skip it.

635
00:41:25,820 --> 00:41:26,200
It's...

636
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:27,400
Same thing.

637
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:30,500
It's blowhole will catapult you to the south and to the east.

638
00:41:31,060 --> 00:41:34,160
One way there is peril, hardship and dismay.

639
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:37,880
One way brings you closer to the Dominican cachet.

640
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,020
But there is another option.

641
00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:41,520
Another clever tack.

642
00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:46,040
You may evade the wind machine with a bold high wire act.

643
00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:47,620
High wire act.

644
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:48,800
Tell us to get up.

645
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:51,000
Tell us to get high.

646
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,740
A bold high wire act.

647
00:42:04,220 --> 00:42:12,460
Stream is very choppy.

648
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:13,480
How the...

649
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,240
I apologize.

650
00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:17,420
I can't really do anything to fucking...

651
00:42:17,420 --> 00:42:20,420
To rectify that situation.

652
00:42:26,060 --> 00:42:28,480
But bag of boxes says it's fine.

653
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,780
World P says it hasn't been choppy.

654
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:33,240
Google use says it's fine.

655
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,580
Stream is sound...

656
00:42:34,580 --> 00:42:35,320
For some people...

657
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,340
I'd say what it is lads.

658
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,440
Is some of you might be getting...

659
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,380
Done in by the storm.

660
00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:42,580
On your end.

661
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:45,660
Do you know.

662
00:42:45,660 --> 00:42:45,660
Do you know.

663
00:42:47,660 --> 00:42:50,180
But then there might be times where I ain't getting done in on my end.

664
00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:52,420
And it's hard for us to really gauge who's...

665
00:42:53,380 --> 00:42:54,420
Getting done in.

666
00:42:54,420 --> 00:43:02,240
Yates County restarted the YouTube app.

667
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:04,440
Okay.

668
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,020
Let's not get too worried about the stream.

669
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:10,600
And focus on becoming a roach again.

670
00:43:10,700 --> 00:43:12,360
Getting inside the mind of this little guy.

671
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,100
High wire act.

672
00:43:14,100 --> 00:43:15,640
I'm gonna try and go up here.

673
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,400
Instead of going down and across.

674
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,340
Seems to be the case that that's...

675
00:43:19,340 --> 00:43:20,620
That was a busted flush.

676
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:21,360
Oh no.

677
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:22,560
This is where we went.

678
00:43:23,540 --> 00:43:24,640
This is where we went.

679
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:26,220
Oh yeah.

680
00:43:26,540 --> 00:43:28,100
I'm forgetting I tried that already.

681
00:43:29,820 --> 00:43:32,780
Can we get on this other fucking piece of metal.

682
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:34,060
That's above my head.

683
00:43:34,220 --> 00:43:35,100
Maybe we can...

684
00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:37,880
Get higher on that.

685
00:43:37,980 --> 00:43:38,100
No.

686
00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:38,800
Okay.

687
00:43:38,860 --> 00:43:39,600
So we're gonna...

688
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:40,580
We're gonna keep climbing.

689
00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:41,260
We're a roach.

690
00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:44,660
Gonna keep climbing.

691
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:50,980
So far it's...

692
00:43:50,980 --> 00:43:52,680
It's definitely up there.

693
00:43:53,620 --> 00:43:55,480
Definitely up there with some...

694
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:56,820
It's got something about it.

695
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:02,200
Okay.

696
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:02,760
So this was...

697
00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:08,540
See I'm pressing...

698
00:44:08,540 --> 00:44:10,620
I'm pressing buttons on the mouse here.

699
00:44:12,660 --> 00:44:13,380
Nothing...

700
00:44:13,380 --> 00:44:13,980
There's nothing...

701
00:44:13,980 --> 00:44:16,220
I can't like see the cursor or click on anything.

702
00:44:16,380 --> 00:44:16,540
You know?

703
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:18,700
I wonder...

704
00:44:18,700 --> 00:44:20,000
Are you meant to be able to...

705
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:20,880
To use your cursor?

706
00:44:21,020 --> 00:44:23,320
Or is it about just directing the roach?

707
00:44:28,740 --> 00:44:29,180
Okay.

708
00:44:29,180 --> 00:44:32,380
So it looks like the spider is the only avenue here.

709
00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:35,120
I apologize for taking us on the detour there.

710
00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:37,640
Just trying to look into a new...

711
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:38,660
Way of doing business.

712
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:42,920
Maybe we can go down south here instead of going east.

713
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:42,920
Maybe we can go down south here instead of going east.

714
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:46,440
And that has brought us where here.

715
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,500
Another sticky area here.

716
00:44:52,340 --> 00:44:53,160
But it's new.

717
00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:55,280
It doesn't seem to have any of the...

718
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:56,920
The precarious...

719
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,700
And now he's...

720
00:44:58,700 --> 00:45:00,060
I think he's eating a fly there.

721
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:02,600
Nope.

722
00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:03,760
It seems as though the...

723
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:06,720
That's poisonous for me as a roach.

724
00:45:07,420 --> 00:45:08,520
I don't understand why.

725
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,100
I mean a fly looks like a decent meal for him.

726
00:45:17,100 --> 00:45:18,380
Back to the rat again.

727
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:25,900
Fucking hell.

728
00:45:25,940 --> 00:45:28,780
I literally got scared at a fucking 1996...

729
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:29,780
Rat...

730
00:45:30,820 --> 00:45:31,540
Game there.

731
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:32,480
Crazy enough.

732
00:45:34,100 --> 00:45:34,780
And...

733
00:45:34,780 --> 00:45:35,920
Yeah.

734
00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:39,680
Just goes to show you that I'm mocking the game.

735
00:45:39,780 --> 00:45:40,500
But it's...

736
00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:42,240
It's actually got one over on me there.

737
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:43,580
I got spooked about that.

738
00:45:43,580 --> 00:45:48,680
Pure pestilence.

739
00:45:49,420 --> 00:45:50,420
Wastes of skin.

740
00:45:54,500 --> 00:45:56,560
So you can't go onto its tail.

741
00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:07,280
If you go on its tail it gives you a whack.

742
00:46:07,380 --> 00:46:08,560
So we won't bother with that.

743
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:14,800
Whoa.

744
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:17,000
Yeah.

745
00:46:18,180 --> 00:46:18,860
Not great.

746
00:46:18,940 --> 00:46:19,760
And now we're in some oil.

747
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:20,060
Look.

748
00:46:20,900 --> 00:46:22,000
I can't get on...

749
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,320
And that's killed us.

750
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,480
So we're not doing too good.

751
00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:27,820
I'm...

752
00:46:27,820 --> 00:46:28,820
I'm...

753
00:46:28,820 --> 00:46:32,600
Having to be up front with you here guys.

754
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:34,500
This isn't looking great for me.

755
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:36,860
And now we're in some rat blood.

756
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:39,540
And that's not good for us.

757
00:46:43,540 --> 00:46:46,600
Thank you very much Vermana there for the tip.

758
00:46:46,660 --> 00:46:48,800
You say crawl into its arse.

759
00:46:49,460 --> 00:46:49,740
I'm...

760
00:46:49,740 --> 00:46:50,920
I don't think there's a...

761
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,720
A hole in which you can do that.

762
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:57,200
I mean I'm down there now at the bottom right hand corner of the screen if you can see that.

763
00:46:58,540 --> 00:47:00,340
Trying to go into the rat's arse there.

764
00:47:00,420 --> 00:47:02,420
It's not giving me the option to do that.

765
00:47:03,700 --> 00:47:07,900
So we'll just get off this fucking thing and move and try and get away from the...

766
00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:11,960
We can't go there either.

767
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,340
We need to sidle along here.

768
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:22,460
Maybe you go down this...

769
00:47:22,460 --> 00:47:23,320
This side here no?

770
00:47:24,580 --> 00:47:24,980
Okay.

771
00:47:25,980 --> 00:47:26,260
Okay.

772
00:47:27,860 --> 00:47:28,900
And here we are.

773
00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:30,620
We're back to this boss bit again.

774
00:47:31,860 --> 00:47:34,720
Oh man this fucking spider like he's a...

775
00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:35,120
He's...

776
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:36,020
How would you beat him like?

777
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,060
He doesn't seem to have any...

778
00:47:38,060 --> 00:47:39,680
You can't tell what health he's on.

779
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,980
I actually don't even know what weapons are.

780
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:43,800
I have no...

781
00:47:44,420 --> 00:47:45,120
Weapons.

782
00:47:45,220 --> 00:47:46,180
I have no way of fighting.

783
00:47:46,300 --> 00:47:47,720
I don't know what the controls are.

784
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:49,800
And uh...

785
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:55,080
I have no explosives.

786
00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:55,800
I have no tacticals.

787
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:57,760
I have no fucking secondary.

788
00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:58,540
I have no primary.

789
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:00,120
Do you know what?

790
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:00,620
I'm a roach.

791
00:48:00,660 --> 00:48:01,640
I'm just a roach.

792
00:48:01,780 --> 00:48:04,100
There is nothing else really to say other than that.

793
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,620
Just gonna wait for a moment.

794
00:48:11,740 --> 00:48:13,740
Maybe does anybody in the chat know where...

795
00:48:13,740 --> 00:48:15,300
How I'm meant to approach this here.

796
00:48:16,220 --> 00:48:17,300
Approach this.

797
00:48:18,740 --> 00:48:20,800
That was the...

798
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,960
That came out of the woodwork.

799
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:23,920
It actually came out of nowhere.

800
00:48:24,020 --> 00:48:24,660
That was a good one.

801
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,760
Cigarette burn web.

802
00:48:28,420 --> 00:48:28,820
Incredible.

803
00:48:29,020 --> 00:48:29,340
How do you...

804
00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:30,260
So you use the cigarette.

805
00:48:30,380 --> 00:48:33,220
You push the cigarette towards the spider and burn that.

806
00:48:33,220 --> 00:48:33,940
Right.

807
00:48:46,420 --> 00:48:46,740
Bah.

808
00:48:51,020 --> 00:48:51,820
It is lit.

809
00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:54,220
It's still lit the cigs, so...

810
00:48:54,220 --> 00:48:56,220
The only thing is...

811
00:48:56,220 --> 00:48:58,740
Let's just move in little increments here.

812
00:48:58,740 --> 00:49:05,580
For fuck's sake.

813
00:49:19,420 --> 00:49:21,460
Back into the pipe again, lads.

814
00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:27,560
Not an easy one, this.

815
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,680
I came into this expecting a bit of a fucking walkthrough.

816
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:33,760
To be honest with you.

817
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,620
But it's anything but.

818
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:41,700
Look at this.

819
00:49:41,740 --> 00:49:42,660
So...

820
00:49:42,660 --> 00:49:45,040
They foreshadowed the cigarette thing.

821
00:49:53,820 --> 00:49:56,000
So you can move the fucking cigarette, right?

822
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:00,900
You can move the cigarette.

823
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:03,940
Can you do that...

824
00:50:03,940 --> 00:50:05,100
With the lit cigarette?

825
00:50:05,340 --> 00:50:06,580
And if so...

826
00:50:06,580 --> 00:50:08,600
How fast do you have to do that?

827
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:09,600
It...

828
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,040
The spider just comes for you.

829
00:50:20,260 --> 00:50:21,600
What about this thing here?

830
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:24,040
We didn't really get to the bottom of this bottle cap either.

831
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:25,800
It seems to be...

832
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,340
Mysterious enough.

833
00:50:27,780 --> 00:50:29,140
Or are they just...

834
00:50:29,140 --> 00:50:29,600
Highlighting...

835
00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:32,200
The mechanics of the roach.

836
00:50:32,340 --> 00:50:33,600
The roach mechanic which is...

837
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:36,600
Able to push and pull little...

838
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:38,980
Items on the ground, you know?

839
00:50:41,300 --> 00:50:42,680
I am stumped.

840
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:47,420
Absolutely stumped.

841
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:53,140
What about that stump question I got right there yesterday in the...

842
00:50:53,140 --> 00:50:55,960
Alan Hansen stuff?

843
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:59,460
There was some great questions there that I managed to ace.

844
00:50:59,620 --> 00:51:00,460
I'm really...

845
00:51:00,460 --> 00:51:05,240
Really happy with the way I performed in that Alan Hansen game.

846
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:09,920
And there was another one there actually when Mark Viduka popped up.

847
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:10,780
I said...

848
00:51:10,780 --> 00:51:11,140
Uh...

849
00:51:11,140 --> 00:51:12,560
Viduka for...

850
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:13,400
Liverpool won.

851
00:51:14,380 --> 00:51:17,640
And then I went on to YouTube to watch the highlights of that match.

852
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,700
And I forgot that it was actually 4-3.

853
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:22,340
Liverpool had scored three goals.

854
00:51:23,060 --> 00:51:24,260
But interestingly enough...

855
00:51:25,260 --> 00:51:26,380
Uh...

856
00:51:26,380 --> 00:51:29,260
One of the goals that he scored, Viduka was...

857
00:51:29,260 --> 00:51:32,020
It was clear as fucking day offside.

858
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:33,420
And uh...

859
00:51:35,100 --> 00:51:36,040
You know...

860
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:38,280
It would not have gotten away with that in the...

861
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:39,320
In the VAR...

862
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:41,880
Post-VAR world that we're living in now.

863
00:51:41,940 --> 00:51:45,420
But it was very funny to see that a match was decided on that, you know?

864
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:48,480
Blatant, but...

865
00:51:49,660 --> 00:51:53,020
Might watch that later, but the channel could probably get banned then, you know?

866
00:51:53,020 --> 00:51:57,780
Happened before where I actually...

867
00:51:57,780 --> 00:52:02,000
I showed a premiership game and the channel got taken down for 90 days.

868
00:52:02,820 --> 00:52:03,720
So now we...

869
00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:05,280
I mean, let's just see what we're missing here.

870
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:06,760
Sorry, let me focus on this.

871
00:52:08,700 --> 00:52:12,060
The wind wail will suck you into the belly of a beast.

872
00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:17,000
Its blowhole will catapult you to the south and to the east.

873
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:20,680
One way there is peril, hardship and dismay.

874
00:52:21,220 --> 00:52:24,380
One way brings you closer to the Dominican cachet.

875
00:52:24,980 --> 00:52:28,020
But there is another option, another clever tack.

876
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:32,540
You may evade the wind machine with a bold high wire act.

877
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:38,540
They're really hammering home the high wire act.

878
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:39,960
You can avoid the blowhole.

879
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:40,860
But there's...

880
00:52:40,860 --> 00:52:43,920
I mean, do you have to go through the fucking spider to get to this thing?

881
00:52:43,980 --> 00:52:44,780
Or can you...

882
00:52:44,780 --> 00:52:46,780
Is there a way up now before we...

883
00:52:47,780 --> 00:52:49,780
Probably not, because they wouldn't have...

884
00:52:50,580 --> 00:52:53,120
What about that other fucking wire there, you know?

885
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:54,120
Get up there?

886
00:52:54,260 --> 00:52:54,420
No?

887
00:52:55,540 --> 00:52:56,280
What about there?

888
00:52:56,340 --> 00:52:56,480
No?

889
00:52:56,820 --> 00:52:57,960
Not letting me go up there.

890
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:03,320
Very, very realistic roach mechanics in this game.

891
00:53:06,740 --> 00:53:11,160
I heard they hired a crack team of roach researchers.

892
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:12,760
Roach searchers.

893
00:53:13,420 --> 00:53:16,040
To get deep down and dirty and go methadone it.

894
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:17,720
And live the life of roaches.

895
00:53:18,660 --> 00:53:20,140
In New York City.

896
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,980
To really come to terms with the reality of roachmanship.

897
00:53:24,980 --> 00:53:35,340
And how that would be portrayed in a major, major studio AAA title game about roaches.

898
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:38,940
And it broke the fucking mold.

899
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:40,360
Let's just say that.

900
00:53:40,420 --> 00:53:41,060
It broke the mold.

901
00:53:41,140 --> 00:53:42,380
Because we're still here.

902
00:53:42,700 --> 00:53:44,320
Playing it to this very day.

903
00:53:44,660 --> 00:53:45,680
Thanks for the streamage.

904
00:53:45,780 --> 00:53:47,260
Thanks very much for the tip, LJ.

905
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:48,160
Very, very kind of you.

906
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:54,400
Is where I've become unstuck a number of times now.

907
00:53:56,840 --> 00:54:00,160
I think I'm continually going the wrong way.

908
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:02,880
So.

909
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:05,600
Maybe down here.

910
00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:07,020
Oh yeah.

911
00:54:07,140 --> 00:54:07,480
Down.

912
00:54:07,720 --> 00:54:08,720
Down onto the ground.

913
00:54:08,860 --> 00:54:10,020
And then down to spider town.

914
00:54:10,660 --> 00:54:11,840
Fuck this spider man.

915
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,300
I have to fight this cunt again.

916
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:20,000
And he's going to probably have me.

917
00:54:20,220 --> 00:54:20,540
In.

918
00:54:21,140 --> 00:54:22,100
In no time.

919
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:22,960
What about this?

920
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:23,500
Go left.

921
00:54:25,020 --> 00:54:26,260
You can't go onto that.

922
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:27,720
This little white patch.

923
00:54:28,180 --> 00:54:29,120
At the side here.

924
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:31,260
Sticks you.

925
00:54:31,260 --> 00:54:42,740
Sounds like one of those groan tubes.

926
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:45,000
Don't know if they're still a thing.

927
00:54:45,220 --> 00:54:45,220
But.

928
00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:48,260
It's very concerning.

929
00:54:50,100 --> 00:54:52,840
I wonder am I meant to do anything here to the rat.

930
00:54:53,100 --> 00:54:53,620
You know.

931
00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:54,360
Help him out.

932
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:55,660
Because he's still twitching.

933
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:55,840
But.

934
00:54:57,180 --> 00:54:58,120
That happens.

935
00:54:58,220 --> 00:54:58,700
I think.

936
00:54:58,800 --> 00:54:59,020
You know.

937
00:54:59,020 --> 00:54:59,760
Even after.

938
00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:01,420
They've been trapped.

939
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:02,920
They could still have a bit of life.

940
00:55:02,980 --> 00:55:04,120
It's kind of sad.

941
00:55:04,220 --> 00:55:04,360
You know.

942
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:05,500
If you've ever had to fucking.

943
00:55:05,700 --> 00:55:07,340
Get rid of mice in the house.

944
00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:09,580
You might have to kill them.

945
00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:10,120
And then.

946
00:55:10,540 --> 00:55:11,860
I remember one time.

947
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,580
Coming across a freshly trapped mouse.

948
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:16,060
That had been trapped.

949
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,580
And the poor fucker was still.

950
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:19,600
Alive.

951
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:20,040
And.

952
00:55:20,940 --> 00:55:22,200
Felt like I'd.

953
00:55:23,060 --> 00:55:24,100
It felt bad.

954
00:55:24,180 --> 00:55:24,380
You know.

955
00:55:24,460 --> 00:55:25,740
Felt like I'd murdered someone.

956
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:26,860
And.

957
00:55:27,140 --> 00:55:27,640
I mean.

958
00:55:27,740 --> 00:55:28,420
I know it's not.

959
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:29,560
It's not a person.

960
00:55:30,340 --> 00:55:31,520
But you see its eyes.

961
00:55:31,740 --> 00:55:32,620
And then its eyes.

962
00:55:32,700 --> 00:55:33,340
And its snout.

963
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:34,960
Reminded me of the dog.

964
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:35,600
Do you know.

965
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:36,820
I know they're different.

966
00:55:36,900 --> 00:55:37,940
A rodent and a dog.

967
00:55:38,020 --> 00:55:38,600
Isn't the same.

968
00:55:38,660 --> 00:55:39,460
But they still have.

969
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:40,860
Two eyes.

970
00:55:41,020 --> 00:55:42,140
And a fucking snout.

971
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:44,280
But.

972
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:45,300
At the end of the day.

973
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:45,860
The.

974
00:55:45,860 --> 00:55:47,120
The weighing up.

975
00:55:47,220 --> 00:55:48,040
And the balance was.

976
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:49,900
I don't want this fucker in the house.

977
00:55:50,580 --> 00:55:51,020
So I mean.

978
00:55:51,140 --> 00:55:52,160
I managed to just.

979
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:53,740
Erase it from my memory.

980
00:55:53,860 --> 00:55:54,360
And then I get.

981
00:55:54,580 --> 00:55:54,760
You know.

982
00:55:54,820 --> 00:55:55,400
Kind of trigger.

983
00:55:55,780 --> 00:55:56,660
Moments like this.

984
00:55:56,740 --> 00:55:57,600
Where you do see it.

985
00:55:58,700 --> 00:55:59,520
A trapped mouse.

986
00:55:59,660 --> 00:56:00,200
That's still alive.

987
00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:00,740
Connor.

988
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:01,660
Thanks very much there.

989
00:56:01,700 --> 00:56:01,980
He says.

990
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:02,680
Is this the real.

991
00:56:03,580 --> 00:56:03,960
Thing.

992
00:56:04,060 --> 00:56:05,540
Or am I having a fever dream.

993
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:06,300
No.

994
00:56:06,340 --> 00:56:07,080
This is truly.

995
00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:08,120
The roach game.

996
00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:08,640
This is the.

997
00:56:09,420 --> 00:56:10,780
Probably the best roach game.

998
00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:13,200
Ever created.

999
00:56:14,340 --> 00:56:14,740
Paddy.

1000
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:15,820
Thank you very much for the tips.

1001
00:56:15,940 --> 00:56:16,080
Well.

1002
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:16,720
And Rob D.

1003
00:56:16,820 --> 00:56:17,760
Very very kind of you.

1004
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:20,300
I just want to try and deliver.

1005
00:56:20,420 --> 00:56:20,860
To be honest.

1006
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:21,160
You know.

1007
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:21,320
It's.

1008
00:56:21,940 --> 00:56:22,800
Being at this now.

1009
00:56:22,940 --> 00:56:23,060
For.

1010
00:56:23,540 --> 00:56:24,400
Nearly an hour.

1011
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:26,580
Okay.

1012
00:56:26,580 --> 00:56:27,220
So we know.

1013
00:56:27,940 --> 00:56:28,380
Let's.

1014
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:30,500
Let's look at the fucking situation here.

1015
00:56:30,540 --> 00:56:32,140
And bring it down to the brass tacks.

1016
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:33,760
We know we can move the cigarette.

1017
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:35,640
But every time I get over to that cigarette.

1018
00:56:37,340 --> 00:56:38,080
It just.

1019
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:39,600
The spider pounces.

1020
00:56:41,900 --> 00:56:43,400
Can you get him onto the sticky?

1021
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:44,280
Asks.

1022
00:56:45,260 --> 00:56:45,940
Jake there.

1023
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:47,220
Let's have a look there and see.

1024
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:47,660
But I mean.

1025
00:56:47,940 --> 00:56:48,240
If I.

1026
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:49,500
If we get him onto the sticky.

1027
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:50,500
Then I'm on the sticky.

1028
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:50,860
Do you know?

1029
00:56:57,100 --> 00:56:58,580
What about going forward.

1030
00:56:58,860 --> 00:56:59,640
And coming back.

1031
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:01,020
Like this.

1032
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:03,260
Oh yeah.

1033
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:04,020
That's bringing him in.

1034
00:57:04,380 --> 00:57:05,160
He's moving now.

1035
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:06,440
He doesn't like this.

1036
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:08,460
He doesn't like that.

1037
00:57:08,540 --> 00:57:09,960
I'm showing a bit of aggression here.

1038
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:19,800
It's mano a mano here.

1039
00:57:19,980 --> 00:57:20,120
It's.

1040
00:57:21,180 --> 00:57:21,900
It could.

1041
00:57:22,420 --> 00:57:24,240
This could blow up at any moment.

1042
00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:27,600
We don't know how.

1043
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:29,900
How this spider is thinking.

1044
00:57:30,020 --> 00:57:31,180
What his game plan is.

1045
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:34,320
But we can see that he twitches.

1046
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:35,380
Every time I make a move.

1047
00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:36,260
Spider twitches.

1048
00:57:36,300 --> 00:57:37,940
So I'm just trying to incrementally.

1049
00:57:37,940 --> 00:57:40,140
Move my roach around the screen.

1050
00:57:41,020 --> 00:57:42,360
Nothing too fucking hectic.

1051
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:43,340
Nothing too major.

1052
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:45,120
Just get the spider's attention.

1053
00:57:47,460 --> 00:57:48,640
A.B.C.

1054
00:57:50,180 --> 00:57:51,180
A.B.R.

1055
00:57:51,180 --> 00:57:52,520
Always be roaching.

1056
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:54,140
Roaches Superstore.

1057
00:57:54,220 --> 00:57:54,980
Thank you very much.

1058
00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,460
You say Tommy's driving the coaches.

1059
00:57:59,900 --> 00:58:01,980
And Francis is driving the roaches.

1060
00:58:02,340 --> 00:58:03,020
Fair play to you.

1061
00:58:07,620 --> 00:58:08,960
I'm getting closer look.

1062
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:11,020
I'm getting fucking cheekier.

1063
00:58:11,860 --> 00:58:12,960
By the moment.

1064
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:14,460
This.

1065
00:58:14,460 --> 00:58:17,180
This fucking spider's really getting wound up now.

1066
00:58:17,220 --> 00:58:18,140
He doesn't like this.

1067
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:21,220
Does not like this.

1068
00:58:21,220 --> 00:58:21,700
I can't.

1069
00:58:21,700 --> 00:58:30,760
He does not like this.

1070
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:32,760
I'm going to push the cigarette and move back fast.

1071
00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:33,820
No.

1072
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:41,280
He's fucking rattled.

1073
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:43,480
Oh.

1074
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:46,020
Oh no I'm on the stick.

1075
00:58:49,300 --> 00:58:50,200
It's tense.

1076
00:58:51,140 --> 00:58:52,600
We don't know how this will develop.

1077
00:58:58,020 --> 00:58:59,860
This spider's going to be on his arse.

1078
00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:00,140
When he.

1079
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:00,460
If he.

1080
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:01,440
If he gets.

1081
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:03,260
If we manage to burn the fucker.

1082
00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:03,880
But we're.

1083
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:06,320
But we aren't going about business now.

1084
00:59:08,380 --> 00:59:11,160
The cigarette isn't going to be facing the right way to burn him.

1085
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:13,400
We need to set fire to his web.

1086
00:59:14,020 --> 00:59:15,900
I think we need to set fire to his web.

1087
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:19,920
Oh no.

1088
00:59:26,820 --> 00:59:28,120
This guy's toast man.

1089
00:59:28,180 --> 00:59:29,280
This spider's fucked.

1090
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:29,860
As soon.

1091
00:59:29,980 --> 00:59:30,720
Once we get him.

1092
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:31,920
Just.

1093
00:59:32,260 --> 00:59:32,740
The thing is.

1094
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:34,160
As soon as I push that cigarette.

1095
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:34,560
It's.

1096
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:36,440
He's going to pounce.

1097
00:59:39,420 --> 00:59:40,140
I don't know.

1098
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:40,900
How to play this.

1099
00:59:40,980 --> 00:59:41,520
I don't know which.

1100
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:43,180
What the strategy is here guys.

1101
00:59:43,300 --> 00:59:44,540
I don't know what the strategy is.

1102
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:46,640
Thank you very much.

1103
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:47,240
Captain Saki.

1104
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:48,260
This is more tense.

1105
00:59:48,260 --> 00:59:49,400
Than the final circle.

1106
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:50,240
In war zone.

1107
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:53,700
I don't want to fucking.

1108
00:59:53,700 --> 00:59:57,240
Oh no.

1109
00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:57,780
Yes.

1110
00:59:58,420 --> 00:59:59,360
Fucking burn.

1111
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:00,880
Burn.

1112
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:03,600
That's the stuff.

1113
01:00:04,620 --> 01:00:06,620
We've just burnt a spider to death.

1114
01:00:06,700 --> 01:00:07,340
With a cigarette.

1115
01:00:11,660 --> 01:00:12,400
Get in there.

1116
01:00:12,500 --> 01:00:14,200
Some great music for that as well.

1117
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:23,720
Brilliant stuff.

1118
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:26,680
I wonder.

1119
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:28,220
Can we eat that spider now?

1120
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:29,920
Or would that be a fucking.

1121
01:00:31,060 --> 01:00:32,360
Bit of a bad idea.

1122
01:00:32,460 --> 01:00:34,540
Considering we tried to eat the fly earlier.

1123
01:00:34,700 --> 01:00:35,640
And we got done in.

1124
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:45,780
I think he's enjoying it anyway.

1125
01:00:50,100 --> 01:00:52,020
I think we have to go across the web now.

1126
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:53,080
Over to the.

1127
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:56,540
Or maybe we go down south.

1128
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:56,820
Do we?

1129
01:01:00,260 --> 01:01:01,560
Just need to get off this web.

1130
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:04,340
Charlotte's web.

1131
01:01:05,380 --> 01:01:06,420
Bagging the spider.

1132
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:07,380
Says Antonio.

1133
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:08,980
That's not what I was trying to do.

1134
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:09,400
But I mean.

1135
01:01:09,420 --> 01:01:10,480
It might come across.

1136
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:11,180
As some.

1137
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:12,700
Toxic gamer moment.

1138
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:14,840
That's not what I was doing lads.

1139
01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:18,020
I wanted to give that spider.

1140
01:01:18,140 --> 01:01:18,660
The dignity.

1141
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:21,840
The dignified send off.

1142
01:01:21,900 --> 01:01:22,460
He deserved.

1143
01:01:23,020 --> 01:01:24,400
After being burnt to death.

1144
01:01:25,180 --> 01:01:26,140
By a cigarette butt.

1145
01:01:26,140 --> 01:01:44,020
I have to crawl across.

1146
01:01:44,020 --> 01:01:45,160
This dead rat.

1147
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:50,240
Got him.

1148
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:50,260
Got him.

1149
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:51,080
Thank you very much.

1150
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:55,060
I presume you mean got him.

1151
01:01:55,140 --> 01:01:56,820
And then I got the spider.

1152
01:01:56,980 --> 01:01:57,720
I did indeed.

1153
01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:00,340
And the game is beginning to move on apace.

1154
01:02:00,380 --> 01:02:01,780
We've got another roach.

1155
01:02:02,340 --> 01:02:03,640
In the arena.

1156
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:04,320
At the moment.

1157
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:04,740
As well.

1158
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:07,120
As he's just gone under the cockroach corral.

1159
01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:08,380
Whatever the fuck that is.

1160
01:02:09,460 --> 01:02:12,500
Maybe that's a way that people deal with cockroaches.

1161
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:14,080
In places that have.

1162
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:16,440
Cockroaches.

1163
01:02:18,940 --> 01:02:21,120
And now we're inside a cockroach corral.

1164
01:02:21,220 --> 01:02:21,980
So we have to be careful.

1165
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:23,180
This seems like an interesting.

1166
01:02:23,780 --> 01:02:24,700
Section of the game.

1167
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:27,220
I say game.

1168
01:02:27,260 --> 01:02:28,280
It's more of a simulation.

1169
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:34,680
What?

1170
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:35,200
What?

1171
01:02:35,860 --> 01:02:37,160
Am I meant to be doing.

1172
01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:37,820
Here.

1173
01:02:38,060 --> 01:02:38,420
Exactly.

1174
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:38,780
That's.

1175
01:02:38,860 --> 01:02:39,700
That's the question.

1176
01:02:39,820 --> 01:02:40,840
We have to use the.

1177
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:41,720
Previously.

1178
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:44,520
Killed roaches.

1179
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:45,300
As bridges.

1180
01:02:45,300 --> 01:02:46,160
To get across.

1181
01:02:47,460 --> 01:02:48,440
Our different.

1182
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:49,820
Thighs here.

1183
01:02:50,820 --> 01:02:51,980
That's lovely stuff.

1184
01:02:53,260 --> 01:02:53,840
I don't know what.

1185
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:54,680
The stick is.

1186
01:02:54,780 --> 01:02:55,220
In the middle.

1187
01:02:55,340 --> 01:02:56,480
I presume that's.

1188
01:02:58,300 --> 01:02:59,140
You don't have.

1189
01:02:59,240 --> 01:02:59,900
You don't touch that.

1190
01:02:59,980 --> 01:03:01,560
Otherwise you might get fucking caught out.

1191
01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:03,420
So we'll go around that.

1192
01:03:11,780 --> 01:03:12,560
Great stuff.

1193
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:13,580
And there's a.

1194
01:03:13,580 --> 01:03:14,900
A live roach there.

1195
01:03:17,660 --> 01:03:18,480
Down on that.

1196
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:19,160
That side.

1197
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:19,860
I'm trying to.

1198
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:20,900
Oh no.

1199
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:22,080
Don't get caught out there.

1200
01:03:22,340 --> 01:03:22,500
Right.

1201
01:03:23,220 --> 01:03:24,820
Maybe we have to talk to this buck here.

1202
01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:28,540
Start up a conversation.

1203
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:29,960
Maybe he's letting us use him.

1204
01:03:30,300 --> 01:03:31,080
As a bridge.

1205
01:03:31,180 --> 01:03:31,300
No?

1206
01:03:33,300 --> 01:03:34,700
It's not working out for us there.

1207
01:03:34,780 --> 01:03:35,120
We need to.

1208
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:38,700
We need to think about this one.

1209
01:03:38,700 --> 01:03:40,700
This is a thinking situation here now.

1210
01:03:40,780 --> 01:03:41,380
This is one of the.

1211
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:42,460
We have to use your brain.

1212
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:43,060
To really.

1213
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:44,140
Try and understand.

1214
01:03:44,340 --> 01:03:45,440
What the hell is going on.

1215
01:03:45,700 --> 01:03:47,660
Maybe you have to move this fucking thing here.

1216
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:47,900
Look.

1217
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:49,160
Yes.

1218
01:03:49,700 --> 01:03:50,100
Exactly.

1219
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:50,980
Beautiful stuff.

1220
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:54,140
Let's move that over there.

1221
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:06,020
Great stuff.

1222
01:04:07,940 --> 01:04:08,260
Nope.

1223
01:04:10,380 --> 01:04:11,120
You're filthy.

1224
01:04:11,260 --> 01:04:11,880
Thank you very much.

1225
01:04:11,940 --> 01:04:12,780
And there it's.

1226
01:04:12,980 --> 01:04:13,680
It's done it.

1227
01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:14,900
We're out of here.

1228
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:17,160
Thank you very much there.

1229
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:18,140
You're filthy.

1230
01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:18,760
Very.

1231
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:19,480
Very.

1232
01:04:19,940 --> 01:04:20,640
Kind of you.

1233
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:22,680
Today I'm listening at work.

1234
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:23,180
No lies.

1235
01:04:23,260 --> 01:04:24,380
A client just came in.

1236
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:25,700
Whose name was none other.

1237
01:04:26,420 --> 01:04:27,560
Than Liam Rogers.

1238
01:04:27,900 --> 01:04:28,880
Thanks for the streams.

1239
01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:30,840
Thanks for the tip.

1240
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:32,540
And thanks for the Rogers.

1241
01:04:34,420 --> 01:04:35,640
And CD-ROM.

1242
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:37,340
Thank you very very much as well.

1243
01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:38,340
CD-Roch.

1244
01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:40,000
Reporting for duty.

1245
01:04:40,420 --> 01:04:41,920
For a crazy bit of action.

1246
01:04:41,980 --> 01:04:42,280
You see.

1247
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:43,740
Look.

1248
01:04:43,820 --> 01:04:44,660
We're just taking it.

1249
01:04:44,780 --> 01:04:45,900
One roach at a time.

1250
01:04:46,020 --> 01:04:46,480
I mean it's.

1251
01:04:47,340 --> 01:04:48,120
It's definitely.

1252
01:04:48,580 --> 01:04:49,620
I've got killed there.

1253
01:04:49,740 --> 01:04:49,780
I.

1254
01:04:50,460 --> 01:04:52,340
Landed on the fucking roach tape.

1255
01:04:54,780 --> 01:04:56,420
Now I'm back in the corral.

1256
01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:57,380
It's not a good.

1257
01:04:57,720 --> 01:04:58,340
Place to be.

1258
01:04:58,900 --> 01:04:59,620
Back out there.

1259
01:04:59,700 --> 01:05:00,240
It's the wrong way.

1260
01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:01,020
Let's get out of this.

1261
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:02,380
Trying to think.

1262
01:05:02,780 --> 01:05:03,440
And figure out.

1263
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:03,760
Oh sorry.

1264
01:05:03,820 --> 01:05:04,320
We go up here.

1265
01:05:04,580 --> 01:05:05,380
Great stuff.

1266
01:05:06,380 --> 01:05:08,380
The pace is beginning to ramp up.

1267
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:08,920
The moment.

1268
01:05:09,100 --> 01:05:09,940
Apologies to anyone.

1269
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:11,300
You might be feeling a little bit.

1270
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:13,660
Of vertigo.

1271
01:05:13,860 --> 01:05:14,440
Or inertia.

1272
01:05:14,660 --> 01:05:15,000
Or whatever.

1273
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:17,220
You'd get from.

1274
01:05:17,460 --> 01:05:18,860
Witnessing something like this.

1275
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:28,760
Do we take that road.

1276
01:05:28,900 --> 01:05:30,480
That roach road over here.

1277
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:31,400
No you can't.

1278
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:32,040
Yeah you can.

1279
01:05:33,300 --> 01:05:34,240
Or do we just.

1280
01:05:34,340 --> 01:05:35,060
We'll just head up.

1281
01:05:35,380 --> 01:05:35,840
Fast.

1282
01:05:36,060 --> 01:05:36,860
Let's just try and get.

1283
01:05:37,220 --> 01:05:38,220
As high as we can here.

1284
01:05:38,340 --> 01:05:39,300
Because that was the clue.

1285
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:40,260
That was given to us.

1286
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:41,520
We need.

1287
01:05:41,620 --> 01:05:43,220
To do a high wire act.

1288
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:50,380
Onto a hand pump.

1289
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:50,880
There no.

1290
01:05:51,500 --> 01:05:52,100
Can't get in.

1291
01:05:52,380 --> 01:05:54,320
Can't utilize that hand pump.

1292
01:05:54,780 --> 01:05:56,640
Just what animals will be allowed.

1293
01:05:56,780 --> 01:05:57,920
To be used in the labs.

1294
01:05:58,080 --> 01:05:59,020
Along with penalties.

1295
01:05:59,380 --> 01:05:59,600
For the.

1296
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:00,780
We're in this guy's gap.

1297
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:02,360
The forecast.

1298
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:03,920
Showers and thunderstorms.

1299
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:04,800
Today with strong.

1300
01:06:05,180 --> 01:06:07,420
Westerly winds to 37 miles per hour.

1301
01:06:07,420 --> 01:06:09,460
We'll have a high of 59 degrees.

1302
01:06:09,460 --> 01:06:11,280
With the temperature dropping rapidly.

1303
01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:12,280
Towards this evening.

1304
01:06:12,740 --> 01:06:14,080
The showers and thunderstorms.

1305
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:15,640
Expected to continue into tomorrow.

1306
01:06:16,380 --> 01:06:17,120
The overnight low.

1307
01:06:17,380 --> 01:06:18,020
The overnight low.

1308
01:06:18,020 --> 01:06:19,220
Rain tapering.

1309
01:06:19,220 --> 01:06:19,940
Radio.

1310
01:06:21,380 --> 01:06:22,460
Bad sound.

1311
01:06:23,460 --> 01:06:27,020
The location sound.

1312
01:06:27,020 --> 01:06:28,580
Come on up and give old Eddie a kiss.

1313
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:29,920
They should have put a mic on him.

1314
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:32,260
That bastard Sam's.

1315
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:34,520
What a pain in the ass.

1316
01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:38,200
Looks like I'm going to have to get a new tenant.

1317
01:06:39,640 --> 01:06:40,120
Damn.

1318
01:06:46,300 --> 01:06:49,060
I thought he was going to give the cat some of the cigarettes.

1319
01:06:49,060 --> 01:06:50,300
You can help me bake the bathroom.

1320
01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:07,620
That was a bizarre cutscene that offered nothing to me in terms of story development, character, plot, subtext.

1321
01:07:08,620 --> 01:07:12,380
But we do know we're probably in this guy's gaffe.

1322
01:07:12,740 --> 01:07:15,280
And we do know that we're his tenant.

1323
01:07:15,740 --> 01:07:20,700
So... it's... crazy bit of business.

1324
01:07:27,420 --> 01:07:30,500
Beautiful. So you're a roach.

1325
01:07:45,180 --> 01:07:46,640
It's a great soundtrack.

1326
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:54,180
Right, sorry, I just need to maybe turn that down a touch there because after the cutscene ended, I don't know how loud this shit is going to get.

1327
01:08:04,140 --> 01:08:21,600
Cut my life into pieces. This is my last resort. Suffocation. No... no breathing. Or breathing. Don't give a fuck if a... yeah. Great tune, man. Great fucking tune.

1328
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:34,180
So you have to avoid this. It's a hoover. And there was... they said something like a high wire act. So what we will do is... climb the wire here.

1329
01:08:34,180 --> 01:08:51,020
It's very loud there. Sorry about that. We're gonna... take that down a bit there. Very annoying that noise.

1330
01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:56,320
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

1331
01:09:04,780 --> 01:09:12,540
Shit. I don't know where we are now. We've been transported... transposed... to another dimension.

1332
01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:21,280
And, uh, with every little screen that we... we... we can see another little roach scurrying around the place somewhere.

1333
01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:24,900
I wonder, is he a friend?

1334
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:28,400
And that's back to this fucking thing again. Back to the pipe.

1335
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:38,600
Now we can climb up someone's shoe, maybe. This will... offer us some other...

1336
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:42,280
Oh, it's an empty shoe. There's no foot in it.

1337
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:47,000
California. Lot of dough. Giving... greenback giveaway there.

1338
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:49,400
It's a lottery ticket.

1339
01:09:50,700 --> 01:09:53,000
With a... a leprechaun motif.

1340
01:09:53,600 --> 01:10:01,100
Uh, burnington... uh, fumigation. No breathing. Thank you very much there. Fuma... fumigation. No breathing.

1341
01:10:02,100 --> 01:10:06,700
Lovely little, uh... play on the lyrics there of the... the Papa Roach song.

1342
01:10:08,100 --> 01:10:12,600
Going inside this shoe now. I'd say... I'd say the roach would love to be in that shoe.

1343
01:10:13,100 --> 01:10:17,600
Just a dank... moist... sock-filled shoe.

1344
01:10:19,100 --> 01:10:24,100
And there'd be plenty of fucking bits and pieces for it to fucking... to keep it occupied, you know?

1345
01:10:27,300 --> 01:10:32,300
Now, there could be a situation here where we win the lottery. I'm not sure if this is what they're going for.

1346
01:10:32,300 --> 01:10:36,800
But we're inside the lottery ticket... box.

1347
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:44,300
And, uh... inside... well... as you'd imagine... a lot of different fucking lottery tickets inside here.

1348
01:10:46,300 --> 01:10:47,300
Is this...

1349
01:10:49,300 --> 01:10:54,800
October 21... July 22... okay, so these are all spent tickets. Your man's a lottery addict.

1350
01:10:55,300 --> 01:10:56,800
He's a lottery head. He's a lotto head.

1351
01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:03,800
It could be you.

1352
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:04,300
It could be you.

1353
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:12,800
Really, fuck all... there's not much going on inside this box here. It just seems to be a load of spend tickets.

1354
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:18,300
Well, I'm not impressed. It doesn't look like there's anything for me here.

1355
01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:20,800
As a roach.

1356
01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:26,300
Uh... so I'm gonna get out of here and then maybe come back and revisit...

1357
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:28,300
As and when we need to.

1358
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:30,800
Thank you very much there, Paul Meeschel, for the tip there.

1359
01:11:31,300 --> 01:11:33,300
"The little roach would do well in the warzone, I'd say."

1360
01:11:34,300 --> 01:11:34,800
Says Paul.

1361
01:11:35,300 --> 01:11:35,800
Scurrying around.

1362
01:11:36,300 --> 01:11:37,300
Hiding in wee corners.

1363
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:40,300
You paint a very evocative image...

1364
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:47,300
There, with that text-based message that you attach to that truly wonderful and...

1365
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:50,300
Warm-hearted and nicely spirited tip.

1366
01:11:58,300 --> 01:12:02,300
I, uh... how... do you... can you even save this game or what? Best save it.

1367
01:12:05,300 --> 01:12:07,300
Okay, so I don't know how to save the game.

1368
01:12:09,300 --> 01:12:11,800
If I press S... if I press S, would it save?

1369
01:12:19,300 --> 01:12:20,800
It's not Alt F4.

1370
01:12:22,300 --> 01:12:24,800
L-M-M-A-O. I'm not gonna fall for that one. That's...

1371
01:12:25,300 --> 01:12:27,300
That's... that's a very old one, that.

1372
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:33,800
Been saying that for years. It's never happened. I've never done it. I've never fallen for it.

1373
01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:51,300
Really just, uh, fuckin' traversing the expansive... area here that we've been dealt with.

1374
01:12:59,300 --> 01:13:03,800
I can hear a fuckin' cat or something.

1375
01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:08,800
Which is not great. I wonder, can you crawl up the, uh...

1376
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:09,800
Look at that, it's a...

1377
01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:12,800
I don't know if that's a friend or what.

1378
01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:14,800
Let's see if we can crawl up the site.

1379
01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:17,800
Alright, so the cat has got me now.

1380
01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:25,300
That's... that was good, the way they did that.

1381
01:13:25,300 --> 01:13:26,300
With the cat.

1382
01:13:27,300 --> 01:13:30,300
Like they filmed it eating something and it looks like it's eating you.

1383
01:13:32,300 --> 01:13:33,300
They green screened the cat.

1384
01:13:33,300 --> 01:13:36,800
Well, they put the cat in front of her green screen and got it to do some...

1385
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:38,800
Just eat some food, you know?

1386
01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:45,800
But it's got a lot going for it. So far it's very, very eventful.

1387
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:47,800
There's a lot happening. It seems to be...

1388
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:50,800
One for the fuckin' record books.

1389
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:58,300
Can't really, uh, tell whether...

1390
01:13:58,300 --> 01:13:58,800
I'm on the...

1391
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:00,800
I must be on the floor because this is on the floor, right?

1392
01:14:00,800 --> 01:14:01,300
But I mean...

1393
01:14:02,300 --> 01:14:03,300
This thing...

1394
01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:04,800
Is like a wall box...

1395
01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:06,800
...low down.

1396
01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:09,300
I'm gonna crawl underneath the book here.

1397
01:14:12,300 --> 01:14:13,300
Some cigars.

1398
01:14:16,300 --> 01:14:18,300
Enter space for menu, says BiPath.

1399
01:14:18,300 --> 01:14:20,300
Thanks very much there for letting us know there.

1400
01:14:20,300 --> 01:14:21,300
So space...

1401
01:14:23,300 --> 01:14:24,300
Thank God. Save game.

1402
01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:24,800
Save game.

1403
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:44,800
Okay, right. You need to save it as fuckin'...

1404
01:14:45,300 --> 01:14:45,800
I'm just gonna...

1405
01:14:47,300 --> 01:14:47,800
Roach game.

1406
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:49,800
Roach game.

1407
01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:52,800
You can't see this now.

1408
01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:54,300
Another box has popped up here.

1409
01:14:54,300 --> 01:14:55,300
Roach game.

1410
01:14:55,300 --> 01:14:56,300
Save that.

1411
01:14:58,300 --> 01:15:01,300
So if I went to load the game there, could I load Roach game?

1412
01:15:01,300 --> 01:15:02,300
Yeah, I can. Great stuff.

1413
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:05,300
I just wanna continue, I...

1414
01:15:14,300 --> 01:15:15,300
Great stuff, we're back.

1415
01:15:15,300 --> 01:15:16,300
Fuckin' cool, man.

1416
01:15:16,300 --> 01:15:16,800
Cool, man.

1417
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:17,800
You can save it anywhere.

1418
01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:18,800
Very, very...

1419
01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:19,800
Very...

1420
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:21,800
Very, uh...

1421
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:23,800
State of the art, like for 96, you know?

1422
01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:24,800
You can save it anywhere.

1423
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:28,800
Very high tech.

1424
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:35,800
Was there a resume option in the menu there?

1425
01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:36,800
I didn't see that.

1426
01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:41,300
Mr. Petito?

1427
01:15:41,300 --> 01:15:42,300
Your wife's going into labor.

1428
01:15:42,300 --> 01:15:43,300
Mr. Petito?

1429
01:15:43,300 --> 01:15:43,300
Your wife's going into labor.

1430
01:15:43,300 --> 01:15:44,300
Mr. Petito?

1431
01:15:44,300 --> 01:15:45,300
Mr. Petito?

1432
01:15:45,300 --> 01:15:46,300
Get me a tube of blood out of her eye.

1433
01:15:46,300 --> 01:15:47,300
Ah!

1434
01:15:47,300 --> 01:15:48,300
Jesus!

1435
01:15:48,300 --> 01:15:49,300
Ah!

1436
01:15:49,300 --> 01:15:50,300
Ah!

1437
01:15:50,300 --> 01:15:51,300
You got on a broken cell?

1438
01:15:51,300 --> 01:15:52,300
Placenta here.

1439
01:15:52,300 --> 01:15:53,300
Placenta here.

1440
01:15:53,300 --> 01:15:54,300
He needs to drop him, we're losing her!

1441
01:15:54,300 --> 01:15:55,300
She's gone!

1442
01:15:55,300 --> 01:15:56,300
Damn it!

1443
01:15:56,300 --> 01:15:57,300
Alright.

1444
01:15:57,300 --> 01:15:58,300
Save the baby.

1445
01:15:58,300 --> 01:15:59,300
I better cut.

1446
01:15:59,300 --> 01:16:00,300
Cut the cord.

1447
01:16:00,300 --> 01:16:01,300
Save the baby.

1448
01:16:01,300 --> 01:16:02,300
Save the baby.

1449
01:16:02,300 --> 01:16:03,300
I'm ready.

1450
01:16:03,300 --> 01:16:05,300
I see you.

1451
01:16:05,300 --> 01:16:06,300
Yeah.

1452
01:16:06,300 --> 01:16:27,460
Mr. Petito, I'm sorry. Your wife is dead. Jesus. Heavy buzz. We did manage to save the baby, baby.

1453
01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:52,900
Heavy roach. Straight back into the roach action. So this roach has the power to fucking see what went on around the items that he's come across. I can't remember. It reminds me of a Stephen King, I think, film, or probably was a book, obviously, before it was a film, where, oh yeah, Christopher Walken was in it.

1454
01:16:52,900 --> 01:17:06,780
He, when he, when he touched people or he shook their hand, he could, he could see or that they were going to die or he could see into their future. Not particularly too sure. Dead zone, is it? Is that what it was called?

1455
01:17:13,580 --> 01:17:14,800
So you're a roach.

1456
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:29,420
Nothing really else to be doing here with this, uh, cigar box. We'll just keep moving along here at pace.

1457
01:17:33,140 --> 01:17:34,980
More lottery tickets, is it?

1458
01:17:35,580 --> 01:17:36,940
What the fuck that was there?

1459
01:17:40,940 --> 01:17:58,180
The music has gone a bit dark and heavy here. Now we don't know where this is taking us or indeed what that denotes, but we've got a purple heart with George Washington on it that must have been given to someone for their active duty service in the army or whatever.

1460
01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:01,980
Angelina Maria Eddies on the waterfront.

1461
01:18:02,940 --> 01:18:04,420
Most deaths have been given.

1462
01:18:04,420 --> 01:18:26,240
It doesn't stop, does it? The, the thrills keep coming. Every screen we go to, there's a new thrill to be had and it's, it's jarring.

1463
01:18:26,760 --> 01:18:32,880
Actually, the pace is a bit too, it's a bit too fast for my liking. They need to slow down.

1464
01:18:33,700 --> 01:18:34,900
Cause I'm going to get sick.

1465
01:18:54,760 --> 01:18:56,640
Crazy bit of business, isn't it?

1466
01:18:56,640 --> 01:18:56,660
Crazy bit of business, isn't it?

1467
01:18:57,320 --> 01:19:00,000
Let's get out of here. I'm not liking this bag at all.

1468
01:19:01,540 --> 01:19:02,680
It's not my cup of tea.

1469
01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:11,340
I was enjoying the, uh, the kitchen area wherever I was. I want to get back there, you know?

1470
01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:15,040
It seemed like there was, there was fun to be had there.

1471
01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:28,760
Uh, Nick Wool, Woolgar, how are ya? The game is called Bad Mojo. Apologies there, I should have put that in the title. I've just, wrote, Roach Zone.

1472
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:33,240
That's a kind of funny, funny title there.

1473
01:19:34,920 --> 01:19:41,700
And, uh, yeah, it's available now for a great price. 1 euro 49.

1474
01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:45,540
I did download it from archive.org.

1475
01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:49,660
But I, it just couldn't, I tried to run it and it kept crashing.

1476
01:19:50,260 --> 01:19:56,940
Then I, uh, I bought the fucking thing off the GOG and now it's, it's smooth. It's very smooth.

1477
01:19:57,800 --> 01:20:00,700
It's like playing with a, a piece of silk.

1478
01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:04,580
It just plays so well. It just works.

1479
01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:10,660
I mean, they knew they were onto a winner with this when they made it.

1480
01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:15,980
Especially this section here where you, you just keep going along a railing.

1481
01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:23,620
It doesn't get boring at all. It just keeps on hitting you with, and now we can, it's developing as we move along.

1482
01:20:23,680 --> 01:20:32,060
We can see where we are exactly. We're on a, the metal frame of like a single bed or a fucking futon or something.

1483
01:20:34,520 --> 01:20:39,440
I don't know what the objective here is, but are, are we really meant to question it?

1484
01:20:39,520 --> 01:20:47,720
Is it a kind of, you are just a roach, like, I don't think there's really any bigger questions to fucking answer.

1485
01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:50,360
It's, it's just, you're a roach.

1486
01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:56,060
I mean, it would be nice just to have a little bit of a direct, a bit of direction.

1487
01:20:58,700 --> 01:21:00,320
And now we're on a bed, a mattress.

1488
01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:24,260
Look at this, some money under the bed.

1489
01:21:24,260 --> 01:21:28,960
Money inside, stuffed inside the mattress.

1490
01:21:29,460 --> 01:21:31,700
Papa Roach, thank you very much for the tip there.

1491
01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:39,060
They didn't really have many other songs, did they, Papa Roach?

1492
01:21:39,100 --> 01:21:42,040
But I, I'd say that one song was enough to set them up.

1493
01:21:43,460 --> 01:21:45,340
For a lifetime of roach.

1494
01:21:45,340 --> 01:22:12,540
Do you know, it really does make you ask questions about the life of a roach, but also, if you play it long enough, you start to ask questions about your own life as well.

1495
01:22:13,140 --> 01:22:18,820
Which is unfortunate, because, you know, a lot of those questions there are no answers to, of course.

1496
01:22:19,860 --> 01:22:21,140
And, uh...

1497
01:22:22,660 --> 01:22:27,840
We really, we really could do with something happening now.

1498
01:22:28,720 --> 01:22:31,520
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna say it here and now.

1499
01:22:32,140 --> 01:22:33,380
Something needs to fucking happen.

1500
01:22:33,540 --> 01:22:34,180
What about this?

1501
01:22:34,280 --> 01:22:34,620
Up here.

1502
01:22:34,760 --> 01:22:35,360
Great stuff.

1503
01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:36,820
Excellent stuff.

1504
01:22:36,820 --> 01:22:41,100
Just as I was asking for something to happen, we got a brand new arena.

1505
01:22:41,680 --> 01:22:43,220
And that looks like a suite or something.

1506
01:22:43,320 --> 01:22:44,020
Let's get on that.

1507
01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:48,540
That's great.

1508
01:22:50,320 --> 01:22:51,360
I like the music.

1509
01:22:57,300 --> 01:22:59,900
It feels very, uh...

1510
01:22:59,900 --> 01:23:01,580
Command and Conquer Red alert-y.

1511
01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:03,260
Some of the music.

1512
01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:08,580
Yeah, boss.

1513
01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:10,100
It feels like a boss is coming up.

1514
01:23:10,660 --> 01:23:12,200
Yeah, we don't want...

1515
01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:17,100
I'm worried about the next boss now, because the spider took a few goes to get past...

1516
01:23:18,100 --> 01:23:20,880
You know, what are we gonna be faced with soon enough?

1517
01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:23,060
And is it gonna be a multiple attempt...

1518
01:23:24,220 --> 01:23:24,780
Scenario?

1519
01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:31,980
I don't even know what I'm on here.

1520
01:23:32,060 --> 01:23:32,860
What, what is this?

1521
01:23:32,860 --> 01:23:33,600
Is it a table?

1522
01:23:39,500 --> 01:23:41,560
Cut JibJab into pieces.

1523
01:23:41,680 --> 01:23:42,300
Thank you very much.

1524
01:23:42,380 --> 01:23:44,620
Maybe we just go into this fucking thing here.

1525
01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:46,780
I don't know what it is, but we'll go inside it.

1526
01:23:50,800 --> 01:23:52,020
You can't go inside it.

1527
01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:53,100
Oh, you can't.

1528
01:23:53,300 --> 01:23:54,160
What is this?

1529
01:23:54,500 --> 01:23:56,800
Like, the geography and the physics of it.

1530
01:23:56,860 --> 01:23:57,200
I'm not...

1531
01:23:57,200 --> 01:23:58,340
I'm not sure where I am.

1532
01:23:58,400 --> 01:23:58,800
This is...

1533
01:23:58,800 --> 01:23:59,900
This is a table.

1534
01:24:00,020 --> 01:24:01,260
This is underneath the table.

1535
01:24:03,560 --> 01:24:04,820
People saying save there.

1536
01:24:04,900 --> 01:24:05,920
Okay, I'm gonna save the game.

1537
01:24:05,920 --> 01:24:14,440
Resume.

1538
01:24:20,220 --> 01:24:22,220
It's getting more and more tense.

1539
01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:25,620
With every little movement we make.

1540
01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:28,360
They really thought this through.

1541
01:24:28,360 --> 01:24:43,280
Sorry, just in case people are wondering as well.

1542
01:24:43,280 --> 01:24:46,280
I might just show you the...

1543
01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:53,920
The clip that actually made us want to play this.

1544
01:24:54,320 --> 01:24:54,820
Let me just...

1545
01:24:54,820 --> 01:24:55,900
How do you get that?

1546
01:24:56,660 --> 01:24:58,660
I've got one screen...

1547
01:24:59,960 --> 01:25:01,660
That is fucking...

1548
01:25:02,620 --> 01:25:04,420
Too big in front of...

1549
01:25:04,420 --> 01:25:06,400
Like, the resolution's all off.

1550
01:25:06,500 --> 01:25:07,580
And then the other one is fine.

1551
01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:08,960
Let's just move that.

1552
01:25:09,040 --> 01:25:10,140
We can move that there.

1553
01:25:11,220 --> 01:25:12,680
Okay, so move that one onto that.

1554
01:25:12,740 --> 01:25:13,280
Ah, that's better.

1555
01:25:13,360 --> 01:25:13,480
Yeah.

1556
01:25:14,120 --> 01:25:15,900
Okay, so now I just want to show you this here.

1557
01:25:15,980 --> 01:25:19,540
This is how we first became aware of this Roach game.

1558
01:25:26,180 --> 01:25:27,180
Net Cafe...

1559
01:25:27,180 --> 01:25:28,180
Net...

1560
01:25:28,180 --> 01:25:29,180
Cafe...

1561
01:25:33,180 --> 01:25:34,180
Um...

1562
01:25:35,700 --> 01:25:37,000
It's dark side of the web.

1563
01:25:37,120 --> 01:25:39,900
Dark side of the web.

1564
01:25:39,900 --> 01:25:39,900
Dark side of the web.

1565
01:25:39,900 --> 01:26:02,400
will you be rewetting the bar, minister?

1566
01:26:03,060 --> 01:26:04,400
Bear with me now.

1567
01:26:04,500 --> 01:26:05,620
Oh yeah, rituals and fun.

1568
01:26:05,680 --> 01:26:08,160
Thank you very much there for the tip there, Roach.

1569
01:26:09,260 --> 01:26:10,480
We've been compromised.

1570
01:26:10,760 --> 01:26:13,040
Thank you very much there for the tip there.

1571
01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:20,120
Application audio.

1572
01:26:32,680 --> 01:26:36,260
Hi, I'm Joel Godzitz Saks.

1573
01:26:36,940 --> 01:26:40,500
The Persians called the cemetery the city of the Silur.

1574
01:26:41,360 --> 01:26:43,840
You can visit my virtual city of the Silur.

1575
01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:44,000
And then I have to put the...

1576
01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:47,080
That window on the screen there.

1577
01:26:47,220 --> 01:26:47,760
Net Cafe.

1578
01:26:47,760 --> 01:26:51,040
...about the history and art of the afterlife.

1579
01:26:59,260 --> 01:27:01,740
Roam about a virtual environment with your avatar.

1580
01:27:02,260 --> 01:27:02,520
This is a...

1581
01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:04,260
...the character.

1582
01:27:04,260 --> 01:27:05,260
That it is.

1583
01:27:05,260 --> 01:27:18,260
All right, now where in the world did you get an idea to have a game with a cockroach as the lead character?

1584
01:27:18,260 --> 01:27:19,260
This is gross.

1585
01:27:19,260 --> 01:27:23,260
Well, it came from our company president, Drew Huffman, who woke up one night with a cockroach in his ear.

1586
01:27:23,260 --> 01:27:24,260
Oh!

1587
01:27:24,260 --> 01:27:25,260
Oh yeah.

1588
01:27:25,260 --> 01:27:26,260
He was like screaming at the game.

1589
01:27:26,260 --> 01:27:28,260
And the first thing he thought was, "Let's make a computer game."

1590
01:27:28,260 --> 01:27:29,260
That's what he thought.

1591
01:27:29,260 --> 01:27:31,260
No, the first thing he said was, "Take me to the emergency."

1592
01:27:31,260 --> 01:27:32,260
Really?

1593
01:27:32,260 --> 01:27:33,260
No one believed him, though.

1594
01:27:33,260 --> 01:27:34,260
So we had this roach in his ear.

1595
01:27:34,260 --> 01:27:35,260
And a roach in his ear.

1596
01:27:35,260 --> 01:27:38,260
So he told this fascinating roach story, which we thought was hilarious.

1597
01:27:38,260 --> 01:27:40,260
And this made us think, "Hey, what a great topic for a game."

1598
01:27:40,260 --> 01:27:43,260
Now there's kind of a programming reason for using the roach, too, right?

1599
01:27:43,260 --> 01:27:44,260
Which is interesting.

1600
01:27:44,260 --> 01:27:45,260
That's correct.

1601
01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:50,260
We wanted to have a game with a very small character, a small sprite to update on the screen.

1602
01:27:50,260 --> 01:27:52,260
So it was real quick and you'd have to wait and wait and wait and wait.

1603
01:27:52,260 --> 01:27:53,260
So it's fast.

1604
01:27:53,260 --> 01:27:54,260
Yeah.

1605
01:27:54,260 --> 01:27:55,260
So we thought.

1606
01:27:55,260 --> 01:27:56,260
Everybody's got like a roach story, right?

1607
01:27:56,260 --> 01:27:59,260
Are there other weird things that happened with you guys who were on this team with roaches?

1608
01:27:59,260 --> 01:28:04,260
That was one of the things about the game, you know, the concept that's really cool is that everybody has an experience with bugs.

1609
01:28:04,260 --> 01:28:11,260
And we've all, during the course of the game, we had tons of different wacky experiences, because we had like a, we kept like a thousand roaches.

1610
01:28:11,260 --> 01:28:13,260
Well, even though, I mean, nobody has not seen a roach.

1611
01:28:13,260 --> 01:28:15,260
I mean, I think you had some scary experience with a roach.

1612
01:28:15,260 --> 01:28:16,260
Now, Drew had another one, right?

1613
01:28:16,260 --> 01:28:18,260
In which, what, he went on vacation somewhere?

1614
01:28:18,260 --> 01:28:21,260
He went on vacation and it turned out his camera was infested with cockroaches.

1615
01:28:21,260 --> 01:28:23,260
Well, his whole apartment was infested with bugs.

1616
01:28:23,260 --> 01:28:25,260
So he had, he brought this camera.

1617
01:28:25,260 --> 01:28:28,260
These guys are selling the roach game.

1618
01:28:28,260 --> 01:28:32,260
Very over-enthusiastic pair of fellas.

1619
01:28:32,260 --> 01:28:40,260
Some of their tales, I believe, were fabricated in order to fucking sex up the fucking roach dossier.

1620
01:28:40,260 --> 01:28:45,260
But, um, they seem pretty certain that there's going to be a winner of a game.

1621
01:28:45,260 --> 01:28:48,260
And he took all these, you know, pictures of his vacation.

1622
01:28:48,260 --> 01:28:52,260
And when he came back, there were like little silhouettes of roaches on the-

1623
01:28:52,260 --> 01:28:54,260
The roaches were inside the camera.

1624
01:28:54,260 --> 01:28:55,260
Yeah.

1625
01:28:55,260 --> 01:28:56,260
And they made impressions on the fence.

1626
01:28:56,260 --> 01:28:58,260
So why not make a game make everybody else?

1627
01:28:58,260 --> 01:28:59,260
This is-

1628
01:28:59,260 --> 01:29:00,260
Exactly.

1629
01:29:00,260 --> 01:29:01,260
This is gross.

1630
01:29:01,260 --> 01:29:02,260
So what's the story of the game?

1631
01:29:02,260 --> 01:29:03,260
You're a cockroach and how do you get that?

1632
01:29:03,260 --> 01:29:04,260
And what do you have to do?

1633
01:29:04,260 --> 01:29:05,260
Well, you're an embittered young-

1634
01:29:05,260 --> 01:29:06,260
So what's the story?

1635
01:29:06,260 --> 01:29:07,260
You're a cockroach.

1636
01:29:07,260 --> 01:29:08,260
What do you have to do?

1637
01:29:08,260 --> 01:29:12,260
From the university where you work and you're turned into a roach so that you might see the error of your way-

1638
01:29:12,260 --> 01:29:14,260
Thank you very much there for the tip.

1639
01:29:14,260 --> 01:29:16,260
Uh, very, very kindly at Tupo.

1640
01:29:16,260 --> 01:29:17,260
Lovely bit of questioning.

1641
01:29:17,260 --> 01:29:18,260
We watched this last night.

1642
01:29:18,260 --> 01:29:22,260
This is just going to turn into me watching the same thing and laughing at the exact same stuff again.

1643
01:29:22,260 --> 01:29:43,260
But I love Stu's interest in the roach concept there.

1644
01:29:43,260 --> 01:29:44,260
Okay, so this is good.

1645
01:29:44,260 --> 01:29:45,260
This-

1646
01:29:45,260 --> 01:29:46,260
I can get this now.

1647
01:29:46,260 --> 01:29:51,260
So that guy at the beginning, embezzled a load of money.

1648
01:29:51,260 --> 01:29:53,260
Entomologist, whatever the hell that is.

1649
01:29:53,260 --> 01:29:57,260
And you're turned into a roach so that you might see the error of your ways and change your life.

1650
01:29:57,260 --> 01:29:59,260
Alright, so you become a roach and then what do you have to do?

1651
01:29:59,260 --> 01:30:00,260
You sort of just navigate?

1652
01:30:00,260 --> 01:30:01,260
Is it like Simroach or what?

1653
01:30:01,260 --> 01:30:02,260
It's not really like-

1654
01:30:02,260 --> 01:30:03,260
Is it like Simroach or what?

1655
01:30:03,260 --> 01:30:04,260
It's like a simulation.

1656
01:30:04,260 --> 01:30:05,260
It's more-

1657
01:30:05,260 --> 01:30:07,260
It's more like we wanted to make a game that was very immersive.

1658
01:30:07,260 --> 01:30:09,260
So you saw the world from a roach's perspective.

1659
01:30:09,260 --> 01:30:10,260
So you-

1660
01:30:10,260 --> 01:30:15,260
You're a small little bug that has to navigate through the six rooms of this old, decrepit apartment building.

1661
01:30:15,260 --> 01:30:18,260
And along the way you encounter all the different obstacles that a roach might encounter.

1662
01:30:18,260 --> 01:30:20,260
Um, rats and spiders, deadly phones, who-

1663
01:30:20,260 --> 01:30:24,260
Deadly phones, who also encounter obstacles that prevent you from getting where you need to go.

1664
01:30:24,260 --> 01:30:25,260
And the world suddenly-

1665
01:30:25,260 --> 01:30:26,260
We don't want that to happen, look.

1666
01:30:26,260 --> 01:30:28,260
He got sucked into the hoover.

1667
01:30:28,260 --> 01:30:29,260
That's not what we want to happen.

1668
01:30:29,260 --> 01:30:31,260
A vast landscape when you're five million years old.

1669
01:30:31,260 --> 01:30:32,260
You're not worrying about food and energy.

1670
01:30:32,260 --> 01:30:34,260
You just move around as a roach and see what happens.

1671
01:30:34,260 --> 01:30:35,260
No, not really.

1672
01:30:35,260 --> 01:30:36,260
You're just worried about staying alive.

1673
01:30:36,260 --> 01:30:36,260
Stay alive.

1674
01:30:36,260 --> 01:30:39,260
Now, what kind of research did you guys do other than getting bugs in yours?

1675
01:30:39,260 --> 01:30:42,260
I mean, did you actually study roaches to see how to make this life like?

1676
01:30:42,260 --> 01:30:47,260
Well, in addition to having two entomologists as technical consultants, we did have about 3,000 live roaches in the office.

1677
01:30:47,260 --> 01:30:48,260
It's a total tank full of mugs.

1678
01:30:48,260 --> 01:30:49,260
Oh my god.

1679
01:30:49,260 --> 01:30:50,260
In a box out.

1680
01:30:50,260 --> 01:30:51,260
In an aquarium.

1681
01:30:51,260 --> 01:30:52,260
They called it- you buy it, it's called the Roach Hut.

1682
01:30:52,260 --> 01:30:54,020
Thank you very much there.

1683
01:30:54,300 --> 01:30:55,760
Steven Roach's blood levels.

1684
01:30:56,100 --> 01:30:58,060
I'm going to just go back to the Roach game now

1685
01:30:58,060 --> 01:31:01,740
because I don't want to fucking spoil it for myself there.

1686
01:31:01,820 --> 01:31:05,780
There was a lot of Roach lore going on.

1687
01:31:08,360 --> 01:31:09,380
Is that loud?

1688
01:31:10,600 --> 01:31:12,960
I only heard that in my headphones there.

1689
01:31:13,020 --> 01:31:13,600
You didn't hear it.

1690
01:31:14,040 --> 01:31:15,060
Bad mojo.

1691
01:31:15,200 --> 01:31:16,820
Put that back on the screen.

1692
01:31:17,960 --> 01:31:18,480
There.

1693
01:31:18,480 --> 01:31:31,240
And audio capture.

1694
01:31:31,400 --> 01:31:33,340
Let's get this very convoluted, actually.

1695
01:31:45,340 --> 01:31:45,940
Bad mojo.

1696
01:31:46,100 --> 01:31:46,780
Let's...

1697
01:31:46,780 --> 01:31:47,480
There.

1698
01:31:47,700 --> 01:31:49,600
We can just resize that window.

1699
01:32:06,180 --> 01:32:08,840
I am absolutely stumped, guys.

1700
01:32:09,100 --> 01:32:10,260
I don't know where this...

1701
01:32:10,260 --> 01:32:12,420
This Roach is meant to be going now.

1702
01:32:12,480 --> 01:32:14,040
It's...

1703
01:32:14,040 --> 01:32:15,360
And from what I've seen as well,

1704
01:32:15,400 --> 01:32:16,920
there's a lot of action coming up.

1705
01:32:16,980 --> 01:32:18,040
So do stay tuned.

1706
01:32:18,120 --> 01:32:18,940
Don't be getting...

1707
01:32:18,940 --> 01:32:23,480
Don't be getting any ideas now.

1708
01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:27,640
Because something big is going to happen soon.

1709
01:32:27,680 --> 01:32:28,740
I can guarantee it.

1710
01:32:30,560 --> 01:32:31,960
I'm still alive in this.

1711
01:32:32,020 --> 01:32:33,040
So far, so good.

1712
01:32:38,300 --> 01:32:40,100
That's not going to work out for us there.

1713
01:32:41,480 --> 01:32:42,620
We should get off this pipe.

1714
01:32:42,660 --> 01:32:44,400
I don't know why I'm trying to stay on the pipe there.

1715
01:32:49,080 --> 01:32:51,460
Now it's a brighter part of the screen.

1716
01:32:51,560 --> 01:32:52,700
Are we on the ceiling here?

1717
01:32:52,800 --> 01:32:54,240
Is this the side?

1718
01:32:54,360 --> 01:32:55,240
It's a window, look.

1719
01:32:55,240 --> 01:33:07,600
And that's a slug over there.

1720
01:33:08,780 --> 01:33:10,980
It's not something we want to be...

1721
01:33:10,980 --> 01:33:13,820
It's moving very, very slowly.

1722
01:33:14,060 --> 01:33:14,980
And now I'm stuck.

1723
01:33:15,680 --> 01:33:16,700
It's not letting me move.

1724
01:33:19,360 --> 01:33:20,480
We've been slugged.

1725
01:33:23,240 --> 01:33:48,420
To what?

1726
01:33:48,580 --> 01:33:49,840
What was that last bit there?

1727
01:33:51,840 --> 01:33:53,840
Span a levee...

1728
01:33:55,220 --> 01:33:56,820
To gain passage to the wall.

1729
01:33:56,960 --> 01:33:57,760
Is that what she said?

1730
01:34:09,480 --> 01:34:10,060
Oh no.

1731
01:34:11,420 --> 01:34:12,440
What the fuck is that?

1732
01:34:12,500 --> 01:34:13,980
Is that a hot pipe?

1733
01:34:16,920 --> 01:34:17,520
Oh no.

1734
01:34:17,520 --> 01:34:23,320
We'll get to hear it again now.

1735
01:34:28,640 --> 01:34:34,000
A capsule filled with dreams above a golden well of bris.

1736
01:34:34,140 --> 01:34:34,480
Okay.

1737
01:34:34,640 --> 01:34:36,680
Tabloons cascade in streams.

1738
01:34:36,920 --> 01:34:38,620
You must remember this.

1739
01:34:38,960 --> 01:34:39,280
Okay.

1740
01:34:39,360 --> 01:34:41,040
The drawbridge lid is heavy.

1741
01:34:41,280 --> 01:34:43,500
A weight must cause a fall.

1742
01:34:44,180 --> 01:34:48,940
To span an electric levee, gain passage through the wall.

1743
01:34:49,980 --> 01:34:50,380
Okay.

1744
01:34:53,820 --> 01:34:54,260
Right.

1745
01:34:54,660 --> 01:34:57,880
Span an electric levee to gain passage through the wall.

1746
01:34:58,060 --> 01:34:58,840
Extreme heat.

1747
01:34:58,900 --> 01:35:02,860
I was right look it's a pie it's a hot pipe you don't want to get you don't want to touch that

1748
01:35:02,860 --> 01:35:10,300
you end up getting fried we need to find those pills on top of the radio there's another insect

1749
01:35:10,300 --> 01:35:14,360
down here in the corner look one day is he gonna get aggro or we're gonna have to fuck him up

1750
01:35:14,360 --> 01:35:17,740
he's not gonna do anything he's dead probably

1751
01:35:17,740 --> 01:35:42,700
I thought it was me then it was someone else thank God it was another roach I am stumped I

1752
01:35:42,700 --> 01:35:50,620
don't know about she I am absolutely stumped as to where this said pill pot is they were telling us as a load of pills on top of a radio or something

1753
01:35:50,620 --> 01:35:53,140
maybe we can get onto the bed here no

1754
01:36:09,140 --> 01:36:20,260
I don't know what the fuck is going on where where I'm going here seems to be a bit of a dead end but I'm following the pipe just in case there's something to be got around there

1755
01:36:23,960 --> 01:36:29,020
Now we're back on the floor again I think we move into the center of the room

1756
01:36:37,320 --> 01:36:41,200
get back to this familiar box here the lottery box

1757
01:36:43,500 --> 01:36:45,420
and go down this way we go left

1758
01:36:47,640 --> 01:36:50,260
back to a different shoe a second shoe

1759
01:36:54,460 --> 01:36:58,280
It looks interesting look shiny it's worn

1760
01:36:58,280 --> 01:37:17,280
That's that fucking table again.

1761
01:37:23,460 --> 01:37:29,480
It's instead of going climbing up the table. We'll just go around the side of the house side of the room here

1762
01:37:32,960 --> 01:37:39,520
Something's building anyway, I can feel it not great. We're climbing a mountain of wall of newspapers now

1763
01:37:40,440 --> 01:37:46,240
And the music has gone back to that kind of John Carpenter if I can but it's a little bit dodgy little bit scary

1764
01:37:47,100 --> 01:37:55,420
I'm just gonna need a toilet break. I'll just be back in one sec, but I'll leave you with it. The imagery is amazing and the music is fantastic as well

1765
01:37:56,280 --> 01:37:59,340
The pace will continue in a couple of seconds. Bye!

1766
01:37:59,340 --> 01:38:29,320
Thank you.

1767
01:38:29,320 --> 01:38:58,320
Thank you very much for the tip there horses under starlight.

1768
01:38:58,320 --> 01:39:00,320
Thank you.

1769
01:39:00,320 --> 01:39:02,320
Thank you.

1770
01:39:02,320 --> 01:39:07,320
Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this or is there a good side to it?

1771
01:39:07,320 --> 01:39:29,320
Now read all of the periodicals to look for a clue. I don't think there's any read mechanic built into the game at the moment or indeed ever.

1772
01:39:29,320 --> 01:39:40,320
Three South Beach bars raided. Let's see if there's any clues here. And just as I said there's no reading mechanic at least we've been given a situation where we can read the paper here now.

1773
01:39:40,320 --> 01:40:02,320
Three South Beach bars raided. This is beginning to paint a picture of the story now because we do know we've seen the matches from a bar. Eddie's bars on the three police raids took place this weekend at local bars in San Francisco South Beach area.

1774
01:40:02,320 --> 01:40:17,320
The police said the raids were the result of repeated violations of various city regulations including fire safety codes and the serving of alcohol to minors. The police made a total of 18 arrests.

1775
01:40:17,320 --> 01:40:47,300
And the rest of that story is continued on page 13. We don't have that to hand in the morning. There are flood warnings. Torrential thunderstorms will keep lowland rivers and roads flooded on the northwest coast. Heavy raids will continue from Eureka in the north and over the entire bay area as far south as Monterey increasing cloudiness. There's nothing really to be gleaned from this news report.

1776
01:40:47,300 --> 01:41:02,300
The paper story there. If a storm is coming that could provide a bit of a situation for us going forward. I'm not sure how a cockroach would deal with the storm. Funds missing in bug spray research scam.

1777
01:41:02,300 --> 01:41:27,980
A roach doctor to others wanted for questioning. A faculty member of the California University at Barbary Coast is under investigation for allegedly embezzling an undisclosed sum. So that's me. How crazy is this? He is the roach now crawling along a paper which is telling the story about him embezzling money.

1778
01:41:27,980 --> 01:41:42,380
Set up to find a new wonder compound aimed at destroying all roaches. Thanks very much for the tip. Andy the fork. 22 years hoarder division. Thank you very much.

1779
01:41:42,380 --> 01:42:09,380
Eight months ago the chronicle reported that a mysterious donor had awarded CUBC professor Roger Sands a million dollar grant to complete his research into the ultimate pesticide. Now it has been learned that some of that money is missing and the probe is focusing on the two officials and now Sands himself.

1780
01:42:09,380 --> 01:42:25,580
Sands has not returned phone calls but an anonymous source has indicated that the university officials were very suspicious of the donation and have since then become increasingly frustrated with Sands lack of results.

1781
01:42:27,060 --> 01:42:47,860
The cash starved university of the barbary coast stands to make millions perhaps even billions of dollars from the company. I can't read the rest of that there but it's painting a very evocative picture of where we're heading here. You know there's a lot of scandal going on. This guy has turned into a roach. He's embedding funds.

1782
01:42:47,860 --> 01:42:56,560
and it looks like there's a pulp fiction kind of fucking erotic vice novel or something she

1783
01:42:56,560 --> 01:43:07,320
ticked she ticked like a time bomb vice squad all clear nasal decongestant their cold war strength

1784
01:43:07,320 --> 01:43:17,680
and a soiled rag thank you very very much for the tip there tim reedy very very kind of you there

1785
01:43:17,680 --> 01:43:22,980
tim reedy and gulag natalia thank you very much there for the tip

1786
01:43:22,980 --> 01:43:38,060
very john carpenter situation at the moment the music and now a situation has occurred here with

1787
01:43:38,060 --> 01:43:47,500
his fag butts i mean one thing i really do love about the game is you you are a roach you know

1788
01:43:47,500 --> 01:43:52,740
that has delivered since we started playing there hasn't we haven't deviated from that

1789
01:43:52,740 --> 01:43:58,020
and i'm glad about that as well because i thought there was they were setting it up with all these

1790
01:43:58,020 --> 01:44:06,420
humans and stuff in the fmv it wasn't there was no roach in it and now we have the pillbox which

1791
01:44:06,420 --> 01:44:15,860
we've been looking for thank christ how do we get on to that radio though it's like micro machines but with a roach

1792
01:44:15,860 --> 01:44:25,960
mic roach machines perhaps a spin-off could potentially be in the works there oh yeah now we climb the

1793
01:44:25,960 --> 01:44:36,300
mystery box we get into the pillbox i'm guessing that we get inside the pillbox then the the owner of the pills

1794
01:44:36,300 --> 01:44:43,620
comes and grabs that puts it somewhere else and that transports us or something could be wrong or maybe we

1795
01:44:43,620 --> 01:44:58,860
move that we move that we move it do we no go inside that it's not working it's not it's not giving us that option oh there we go we got a pill going it's a blue tea

1796
01:44:58,860 --> 01:45:09,300
where now where do we bring this pill to that's the question

1797
01:45:09,300 --> 01:45:27,540
into his beer into his drink i remember something from the shoe video i don't want to say a spoiler

1798
01:45:27,540 --> 01:45:36,140
okay look i i'll i'll figure it out i'll figure it out maybe there's some food on the other side

1799
01:45:36,140 --> 01:45:39,700
yes

1800
01:45:39,700 --> 01:45:47,480
that that looked disgusting that dinner and it had a roach already in it

1801
01:45:47,480 --> 01:45:53,480
it doesn't look like it's going to be returning to eat that dinner you know

1802
01:45:53,480 --> 01:46:02,680
it's fucking hard

1803
01:46:02,680 --> 01:46:14,280
this uh pill mechanic is it's the tricky one oh here we go i'm running with the ball now i'm not

1804
01:46:14,280 --> 01:46:24,240
it's a duck we can't they've engineered it so we can't go bringing the pill back down wait a sec we can't

1805
01:46:24,240 --> 01:46:35,580
this is some very hot stuff at the moment it's a hot game

1806
01:46:35,580 --> 01:46:45,040
Off the side I'm trying to fucking do that it's just art

1807
01:46:53,420 --> 01:46:59,000
Can't believe we're nearly two hours into the it's flown by it's such an immersive experience

1808
01:47:02,100 --> 01:47:04,100
Time has never gone so fast

1809
01:47:04,100 --> 01:47:11,640
And this section of the game is very immersive

1810
01:47:14,860 --> 01:47:16,860
And it's not frustrating

1811
01:47:18,100 --> 01:47:20,100
Or poorly realized

1812
01:47:21,860 --> 01:47:23,860
Definitely interesting

1813
01:47:24,280 --> 01:47:29,040
And here we go I think I've got the hang of this now. I'm like messy on the ball now

1814
01:47:32,620 --> 01:47:34,620
Look at that

1815
01:47:37,060 --> 01:47:41,940
Shit sounds like fucking marble kind of pills are they like?

1816
01:47:46,620 --> 01:47:52,760
So now you're on the underside of the table I get this now I get the I get what I'm looking at now

1817
01:47:53,400 --> 01:47:56,820
You go under there and then you're on the underside this gold under the table

1818
01:47:57,860 --> 01:47:59,860
We have to crawl down here

1819
01:48:01,940 --> 01:48:04,940
And we should find the pill somewhere around here

1820
01:48:06,260 --> 01:48:08,260
Lurking around on the ground

1821
01:48:08,720 --> 01:48:13,260
It's gonna be a bit of a bollocks now trying to find this pill considering we've only got these little square ease

1822
01:48:13,820 --> 01:48:19,320
Here a fucking mouse or a rat or something. Thank you very much there for the tip jukebox Connors

1823
01:48:28,380 --> 01:48:31,380
I'm lost I am fucking lost again now

1824
01:48:31,380 --> 01:48:40,460
This is the floor yeah, so it should be around here should be around here maybe down by the papers

1825
01:48:43,960 --> 01:48:45,960
No

1826
01:48:52,500 --> 01:48:54,900
You lost the pill have to restart is that the crack?

1827
01:48:56,940 --> 01:49:02,180
We you told me to fucking knock it off the side like I knocked it off the side

1828
01:49:10,180 --> 01:49:12,180
Is it around by the papers?

1829
01:49:18,820 --> 01:49:19,820
Now what's this now?

1830
01:49:22,180 --> 01:49:23,780
Looks like now that that's him

1831
01:49:25,540 --> 01:49:27,540
Dr. Roger Sam's

1832
01:49:30,740 --> 01:49:31,940
It's turning it turned into video

1833
01:49:31,940 --> 01:49:38,660
I'm as much in the dark as you are all I know is the money's here and I could finally fund my research

1834
01:49:39,300 --> 01:49:41,620
I'm happy the university's happy

1835
01:49:42,260 --> 01:49:44,260
Hey, I'm not gonna look this gift horse in the mouth

1836
01:49:49,780 --> 01:49:52,980
Some great crackpot acting there

1837
01:49:55,380 --> 01:50:00,920
What kind of paper turns into a 3d video?

1838
01:50:02,420 --> 01:50:03,460
Does it make sense?

1839
01:50:05,060 --> 01:50:06,660
And here's a mousetrap here now

1840
01:50:08,420 --> 01:50:10,980
Live mousetrap it says oh fuck

1841
01:50:12,420 --> 01:50:14,420
And that look the green screen the real

1842
01:50:16,020 --> 01:50:27,540
Oh, please don't fucking me now. Oh no inside you'll find her in the cellar you'll meet her if you crawl beneath the sleeping giant within the broken wall

1843
01:50:30,020 --> 01:50:38,340
Be wary of the lowlands be careful on the floor don't stray near the cat's hands beneath the cellar door

1844
01:50:43,700 --> 01:50:49,060
Why did that happen like why do you look into a mouse's eyes and then that happened and where did the mouse go then?

1845
01:50:49,620 --> 01:50:51,620
Did the mouse go back into the trap?

1846
01:50:59,300 --> 01:51:01,300
Hang on this is uh

1847
01:51:02,020 --> 01:51:06,100
We need to get the pill first before we move on to this next section

1848
01:51:08,900 --> 01:51:13,540
We have to watch this again you'll find her in the cellar you'll meet her if you cry

1849
01:51:14,180 --> 01:51:17,700
Beneath the sleeping giant within the broken wall

1850
01:51:20,180 --> 01:51:28,500
Be wary of the lowlands be careful on the floor don't stray near the cat's hands beneath the cellar door

1851
01:51:33,060 --> 01:51:36,820
The cat's hands did he say the she said the cat's hands there

1852
01:51:43,220 --> 01:51:48,180
Look at this is a little hole inside the papers let's go in there and see what's going on

1853
01:51:50,340 --> 01:51:51,060
Baby mice

1854
01:51:54,580 --> 01:51:55,140
Thickening

1855
01:52:01,380 --> 01:52:05,220
Right let's just uh try and get this pill quest done first

1856
01:52:08,180 --> 01:52:11,300
I mean, is that the pill quest done?

1857
01:52:12,240 --> 01:52:14,640
Is that all I had to do was roll it off the table?

1858
01:52:15,340 --> 01:52:20,460
Or do I have to find that pill on the ground then and start rolling it somewhere else?

1859
01:52:20,460 --> 01:52:46,460
*music*

1860
01:52:46,460 --> 01:52:46,960
Hi!

1861
01:52:46,960 --> 01:52:50,460
*music*

1862
01:52:50,460 --> 01:52:53,960
I tried to go inside the pill pouch. Oh yeah, here we go.

1863
01:52:56,160 --> 01:53:01,460
Is this a bit of a fucking wasted journey this? Is this like just a side quest that never really resolves?

1864
01:53:01,460 --> 01:53:04,560
Because I need to know, I don't want to be wasting my time on this fucking pill thing.

1865
01:53:08,560 --> 01:53:10,460
Push pill off the other side. This side.

1866
01:53:12,960 --> 01:53:14,960
Oh look at that. He's really going for it now.

1867
01:53:16,460 --> 01:53:19,960
That's some great push in there. Great push mechanics built into the game.

1868
01:53:21,960 --> 01:53:22,960
Nice.

1869
01:53:24,460 --> 01:53:24,960
Fuck.

1870
01:53:33,460 --> 01:53:34,460
Now where's that gun?

1871
01:53:36,960 --> 01:53:37,960
Fucking gun, lads.

1872
01:53:45,960 --> 01:53:48,460
Hop around to the back of the radio and go inside, is it?

1873
01:53:48,460 --> 01:53:48,460
Is it?

1874
01:53:48,460 --> 01:53:49,460
Inside-

1875
01:53:49,460 --> 01:53:50,460
Inside the radio?

1876
01:53:51,460 --> 01:53:52,460
*music*

1877
01:53:52,460 --> 01:53:52,960
*music*

1878
01:53:52,960 --> 01:53:54,960
*music*

1879
01:53:54,960 --> 01:54:08,460
*music*

1880
01:54:08,460 --> 01:54:09,460
Look, you can't.

1881
01:54:09,460 --> 01:54:11,460
It's not letting me go down that side.

1882
01:54:11,460 --> 01:54:12,460
That...

1883
01:54:12,460 --> 01:54:12,960
That...

1884
01:54:12,960 --> 01:54:13,960
You can't.

1885
01:54:13,960 --> 01:54:18,640
Oh, you can!

1886
01:54:27,840 --> 01:54:30,640
What am I meant to fucking do, like, inside the radio?

1887
01:54:34,640 --> 01:54:35,200
Fuse.

1888
01:54:35,200 --> 01:54:37,200
Fuse.

1889
01:54:59,760 --> 01:55:03,200
So, you're a roach. Is it a roach sim, or...?

1890
01:55:03,200 --> 01:55:06,200
No, it's not really a roach sim.

1891
01:55:08,200 --> 01:55:11,200
So, everybody's got a roach story, right?

1892
01:55:11,200 --> 01:55:35,200
*Bad music*

1893
01:55:35,200 --> 01:55:40,200
Don't know what I'm fucking doing here, lad. Sit. The game is broken.

1894
01:55:40,200 --> 01:55:44,200
*Bad music*

1895
01:55:44,200 --> 01:55:48,200
Here we go. We got electrocuted there.

1896
01:55:48,200 --> 01:55:53,200
*Bad music*

1897
01:55:53,200 --> 01:55:59,200
Damn radio. Damn radio. Jesus.

1898
01:55:59,200 --> 01:56:02,200
*Bad music*

1899
01:56:02,200 --> 01:56:04,200
It's been a long time.

1900
01:56:04,200 --> 01:56:09,200
What's he gonna do? Don't like this guy.

1901
01:56:09,200 --> 01:56:10,200
*Bad music*

1902
01:56:10,200 --> 01:56:11,200
I like the jazz though.

1903
01:56:11,200 --> 01:56:13,200
*Bad music*

1904
01:56:13,200 --> 01:56:17,200
*Bad music*

1905
01:56:17,200 --> 01:56:20,200
Lovely chords. Lovely tonality on it.

1906
01:56:20,200 --> 01:56:23,200
*Bad music*

1907
01:56:23,200 --> 01:56:25,200
*Bad music*

1908
01:56:25,200 --> 01:56:26,200
Oh, now we spike his drink.

1909
01:56:26,200 --> 01:56:27,200
Ange?

1910
01:56:27,200 --> 01:56:28,200
*Bad music*

1911
01:56:28,200 --> 01:56:32,200
I really feel that you're with me here tonight.

1912
01:56:32,200 --> 01:56:36,200
Ange Pasta Coglu is it?

1913
01:56:36,200 --> 01:56:40,200
*Bad music*

1914
01:56:40,200 --> 01:56:42,200
Gonna spike your drink with sleep pills, man.

1915
01:56:42,200 --> 01:56:44,200
*Bad music*

1916
01:56:44,200 --> 01:56:45,200
*Bad music*

1917
01:56:45,200 --> 01:56:46,200
*Bad music*

1918
01:56:46,200 --> 01:56:47,200
*Bad music*

1919
01:56:47,200 --> 01:56:48,200
*Bad music*

1920
01:56:48,200 --> 01:57:01,700
Little does he know he's about to get fucking spiked by a cockroach.

1921
01:57:04,340 --> 01:57:07,180
Kind of scary when you think about it, you know, this could happen.

1922
01:57:08,520 --> 01:57:11,880
Could be one of these guys inside your house tonight.

1923
01:57:12,480 --> 01:57:15,040
Obviously not in Ireland because there are not many.

1924
01:57:15,360 --> 01:57:18,580
Maybe there are cockroaches in Ireland. I don't think I've ever seen any of them.

1925
01:57:19,000 --> 01:57:21,420
Kind of glad about that.

1926
01:57:23,420 --> 01:57:26,120
I've no time for them.

1927
01:57:32,860 --> 01:57:35,800
Just the way they fucking move really fast, you know.

1928
01:57:36,800 --> 01:57:38,620
Sickening. And the crunch of them.

1929
01:57:39,660 --> 01:57:41,040
If you crunch them, you know.

1930
01:57:43,420 --> 01:57:44,300
Here we go.

1931
01:57:44,300 --> 01:57:48,280
Spike House.

1932
01:57:50,680 --> 01:57:53,540
Have you ever seen a cockroach spike someone's drink?

1933
01:57:55,000 --> 01:57:55,500
Here we go.

1934
01:57:55,920 --> 01:57:59,280
Rufy Roachy. Thank you very much for the tip there.

1935
01:58:00,560 --> 01:58:01,700
It isn't a...

1936
01:58:01,700 --> 01:58:03,440
It's a sleeping pill.

1937
01:58:09,440 --> 01:58:10,960
Can you go in the can?

1938
01:58:11,620 --> 01:58:12,500
Asks Ryan.

1939
01:58:12,780 --> 01:58:14,200
I think you might be able to.

1940
01:58:17,520 --> 01:58:18,200
But I...

1941
01:58:18,200 --> 01:58:19,600
We'll spike him first.

1942
01:58:26,880 --> 01:58:30,180
Triple A title back in 1996, would you believe?

1943
01:58:30,180 --> 01:58:38,800
Roach Cosby

1944
01:58:38,800 --> 01:58:52,680
There you go

1945
01:58:52,680 --> 01:59:08,720
Gonna lush that down and then when he's asleep I presume we crawl

1946
01:59:08,720 --> 01:59:11,800
I know Angelina, I know

1947
01:59:11,800 --> 01:59:15,480
I drink too much, I smoke too much

1948
01:59:15,480 --> 01:59:16,900
Forgive me

1949
01:59:16,900 --> 01:59:20,480
I'm just a lonely old man

1950
01:59:20,480 --> 01:59:24,300
I can't sleep to save my life

1951
01:59:44,300 --> 01:59:49,640
Some great cutscenes, big budget affair here in this Roach game

1952
01:59:49,640 --> 01:59:52,900
Dr. Doe's, that's him well and truly gone

1953
01:59:52,900 --> 01:59:56,900
Does anybody, can anybody remember what the prophecy said?

1954
01:59:58,380 --> 02:00:00,320
I mean, let's just get over to the bed

1955
02:00:00,320 --> 02:00:03,580
Let's get to the bed and then crawl up the bed and see what's happening there

1956
02:00:03,580 --> 02:00:06,760
I believe it was something to do with

1957
02:00:06,760 --> 02:00:10,320
Getting inside a wall or something

1958
02:00:18,060 --> 02:00:23,320
Just the geography of the place is mine, it's really confusing here

1959
02:00:23,320 --> 02:00:28,320
So that's the floor, okay so this is the floor, now I'm on the floor

1960
02:00:28,320 --> 02:00:31,580
I'm heading up to the floor, now I'm heading up to the bed

1961
02:00:31,580 --> 02:00:37,580
Oh for fuck's sake

1962
02:00:37,580 --> 02:00:50,840
The very immersive game, it's multi-stimuli

1963
02:00:50,840 --> 02:01:03,100
Money on the floor, somebody was saying there, check out the money on the floor, what's this gonna do for me if I hover over this stuff?

1964
02:01:03,100 --> 02:01:14,100
Ange, pasta, cogroach, thank you very much there, sadly there are roaches in Ireland and it's not just the cyclists you see.

1965
02:01:14,100 --> 02:01:22,360
That's it, I've got inside an electrical box now

1966
02:01:22,360 --> 02:01:23,360
Oh no

1967
02:01:23,360 --> 02:01:26,360
That was another roach, I thought that was me

1968
02:01:26,360 --> 02:01:34,140
Maybe we get on, onto that book

1969
02:01:34,140 --> 02:01:36,400
And then we go through that

1970
02:01:36,400 --> 02:01:37,400
And then we go through that

1971
02:01:37,400 --> 02:01:42,400
Wait, save, sorry

1972
02:01:42,400 --> 02:01:51,660
Just need to make sure we don't fuck ourselves up there, bye

1973
02:01:51,660 --> 02:02:03,360
So far so roach, do you know?

1974
02:02:04,360 --> 02:02:05,920
It's definitely got a lot going for it

1975
02:02:05,920 --> 02:02:07,720
Mr. Petito, your wife's going into labour

1976
02:02:07,720 --> 02:02:08,920
We see this

1977
02:02:08,920 --> 02:02:11,520
Get me a tube of blood out of her eye

1978
02:02:11,520 --> 02:02:12,600
Let's just see it again though

1979
02:02:12,600 --> 02:02:13,600
Jesus

1980
02:02:13,600 --> 02:02:16,360
You got a little brook to her?

1981
02:02:16,820 --> 02:02:17,500
Placenta here

1982
02:02:17,500 --> 02:02:19,760
BP's still dropping, we're losing her

1983
02:02:19,760 --> 02:02:21,020
She's gone

1984
02:02:21,020 --> 02:02:21,580
Damn it

1985
02:02:21,580 --> 02:02:23,380
Alright, save the baby

1986
02:02:23,380 --> 02:02:24,460
I'm gonna cut

1987
02:02:24,460 --> 02:02:25,520
I'm gonna cut the cord now

1988
02:02:25,520 --> 02:02:28,440
Alright, baby

1989
02:02:28,440 --> 02:02:30,340
I see you

1990
02:02:30,340 --> 02:02:33,020
Damn it

1991
02:02:33,020 --> 02:02:38,020
Damn it

1992
02:02:38,020 --> 02:02:43,660
Mr. Petito

1993
02:02:43,660 --> 02:02:43,780
Wow

1994
02:02:43,780 --> 02:02:44,780
I'm sorry

1995
02:02:44,780 --> 02:02:46,820
Your wife is dead

1996
02:02:50,380 --> 02:02:52,740
But we did manage to save the baby, baby

1997
02:02:52,740 --> 02:02:55,320
No expense spared on the cutscenes, you know?

1998
02:03:01,880 --> 02:03:04,520
Truly next level stuff there

1999
02:03:04,520 --> 02:03:07,640
For Riley and that's definitely what I was thinking

2000
02:03:07,640 --> 02:03:08,500
When I saw that

2001
02:03:08,500 --> 02:03:12,140
The acting, the fucking blocking, the direction

2002
02:03:12,140 --> 02:03:13,660
And now I think we've done it

2003
02:03:13,660 --> 02:03:16,880
I think we've finished that zone

2004
02:03:16,880 --> 02:03:20,380
Do not fear me, little one

2005
02:03:20,380 --> 02:03:22,880
I am your guide and friend

2006
02:03:22,880 --> 02:03:27,240
Do not loathe your appearance

2007
02:03:27,240 --> 02:03:31,160
It is merely a mask through which truth may be conveyed

2008
02:03:31,160 --> 02:03:32,260
His face

2009
02:03:32,260 --> 02:03:34,400
Ask yourself who you are

2010
02:03:34,400 --> 02:03:36,580
And look all around you

2011
02:03:36,580 --> 02:03:38,540
For you are there

2012
02:03:38,540 --> 02:03:42,480
And there is another who is part of you

2013
02:03:42,480 --> 02:03:46,960
A great fire burns in the cellar of your heart

2014
02:03:46,960 --> 02:03:51,200
Be careful and wary of your noxious intent

2015
02:03:51,200 --> 02:03:55,620
It's gone

2016
02:03:55,620 --> 02:03:57,560
It's gone bizarre, old world now

2017
02:03:57,560 --> 02:03:59,740
Everything's gone green

2018
02:03:59,740 --> 02:04:02,380
Unless I'm just in a different

2019
02:04:02,380 --> 02:04:04,300
Zone

2020
02:04:04,300 --> 02:04:07,280
Let's go inside this hole

2021
02:04:07,280 --> 02:04:09,320
Wow

2022
02:04:09,320 --> 02:04:13,860
Inside some sort of mechanical wonder

2023
02:04:13,860 --> 02:04:14,960
Some contraption

2024
02:04:14,960 --> 02:04:16,700
Kafka simulator

2025
02:04:16,700 --> 02:04:17,600
Thank you very much

2026
02:04:17,600 --> 02:04:20,700
Hello Francis

2027
02:04:20,700 --> 02:04:23,120
Do you believe roaches should be allowed

2028
02:04:23,120 --> 02:04:25,120
On public transport

2029
02:04:25,760 --> 02:04:27,020
Bus and roach

2030
02:04:27,020 --> 02:04:27,980
A roach trip

2031
02:04:27,980 --> 02:04:28,400
You know?

2032
02:04:29,400 --> 02:04:30,400
I'm not sure

2033
02:04:30,400 --> 02:04:31,820
I don't have any

2034
02:04:31,820 --> 02:04:35,180
Sympathy for any roaches at all

2035
02:04:35,180 --> 02:04:35,860
As I said

2036
02:04:35,860 --> 02:04:38,140
Not my cup of tea

2037
02:04:38,140 --> 02:04:40,000
I prefer if they didn't exist

2038
02:04:40,000 --> 02:04:40,880
But I mean

2039
02:04:40,880 --> 02:04:43,060
They must offer something to the ecosystem

2040
02:04:43,060 --> 02:04:44,080
If they do exist

2041
02:04:44,080 --> 02:04:45,340
I don't know what exactly

2042
02:04:45,340 --> 02:04:46,500
What do they do?

2043
02:04:46,560 --> 02:04:46,960
What do they

2044
02:04:46,960 --> 02:04:48,760
What do they bring to the table?

2045
02:04:49,600 --> 02:04:49,860
Do you know?

2046
02:04:49,900 --> 02:04:51,260
Because at least a spider

2047
02:04:51,260 --> 02:04:53,960
Will fucking sort the flies out

2048
02:04:53,960 --> 02:04:57,420
What does the roach sort for you?

2049
02:05:05,340 --> 02:05:07,440
And now it's a cog roach there

2050
02:05:07,440 --> 02:05:09,640
There's no jaw jimmy

2051
02:05:09,640 --> 02:05:10,700
To the

2052
02:05:10,700 --> 02:05:12,260
Fantastic pun

2053
02:05:12,260 --> 02:05:15,320
On the situation that we're faced with here

2054
02:05:15,320 --> 02:05:18,340
I don't know

2055
02:05:18,340 --> 02:05:20,280
I don't even know what this wall box is

2056
02:05:20,280 --> 02:05:21,160
Or what it's doing

2057
02:05:21,160 --> 02:05:28,120
Thank you very much there

2058
02:05:28,120 --> 02:05:29,380
Silver Pixie

2059
02:05:29,380 --> 02:05:30,660
Five

2060
02:05:30,660 --> 02:05:32,460
What an absolute fever dream

2061
02:05:32,460 --> 02:05:33,380
You say this game is

2062
02:05:33,380 --> 02:05:35,240
So we're on a hand dryer

2063
02:05:35,240 --> 02:05:35,520
Look

2064
02:05:35,520 --> 02:05:36,000
It's a

2065
02:05:36,000 --> 02:05:37,540
Towel Pro 1000

2066
02:05:37,540 --> 02:05:40,880
United Sanitary Products Incorporated

2067
02:05:40,880 --> 02:05:42,900
And uh

2068
02:05:42,900 --> 02:05:46,200
Maybe we'll go underneath the box

2069
02:05:46,200 --> 02:05:47,100
And see what's

2070
02:05:47,100 --> 02:05:49,400
You can't get off the box

2071
02:05:49,400 --> 02:05:54,120
Let's go inside the hand dryer

2072
02:05:54,120 --> 02:05:58,220
We must have to fucking

2073
02:05:58,220 --> 02:06:02,240
Wow I didn't realize the uh

2074
02:06:02,240 --> 02:06:04,140
The cockroach would have the strength

2075
02:06:04,140 --> 02:06:05,360
To be able to do that

2076
02:06:05,360 --> 02:06:06,540
Garnubius Flex

2077
02:06:06,540 --> 02:06:07,440
Thank you very much

2078
02:06:07,440 --> 02:06:11,880
Yeah I didn't realize the cockroach

2079
02:06:11,880 --> 02:06:12,800
Would have been able to

2080
02:06:12,800 --> 02:06:14,540
Make that happen

2081
02:06:14,540 --> 02:06:15,740
But he did make it happen

2082
02:06:15,740 --> 02:06:16,620
So fair play to him

2083
02:06:16,620 --> 02:06:19,100
And now we can use the paper

2084
02:06:19,100 --> 02:06:20,680
Towel as

2085
02:06:20,680 --> 02:06:21,580
A uh

2086
02:06:21,580 --> 02:06:21,880
Kind of

2087
02:06:21,880 --> 02:06:24,240
A bridge down to the ground

2088
02:06:24,240 --> 02:06:26,840
Kafka Simulator

2089
02:06:26,840 --> 02:06:27,620
Thank you very much

2090
02:06:27,620 --> 02:06:28,640
It's my understanding that

2091
02:06:28,640 --> 02:06:29,580
Roaches found

2092
02:06:29,580 --> 02:06:30,140
Found

2093
02:06:30,140 --> 02:06:30,700
Funded

2094
02:06:30,700 --> 02:06:31,460
Rochester

2095
02:06:31,460 --> 02:06:32,560
Name another bug

2096
02:06:32,560 --> 02:06:33,380
That does that

2097
02:06:33,380 --> 02:06:35,820
Probably Antwerp

2098
02:06:35,820 --> 02:06:36,320
Huh

2099
02:06:36,320 --> 02:06:40,460
You say

2100
02:06:40,460 --> 02:06:41,720
You said in the thing there

2101
02:06:41,720 --> 02:06:43,560
That roaches funded Rochester

2102
02:06:43,560 --> 02:06:44,340
I believe

2103
02:06:44,340 --> 02:06:45,160
You probably meant

2104
02:06:45,160 --> 02:06:45,720
Founded

2105
02:06:45,720 --> 02:06:46,740
There was an O

2106
02:06:46,740 --> 02:06:47,980
Missing from

2107
02:06:47,980 --> 02:06:49,880
The word there

2108
02:06:49,880 --> 02:06:50,480
It said funded

2109
02:06:50,480 --> 02:06:51,020
But I mean

2110
02:06:51,020 --> 02:06:52,080
If it was founded

2111
02:06:52,080 --> 02:06:53,140
And you were trying to name another

2112
02:06:53,140 --> 02:06:54,020
Bug

2113
02:06:54,020 --> 02:06:55,300
I'd say Antwerp

2114
02:06:55,300 --> 02:06:56,740
Or uh

2115
02:06:56,740 --> 02:06:57,800
Is there another place

2116
02:06:57,800 --> 02:06:58,340
With B

2117
02:06:58,340 --> 02:06:59,980
B in it

2118
02:06:59,980 --> 02:07:02,740
Belize

2119
02:07:02,740 --> 02:07:02,780
Belize

2120
02:07:02,780 --> 02:07:05,540
Or um

2121
02:07:05,540 --> 02:07:07,800
What's another bug

2122
02:07:07,800 --> 02:07:10,500
Fly

2123
02:07:10,500 --> 02:07:11,340
Is there a fly

2124
02:07:11,340 --> 02:07:12,980
A place with fly

2125
02:07:12,980 --> 02:07:13,560
In the title

2126
02:07:13,560 --> 02:07:17,140
You better believe it

2127
02:07:17,140 --> 02:07:18,980
La Cucaracha

2128
02:07:18,980 --> 02:07:20,040
Thank you very much there

2129
02:07:20,040 --> 02:07:20,620
Grogoski

2130
02:07:20,620 --> 02:07:21,140
Is this the

2131
02:07:21,140 --> 02:07:21,800
Papa Roach

2132
02:07:21,800 --> 02:07:22,860
Origin story

2133
02:07:22,860 --> 02:07:23,400
It is

2134
02:07:23,400 --> 02:07:23,640
Yeah

2135
02:07:23,640 --> 02:07:25,880
You got this on a CD-ROM

2136
02:07:25,880 --> 02:07:26,880
When you bought

2137
02:07:26,880 --> 02:07:27,880
Their album

2138
02:07:27,880 --> 02:07:29,940
Which was probably

2139
02:07:29,940 --> 02:07:30,540
Called

2140
02:07:30,540 --> 02:07:33,200
Uh

2141
02:07:33,200 --> 02:07:35,260
I don't know

2142
02:07:35,260 --> 02:07:35,880
Like fucking

2143
02:07:35,880 --> 02:07:37,520
Black ink

2144
02:07:37,520 --> 02:07:39,540
Or something

2145
02:07:39,540 --> 02:07:40,300
I don't know

2146
02:07:40,300 --> 02:07:41,900
Trying to think

2147
02:07:41,900 --> 02:07:42,500
Of what it was

2148
02:07:42,500 --> 02:07:42,940
But anyway

2149
02:07:42,940 --> 02:07:44,680
I think it was actually

2150
02:07:44,680 --> 02:07:45,860
A song about fucking

2151
02:07:45,860 --> 02:07:46,960
Suicide

2152
02:07:46,960 --> 02:07:48,960
Which was uh

2153
02:07:48,960 --> 02:07:50,140
Pretty hard hitting

2154
02:07:50,140 --> 02:07:50,500
You know

2155
02:07:50,500 --> 02:07:52,880
Roaches

2156
02:07:52,880 --> 02:07:53,720
Oh fuck

2157
02:07:53,720 --> 02:07:54,780
Let's get out of here

2158
02:07:54,780 --> 02:07:55,680
There's a bad rat

2159
02:07:55,680 --> 02:07:56,740
In that next zone

2160
02:07:56,740 --> 02:07:58,260
Stay the fuck

2161
02:07:58,260 --> 02:07:58,840
Out of there

2162
02:07:58,840 --> 02:07:59,720
Uh

2163
02:07:59,720 --> 02:08:00,260
Somebody said

2164
02:08:00,260 --> 02:08:01,000
Roaches Town

2165
02:08:01,000 --> 02:08:01,520
Yeah I should

2166
02:08:01,520 --> 02:08:02,520
Should have looked

2167
02:08:02,520 --> 02:08:03,680
Closer to uh

2168
02:08:03,680 --> 02:08:04,600
To home there

2169
02:08:04,600 --> 02:08:05,460
Moth

2170
02:08:05,460 --> 02:08:06,300
Mothreel

2171
02:08:06,300 --> 02:08:07,000
Infest

2172
02:08:07,000 --> 02:08:21,940
Yeah we'll save it again

2173
02:08:21,940 --> 02:08:22,700
Just in case

2174
02:08:22,700 --> 02:08:24,140
It's getting pretty fucking dark

2175
02:08:24,140 --> 02:08:26,680
I'm not

2176
02:08:26,680 --> 02:08:27,120
I thought

2177
02:08:27,120 --> 02:08:28,020
For a second

2178
02:08:28,020 --> 02:08:28,980
That I'd finished

2179
02:08:28,980 --> 02:08:32,860
The first zone

2180
02:08:32,860 --> 02:08:37,460
But it didn't

2181
02:08:37,460 --> 02:08:39,520
Bring us back

2182
02:08:39,520 --> 02:08:40,740
To the uh

2183
02:08:40,740 --> 02:08:41,920
Where you select

2184
02:08:41,920 --> 02:08:42,900
What zone you're going into

2185
02:08:42,900 --> 02:08:43,840
So we're still on

2186
02:08:43,840 --> 02:08:44,960
The first zone here

2187
02:08:44,960 --> 02:08:50,040
I don't want to go there

2188
02:08:50,040 --> 02:08:50,360
In case

2189
02:08:50,360 --> 02:08:50,960
Ratus

2190
02:08:50,960 --> 02:08:51,920
Comes out

2191
02:08:51,920 --> 02:08:52,700
So we'll just

2192
02:08:52,700 --> 02:08:54,000
But I mean

2193
02:08:54,000 --> 02:08:55,240
It seems to be

2194
02:08:55,240 --> 02:08:56,780
With the dark music

2195
02:08:56,780 --> 02:08:57,440
There and everything

2196
02:08:57,440 --> 02:08:58,520
Seems to be the place

2197
02:08:58,520 --> 02:08:59,260
To be you know

2198
02:08:59,260 --> 02:09:01,040
It's like it's letting you know

2199
02:09:01,040 --> 02:09:02,040
That you should be there

2200
02:09:02,040 --> 02:09:12,400
Yeah it's a

2201
02:09:12,400 --> 02:09:13,240
It's definitely

2202
02:09:13,240 --> 02:09:15,060
A nine inch nails

2203
02:09:15,060 --> 02:09:16,860
Papa Roach

2204
02:09:16,860 --> 02:09:18,900
Static X

2205
02:09:18,900 --> 02:09:20,540
Trying to think of

2206
02:09:20,540 --> 02:09:21,500
What other uh

2207
02:09:21,500 --> 02:09:24,500
Fucking Kerrang era bands

2208
02:09:24,500 --> 02:09:26,360
Had sort of fucking

2209
02:09:26,360 --> 02:09:27,800
David Cronenberg

2210
02:09:27,800 --> 02:09:29,760
Kind of horror

2211
02:09:29,760 --> 02:09:31,660
Bugs

2212
02:09:31,660 --> 02:09:32,980
Goo and Gak

2213
02:09:32,980 --> 02:09:34,040
In their videos

2214
02:09:34,040 --> 02:09:35,520
There were a few of them

2215
02:09:35,520 --> 02:09:36,820
I could never really get

2216
02:09:36,820 --> 02:09:38,200
On board with that scene

2217
02:09:38,200 --> 02:09:39,280
Do you know

2218
02:09:39,280 --> 02:09:40,120
Because of that

2219
02:09:40,120 --> 02:09:42,300
That aesthetic

2220
02:09:42,300 --> 02:09:43,280
It was just a

2221
02:09:43,280 --> 02:09:44,820
Gacky aesthetic

2222
02:09:44,820 --> 02:09:46,320
Corn

2223
02:09:46,320 --> 02:09:48,420
Corn were mad for that shit

2224
02:09:48,420 --> 02:09:52,120
Couldn't really get into corn

2225
02:09:52,120 --> 02:09:53,620
Wasn't a big fan

2226
02:09:53,620 --> 02:09:54,680
Of the corn boys

2227
02:09:54,680 --> 02:09:55,900
The corn ballers

2228
02:09:55,900 --> 02:09:56,760
I used to call them

2229
02:09:56,760 --> 02:09:58,300
Slipknot

2230
02:09:58,300 --> 02:10:00,420
Not my cup of tea either

2231
02:10:00,420 --> 02:10:01,020
But I did

2232
02:10:01,020 --> 02:10:02,780
I did get a good laugh

2233
02:10:02,780 --> 02:10:04,140
Out of the situation

2234
02:10:04,140 --> 02:10:08,320
Fear factory are after you

2235
02:10:08,320 --> 02:10:10,220
Featuring Ramestine

2236
02:10:10,220 --> 02:10:13,460
Ozfest is after you

2237
02:10:13,460 --> 02:10:14,460
Thank you very much there

2238
02:10:14,460 --> 02:10:16,080
Schult for the tip

2239
02:10:16,080 --> 02:10:17,220
And Roach's stores

2240
02:10:17,220 --> 02:10:18,720
Thank you very much for the tip there

2241
02:10:18,720 --> 02:10:28,420
Let's go down this drain here

2242
02:10:28,420 --> 02:10:32,960
This might bring us back to our

2243
02:10:32,960 --> 02:10:34,940
Main chamber

2244
02:10:34,940 --> 02:10:37,060
And now we're in the main chamber

2245
02:10:37,060 --> 02:10:43,700
Back in the mainframe

2246
02:10:43,700 --> 02:10:44,560
The same

2247
02:10:44,560 --> 02:10:47,480
But we've opened another tunnel

2248
02:10:47,480 --> 02:10:48,840
Which is great news for us

2249
02:10:48,840 --> 02:11:02,660
I'm very intrigued as to what's going on inside this bathroom

2250
02:11:02,660 --> 02:11:06,040
And what we're able to do

2251
02:11:06,040 --> 02:11:08,940
With the roach inside this room here

2252
02:11:08,940 --> 02:11:09,320
Because

2253
02:11:09,320 --> 02:11:11,400
I'm pretty impressed

2254
02:11:11,400 --> 02:11:12,600
Let's get the fuck out

2255
02:11:12,600 --> 02:11:13,480
That's a silverfish

2256
02:11:13,480 --> 02:11:15,180
Let's get away from that buck

2257
02:11:15,180 --> 02:11:19,680
What's the silverfish gonna say to us now

2258
02:11:19,680 --> 02:11:20,200
Or they can't?

2259
02:11:23,200 --> 02:11:25,020
This room has deeper meaning

2260
02:11:25,020 --> 02:11:26,700
Beyond the sacred rat

2261
02:11:26,700 --> 02:11:28,720
Watch the special screening

2262
02:11:28,720 --> 02:11:30,360
Outside the mirror crack

2263
02:11:30,360 --> 02:11:32,960
Tobacco leaves are smoking

2264
02:11:32,960 --> 02:11:34,900
Atop a porcelain god

2265
02:11:34,900 --> 02:11:37,660
If the paper bridge is stoking

2266
02:11:37,660 --> 02:11:40,360
It will rouse the sleeping guard

2267
02:11:40,360 --> 02:11:44,680
So there's a pisser

2268
02:11:44,680 --> 02:11:47,220
And you need to fucking do something

2269
02:11:47,220 --> 02:11:47,840
With the pisser

2270
02:11:47,840 --> 02:11:49,360
How are you getting on there?

2271
02:11:49,800 --> 02:11:50,720
Ian Beaks

2272
02:11:50,720 --> 02:11:52,140
Just tuning in to Francis Byers

2273
02:11:52,140 --> 02:11:53,060
On Steam for the 6th

2274
02:11:53,060 --> 02:11:54,080
No I bought it on GOG

2275
02:11:54,080 --> 02:11:55,080
For 1.45

2276
02:11:55,080 --> 02:11:57,980
Still the fish blow of viper

2277
02:11:57,980 --> 02:11:58,940
How do I get the movie?

2278
02:11:59,260 --> 02:11:59,940
I don't know

2279
02:11:59,940 --> 02:12:01,320
There must be a

2280
02:12:01,320 --> 02:12:03,020
A way out there

2281
02:12:03,020 --> 02:12:04,160
Just google it I suppose

2282
02:12:04,160 --> 02:12:05,620
This is like Harvester

2283
02:12:05,620 --> 02:12:06,960
To Jonathan Gore

2284
02:12:06,960 --> 02:12:08,360
I don't know what Harvester is

2285
02:12:08,360 --> 02:12:09,040
Is that a movie?

2286
02:12:09,200 --> 02:12:10,260
Or is that a game as well?

2287
02:12:11,180 --> 02:12:12,380
Put the cigarettes out

2288
02:12:12,380 --> 02:12:13,180
And then cross it

2289
02:12:13,180 --> 02:12:16,340
Toilet coin

2290
02:12:16,340 --> 02:12:19,700
Reminds me of Blazing Dragons

2291
02:12:19,700 --> 02:12:20,600
On PS1

2292
02:12:20,600 --> 02:12:22,180
Never heard of that game either

2293
02:12:22,180 --> 02:12:25,380
But then again

2294
02:12:25,380 --> 02:12:26,540
I'd never heard of

2295
02:12:26,540 --> 02:12:28,440
Alan Hansen's sports challenge

2296
02:12:28,440 --> 02:12:29,380
Until the other day

2297
02:12:29,380 --> 02:12:30,640
And you know

2298
02:12:30,640 --> 02:12:34,600
You learn something new

2299
02:12:34,600 --> 02:12:34,980
Every day

2300
02:12:34,980 --> 02:12:37,220
So just a quick recap there

2301
02:12:37,220 --> 02:12:38,360
Did anybody catch

2302
02:12:38,360 --> 02:12:39,260
What I was meant to do?

2303
02:12:39,320 --> 02:12:40,040
It was something to do

2304
02:12:40,040 --> 02:12:40,900
With the toilet

2305
02:12:40,900 --> 02:12:43,960
Maybe if I go back there

2306
02:12:43,960 --> 02:12:45,120
To the silverfish again

2307
02:12:45,120 --> 02:12:48,520
I'll just get that video

2308
02:12:48,520 --> 02:12:48,820
You know?

2309
02:12:48,820 --> 02:12:48,820
You know?

2310
02:12:48,820 --> 02:12:53,340
Okay

2311
02:12:53,340 --> 02:12:53,340
Okay

2312
02:12:53,340 --> 02:12:57,340
Okay

2313
02:12:57,340 --> 02:13:01,860
Okay

2314
02:13:01,860 --> 02:13:02,860
Okay

2315
02:13:02,860 --> 02:13:03,860
Okay

2316
02:13:03,860 --> 02:13:05,860
Okay

2317
02:13:05,860 --> 02:13:19,860
Okay

2318
02:13:19,860 --> 02:13:24,020
We set fire to the paper towel

2319
02:13:24,020 --> 02:13:26,240
With the lit cigarette butt

2320
02:13:26,240 --> 02:13:28,900
On top of the pisser

2321
02:13:28,900 --> 02:13:35,620
I don't know how it would

2322
02:13:35,620 --> 02:13:36,280
Oh yeah

2323
02:13:36,280 --> 02:13:38,060
The paper towel is on the floor

2324
02:13:38,060 --> 02:13:39,640
So we push that paper towel

2325
02:13:39,640 --> 02:13:41,880
Onto the floor

2326
02:13:41,880 --> 02:13:46,100
And Gas

2327
02:13:46,100 --> 02:13:47,200
Says

2328
02:13:47,200 --> 02:13:48,580
I'd like to say a big hello

2329
02:13:48,580 --> 02:13:49,240
To my aunt

2330
02:13:49,240 --> 02:13:50,160
In Castle Blaney

2331
02:13:50,160 --> 02:13:51,480
And anybody

2332
02:13:51,480 --> 02:13:52,740
That knows me

2333
02:13:52,740 --> 02:13:54,600
Big shout out there

2334
02:13:54,600 --> 02:13:55,140
To Gas

2335
02:13:55,140 --> 02:14:00,120
So there's a

2336
02:14:00,120 --> 02:14:01,200
Johnny cake

2337
02:14:01,200 --> 02:14:16,020
Iron Felix

2338
02:14:16,020 --> 02:14:17,100
Iron Helix

2339
02:14:17,100 --> 02:14:18,580
A deadly war game

2340
02:14:18,580 --> 02:14:19,440
Gone awry

2341
02:14:19,440 --> 02:14:29,860
It truly is a roach

2342
02:14:29,860 --> 02:14:30,660
Based

2343
02:14:30,660 --> 02:14:31,780
Adventure

2344
02:14:31,780 --> 02:14:33,220
And I always think

2345
02:14:33,220 --> 02:14:33,620
It was going to be

2346
02:14:33,620 --> 02:14:34,420
A point and click

2347
02:14:34,420 --> 02:14:35,700
There's been

2348
02:14:35,700 --> 02:14:36,960
Little in the way

2349
02:14:36,960 --> 02:14:37,480
Of pointing

2350
02:14:37,480 --> 02:14:39,260
And even less

2351
02:14:39,260 --> 02:14:40,240
In the way of clicking

2352
02:14:40,240 --> 02:14:41,960
It seems to be

2353
02:14:41,960 --> 02:14:42,780
You're a roach

2354
02:14:42,780 --> 02:14:43,820
You need to navigate

2355
02:14:43,820 --> 02:14:44,640
The scenario

2356
02:14:44,640 --> 02:14:46,820
And do the best you can

2357
02:14:46,820 --> 02:14:47,080
You know?

2358
02:14:47,200 --> 02:14:47,480
Within

2359
02:14:47,480 --> 02:14:48,620
Within the confines

2360
02:14:48,620 --> 02:14:49,360
And parameters

2361
02:14:49,360 --> 02:14:51,620
Of your ability

2362
02:14:51,620 --> 02:14:52,660
As a roach

2363
02:14:52,660 --> 02:14:54,440
Jiminy

2364
02:14:54,440 --> 02:14:55,640
Joint G's

2365
02:14:55,640 --> 02:14:56,380
Thank you very much

2366
02:14:56,380 --> 02:14:57,120
For the tip there

2367
02:14:57,120 --> 02:15:12,080
House urinal

2368
02:15:12,080 --> 02:15:13,200
Can you say hi

2369
02:15:13,200 --> 02:15:13,820
To Natalia

2370
02:15:13,820 --> 02:15:14,300
And Dylan

2371
02:15:14,300 --> 02:15:14,720
Hi

2372
02:15:14,720 --> 02:15:15,940
To Natalia

2373
02:15:15,940 --> 02:15:16,540
And Dylan

2374
02:15:16,540 --> 02:15:19,580
All the best to you

2375
02:15:19,580 --> 02:15:20,700
What's up?

2376
02:15:20,700 --> 02:15:35,000
Whatever you do

2377
02:15:35,000 --> 02:15:36,860
Don't think about the DUP

2378
02:15:36,860 --> 02:15:38,760
What do you think about the DUP?

2379
02:15:38,760 --> 02:15:39,880
I asked that fella

2380
02:15:39,880 --> 02:15:42,120
We don't think about them

2381
02:15:42,120 --> 02:15:45,200
Then

2382
02:15:45,200 --> 02:15:47,560
We press the button here

2383
02:15:47,560 --> 02:15:49,260
There's nothing else to really do

2384
02:15:49,260 --> 02:15:50,520
On this fire alarm

2385
02:15:50,520 --> 02:15:51,640
And I suppose

2386
02:15:51,640 --> 02:15:52,980
The point of the whole

2387
02:15:52,980 --> 02:15:53,840
Fucking urinal thing

2388
02:15:53,840 --> 02:15:54,240
Was to

2389
02:15:54,240 --> 02:15:56,360
Push a cigarette

2390
02:15:56,360 --> 02:15:57,340
Off the side of it

2391
02:15:57,340 --> 02:15:58,000
But there was

2392
02:15:58,000 --> 02:15:59,580
No cigarette that were lit

2393
02:15:59,580 --> 02:16:02,180
Oh fuck

2394
02:16:02,180 --> 02:16:03,020
It's not game over

2395
02:16:03,020 --> 02:16:03,340
Is it?

2396
02:16:03,340 --> 02:16:23,380
It's not game over

2397
02:16:23,380 --> 02:16:23,720
Lads

2398
02:16:23,720 --> 02:16:27,280
This is

2399
02:16:27,280 --> 02:16:32,180
This is far from over

2400
02:16:32,180 --> 02:16:38,720
There's another paper towel

2401
02:16:38,720 --> 02:16:41,920
Ants

2402
02:16:41,920 --> 02:16:43,400
Now we're dealing with a new

2403
02:16:43,400 --> 02:16:45,680
Species

2404
02:16:45,680 --> 02:16:50,080
Strange medicinal elixirs

2405
02:16:50,080 --> 02:16:52,340
Pills and creams and charms

2406
02:16:52,340 --> 02:16:54,460
A cabinet of bewitchers

2407
02:16:54,460 --> 02:16:56,860
Protection from bodily harms

2408
02:16:56,860 --> 02:16:58,860
Enter the razor graveyard

2409
02:16:58,860 --> 02:17:00,620
Above the great rat king

2410
02:17:00,620 --> 02:17:03,040
Heed me the modest ant bard

2411
02:17:03,040 --> 02:17:05,280
And avoid his deadly sting

2412
02:17:05,280 --> 02:17:07,380
You need to start an avalanche

2413
02:17:07,380 --> 02:17:08,780
To cause a minor jolt

2414
02:17:08,780 --> 02:17:11,160
You will not get a second chance

2415
02:17:11,160 --> 02:17:13,160
So push the carriage bolt

2416
02:17:13,160 --> 02:17:20,640
A nightmare isn't it?

2417
02:17:20,640 --> 02:17:21,200
It's just

2418
02:17:21,200 --> 02:17:22,900
One thing after another

2419
02:17:22,900 --> 02:17:24,380
It's one riddle after another

2420
02:17:24,380 --> 02:17:26,520
Hard to really focus

2421
02:17:26,520 --> 02:17:27,280
And hone in on

2422
02:17:27,280 --> 02:17:28,320
Exactly what it is

2423
02:17:28,320 --> 02:17:29,440
We need to achieve

2424
02:17:29,440 --> 02:17:31,120
One moment it's a cigarette

2425
02:17:31,120 --> 02:17:32,160
On top of a urinal

2426
02:17:32,160 --> 02:17:33,580
The next minute it's

2427
02:17:33,580 --> 02:17:34,900
There's a rat barred

2428
02:17:34,900 --> 02:17:35,480
Barred

2429
02:17:35,480 --> 02:17:50,560
I'm just gonna go inside the rat hole there

2430
02:17:50,560 --> 02:17:51,480
Fuck

2431
02:17:51,480 --> 02:17:54,380
Can't do that

2432
02:17:54,380 --> 02:17:55,500
That's not allowed

2433
02:17:55,500 --> 02:17:57,300
So then we can move over here

2434
02:17:57,300 --> 02:17:58,420
To these razor blades

2435
02:17:58,420 --> 02:18:00,960
Robbie how are you?

2436
02:18:01,020 --> 02:18:01,540
Just tuned in

2437
02:18:01,540 --> 02:18:02,220
What have I missed?

2438
02:18:02,280 --> 02:18:04,000
And what the hell is going on?

2439
02:18:04,700 --> 02:18:07,000
We're tackling this roach based

2440
02:18:07,000 --> 02:18:08,180
Adventure game

2441
02:18:08,180 --> 02:18:10,880
That Stuart Shafee recommended on

2442
02:18:10,880 --> 02:18:11,920
His 1996 show

2443
02:18:12,580 --> 02:18:14,200
Net Cafe

2444
02:18:14,200 --> 02:18:16,340
A couple of fucking lads

2445
02:18:16,340 --> 02:18:17,140
On that show there

2446
02:18:17,140 --> 02:18:17,500
That were

2447
02:18:17,500 --> 02:18:18,800
Showing off their

2448
02:18:18,800 --> 02:18:19,760
Brand new game

2449
02:18:19,760 --> 02:18:21,680
And uh

2450
02:18:21,680 --> 02:18:23,020
Yeah you're

2451
02:18:23,020 --> 02:18:24,000
You're a roach

2452
02:18:24,000 --> 02:18:25,380
You are a roach

2453
02:18:25,380 --> 02:18:27,980
That's

2454
02:18:27,980 --> 02:18:29,340
That's the top and bottom of it

2455
02:18:29,340 --> 02:18:30,500
I can't really explain

2456
02:18:30,500 --> 02:18:31,580
Much more than that

2457
02:18:31,580 --> 02:18:34,800
Doesn't really go any further than that

2458
02:18:34,800 --> 02:18:36,100
At the moment

2459
02:18:36,100 --> 02:18:37,080
I'm trying to find a way

2460
02:18:37,080 --> 02:18:37,840
Of setting fire

2461
02:18:37,840 --> 02:18:38,520
To this

2462
02:18:38,520 --> 02:18:39,320
Paper

2463
02:18:39,320 --> 02:18:41,460
By knocking a fucking cigarette

2464
02:18:41,460 --> 02:18:42,340
Off the urinal

2465
02:18:42,340 --> 02:18:43,680
And uh

2466
02:18:43,680 --> 02:18:47,240
And now he's falling off

2467
02:18:47,240 --> 02:18:47,480
I'm gonna

2468
02:18:47,480 --> 02:18:48,760
I'm losing a life

2469
02:18:48,760 --> 02:18:49,520
Every time I fucking

2470
02:18:49,520 --> 02:18:50,440
Fall off this thing

2471
02:18:50,440 --> 02:18:55,520
Back up here

2472
02:18:55,520 --> 02:18:56,740
I don't even need to be up here

2473
02:19:13,160 --> 02:19:35,340
So we're gonna get another fucking look at this silverfish FMV here

2474
02:19:35,340 --> 02:19:36,400
This is a real head wreck

2475
02:19:36,400 --> 02:19:38,560
I think it's drinking piss there

2476
02:19:38,560 --> 02:19:39,200
That thing

2477
02:19:39,200 --> 02:19:49,440
This room has deeper meaning beyond the sacred rat

2478
02:19:49,440 --> 02:19:53,040
Watch the special screening outside the mirror crack

2479
02:19:53,040 --> 02:19:57,620
Tobacco leaves are smoking atop a porcelain god

2480
02:19:57,620 --> 02:20:00,380
If the paper bridge is stoking

2481
02:20:00,380 --> 02:20:03,080
It will rouse the sleeping guard

2482
02:20:03,080 --> 02:20:04,320
There is nobody there

2483
02:20:04,320 --> 02:20:06,000
There is nobody there

2484
02:20:06,000 --> 02:20:08,080
You need to hit the alarm

2485
02:20:08,080 --> 02:20:08,420
Is it?

2486
02:20:08,480 --> 02:20:09,360
Because I hit the alarm

2487
02:20:09,360 --> 02:20:10,640
But then nothing happened

2488
02:20:10,640 --> 02:20:12,060
And then I'm on

2489
02:20:12,060 --> 02:20:12,860
On top of the toilet

2490
02:20:12,860 --> 02:20:13,700
There's nobody there

2491
02:20:13,700 --> 02:20:15,140
There is no sleeping guard

2492
02:20:15,140 --> 02:20:26,300
Maybe go this way up

2493
02:20:26,300 --> 02:20:43,700
Maybe go into the pisser

2494
02:20:43,700 --> 02:21:07,880
Oh, here we go now

2495
02:21:07,880 --> 02:21:08,800
Someone might come in

2496
02:21:08,800 --> 02:21:10,840
We're getting higher here

2497
02:21:10,840 --> 02:21:12,200
It seems to be progressing

2498
02:21:12,200 --> 02:21:15,860
A slight jolt to the pace

2499
02:21:15,860 --> 02:21:45,840
I'm sorry.

2500
02:21:45,840 --> 02:22:00,840
What the fuck is going on? Like, do I jump off this or? Mattress, Mick, thank you very much there.

2501
02:22:14,220 --> 02:22:22,480
And I'm stumped here. I really don't know where this... I keep on getting rejected here from the top of this thing, whatever the hell this is called.

2502
02:22:25,260 --> 02:22:33,140
Maybe I'll go over to the handle here. Can't really do anything there either.

2503
02:22:38,200 --> 02:22:42,180
Yeah, you're thinking he might push the handle. I'm thinking it's too weak for that.

2504
02:22:42,260 --> 02:22:46,460
But then we've just seen him operate cogs inside a fucking hand dryer.

2505
02:22:46,620 --> 02:22:49,220
So it's... really is confusing.

2506
02:22:49,480 --> 02:22:54,680
Like, one moment you've got super roach strength and then the next minute you can't do anything.

2507
02:22:56,400 --> 02:22:58,220
Maybe I'll go around the side here.

2508
02:22:59,000 --> 02:22:59,880
No? No.

2509
02:22:59,880 --> 02:23:00,380
No.

2510
02:23:09,160 --> 02:23:10,060
Cigarettes here, look.

2511
02:23:10,300 --> 02:23:12,020
Nothing I can do.

2512
02:23:12,020 --> 02:23:38,040
Unravel... ungo to the mirror to witness the man piss.

2513
02:23:38,740 --> 02:23:43,640
Says Holly, go to the... someone's saying unravel the bog roll, but where's the bog roll like?

2514
02:23:52,580 --> 02:23:57,300
Why... see, you go to this bit here and it plays that noise and it's like...

2515
02:23:57,300 --> 02:23:58,020
GIGGIGGWAR!

2516
02:23:58,020 --> 02:24:00,760
But I can't... I don't know what to do here.

2517
02:24:00,760 --> 02:24:27,980
Paper on the wall. Paper on the wall. Okay, right. So we're on the paper. Okay, right. So this here, is it?

2518
02:24:27,980 --> 02:24:47,740
What does this do? What does it... what am I meant to do here with this? It's not... you can't... you can't take it down or anything. You can't fucking... remove it.

2519
02:24:47,740 --> 02:25:12,940
Go left. Someone's saying go left, but I mean... look, I'm going left. You can't go left on the wall. Look. He goes as far as the... the... frame... of the notice board.

2520
02:25:12,940 --> 02:25:20,620
Maybe down... maybe down and right. Maybe over here. No? Back to this fucking thing again.

2521
02:25:27,660 --> 02:25:32,340
What about up here? Look. We... we... we did this already.

2522
02:25:40,340 --> 02:25:45,340
Do I just keep on... putting the alarm on? Then... then your man will come.

2523
02:25:45,340 --> 02:25:59,020
It's not happening for me.

2524
02:25:59,020 --> 02:25:59,020
It's not happening for me.

2525
02:25:59,020 --> 02:26:01,020
It's not happening for me.

2526
02:26:01,020 --> 02:26:10,700
So do we need a battery for the smoke alarm or is that the actual test sound that you get? Because...

2527
02:26:10,700 --> 02:26:18,700
The one I have, it makes a loud... ear... it's a high-pitched ear piercing sound. It's not like that.

2528
02:26:18,700 --> 02:26:40,380
*Bell sound*

2529
02:26:40,380 --> 02:26:43,020
Go to the sink, Declan McGuire.

2530
02:26:43,480 --> 02:26:44,820
Where's the sink, Declan?

2531
02:26:44,820 --> 02:26:45,720
Because I...

2532
02:26:45,720 --> 02:26:48,280
You must know where the...

2533
02:26:48,280 --> 02:26:50,800
I don't know where to go to find the fucking sink.

2534
02:27:00,520 --> 02:27:01,900
The wee yellow pin.

2535
02:27:03,400 --> 02:27:03,900
This thing.

2536
02:27:06,040 --> 02:27:06,600
Nothing.

2537
02:27:06,600 --> 02:27:13,420
Read the letter on the wall for clues, okay.

2538
02:27:13,420 --> 02:27:18,100
Edward 2 Edward Petito, License 7.

2539
02:27:19,520 --> 02:27:22,400
Violation of state code serving alcohol after hours.

2540
02:27:22,540 --> 02:27:27,360
Violation of state code 761 serving alcohol to minus your license to serve alcoholic beverages.

2541
02:27:28,480 --> 02:27:33,960
Has been suspended pending a hearing by the California Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control.

2542
02:27:34,440 --> 02:27:37,580
The time and place of the hearing will be determined on a future date.

2543
02:27:37,920 --> 02:27:42,840
You'll be notified by certified mail regarding your appearance and responsibilities at the hearing.

2544
02:27:43,220 --> 02:27:46,300
You're entitled to consult with an attorney in regards to the matter.

2545
02:27:46,700 --> 02:27:47,940
Until judgment is rendered.

2546
02:27:48,480 --> 02:27:51,580
You'll cease to serve liquor, beer, wine at Eddie's on the waterfront.

2547
02:27:51,700 --> 02:27:58,440
We'll be sending another undercover agent to the premises periodically in order to verify your compliance with the order.

2548
02:27:59,280 --> 02:27:59,720
Violation.

2549
02:28:00,800 --> 02:28:04,700
This order is a felony under the state penal code 187.

2550
02:28:05,620 --> 02:28:08,380
And will result in your immediate arrest.

2551
02:28:08,440 --> 02:28:10,660
Should you have any questions regarding the matter, contact the office.

2552
02:28:10,740 --> 02:28:11,480
There's nothing there.

2553
02:28:12,420 --> 02:28:13,800
That's of no use to me.

2554
02:28:13,860 --> 02:28:15,280
That's a big waste of my time.

2555
02:28:15,280 --> 02:28:21,940
Now we're back on this fucking thing again.

2556
02:28:22,020 --> 02:28:23,120
I don't want to read all that.

2557
02:28:23,180 --> 02:28:24,040
I don't think it's going to.

2558
02:28:24,040 --> 02:28:25,800
I think it's going to be fruitless.

2559
02:28:26,340 --> 02:28:27,340
Reading all that text.

2560
02:28:43,420 --> 02:28:45,520
Did we do the thing with the mirror at all?

2561
02:28:45,700 --> 02:28:47,120
Go to where the rat ate you.

2562
02:28:47,860 --> 02:28:49,300
Use the roach side of your head.

2563
02:28:49,380 --> 02:28:50,720
Don't go thinking like a man.

2564
02:28:52,060 --> 02:28:53,180
Fire up cod.

2565
02:28:56,060 --> 02:28:57,000
You seem annoyed.

2566
02:28:57,100 --> 02:28:58,760
This is not what the cockroach would want.

2567
02:28:59,900 --> 02:29:01,900
Get inside the mind of the roach.

2568
02:29:02,020 --> 02:29:02,960
Again, I'm trying.

2569
02:29:03,120 --> 02:29:03,960
And I was there.

2570
02:29:04,060 --> 02:29:06,360
I thought I was there a long time ago.

2571
02:29:06,540 --> 02:29:07,380
Turns out I'm not.

2572
02:29:08,220 --> 02:29:10,080
Cut out for this fucking roach life.

2573
02:29:11,420 --> 02:29:13,180
I didn't choose the roach life.

2574
02:29:13,280 --> 02:29:14,600
The roach life chose me.

2575
02:29:17,180 --> 02:29:18,900
And then what's the point of this look?

2576
02:29:18,960 --> 02:29:21,560
You climb up here and for what?

2577
02:29:21,820 --> 02:29:22,100
Doesn't.

2578
02:29:28,100 --> 02:29:29,240
So there's the sink.

2579
02:29:30,180 --> 02:29:31,380
I can't get up there.

2580
02:29:35,920 --> 02:29:37,800
Back to the cigarette someone's saying there.

2581
02:29:37,900 --> 02:29:38,080
I mean.

2582
02:29:39,420 --> 02:29:41,900
The cigarette in the ash tree.

2583
02:29:42,560 --> 02:29:43,560
Nothing happening with it.

2584
02:29:51,560 --> 02:30:01,000
Use the hand dryer to jump over to the sink.

2585
02:30:19,100 --> 02:30:21,840
We've got the fucking sink over here.

2586
02:30:21,920 --> 02:30:22,980
We go to the sink.

2587
02:30:23,420 --> 02:30:24,260
Razor blades.

2588
02:30:24,400 --> 02:30:25,500
What's that about?

2589
02:30:29,720 --> 02:30:30,600
And now.

2590
02:30:31,280 --> 02:30:32,200
A mouse trap.

2591
02:30:34,100 --> 02:30:35,720
We were here already before.

2592
02:30:37,900 --> 02:30:40,320
Is there any way of luring the rat to this?

2593
02:30:42,860 --> 02:30:43,580
Oh.

2594
02:30:45,580 --> 02:30:45,980
That's.

2595
02:30:48,000 --> 02:30:49,080
That killed me anyway.

2596
02:30:49,180 --> 02:30:49,540
It's okay.

2597
02:30:49,620 --> 02:30:50,020
It's grand.

2598
02:30:53,220 --> 02:30:55,240
Now we get on that and see what we can do.

2599
02:30:55,340 --> 02:30:55,580
Do we.

2600
02:30:55,680 --> 02:30:55,900
Do we.

2601
02:30:56,080 --> 02:30:57,360
Use ourselves as bait?

2602
02:30:57,800 --> 02:30:59,680
Thanks very much Tupo for the tip there.

2603
02:31:02,080 --> 02:31:02,700
A nice.

2604
02:31:02,780 --> 02:31:04,780
A lovely two minute video about O'Hara's bread.

2605
02:31:04,880 --> 02:31:07,280
Maybe a nice palate cleanser after the roach business.

2606
02:31:07,900 --> 02:31:10,840
I see you're already thinking about what comes after the roach.

2607
02:31:11,120 --> 02:31:11,720
Tupo.

2608
02:31:12,780 --> 02:31:13,100
Where.

2609
02:31:13,460 --> 02:31:16,440
I'm fully engaged inside the roach.

2610
02:31:16,500 --> 02:31:18,040
The mind of the roach at the moment.

2611
02:31:18,680 --> 02:31:19,500
I can't really.

2612
02:31:19,720 --> 02:31:20,460
But thank you.

2613
02:31:20,500 --> 02:31:21,540
And I will check that out.

2614
02:31:21,640 --> 02:31:21,880
Maybe.

2615
02:31:22,020 --> 02:31:22,440
Possibly.

2616
02:31:22,640 --> 02:31:22,880
At the.

2617
02:31:24,960 --> 02:31:26,180
As a palate cleanser.

2618
02:31:26,180 --> 02:31:27,400
As you suggest there.

2619
02:31:30,900 --> 02:31:33,300
You have to climb up the brown toilet roll.

2620
02:31:33,380 --> 02:31:33,920
I was already.

2621
02:31:34,420 --> 02:31:35,040
I already.

2622
02:31:35,720 --> 02:31:36,180
Oh wait a sec.

2623
02:31:38,080 --> 02:31:39,800
Where is the toilet roll though you know?

2624
02:31:44,100 --> 02:31:45,180
Where's the toilet even?

2625
02:31:49,520 --> 02:31:50,920
Can you climb up the wall here?

2626
02:31:50,920 --> 02:32:11,500
What about this?

2627
02:32:19,500 --> 02:32:20,980
Not this fucking thing.

2628
02:32:20,980 --> 02:32:22,880
Strange medicinal elixirs.

2629
02:32:23,100 --> 02:32:25,080
Pills and creams and charms.

2630
02:32:25,640 --> 02:32:27,240
A cabinet of bewitchers.

2631
02:32:27,620 --> 02:32:29,600
Protection from bodily harms.

2632
02:32:30,220 --> 02:32:33,420
Enter the razor graveyard above the great rat king.

2633
02:32:33,920 --> 02:32:38,060
Heed me the modest ant bard and avoid his deadly sting.

2634
02:32:38,620 --> 02:32:41,540
You need to start an avalanche to cause a minor jolt.

2635
02:32:41,900 --> 02:32:43,940
You will not get a second chance.

2636
02:32:44,040 --> 02:32:45,880
So push the carriage bolt.

2637
02:32:48,080 --> 02:32:49,500
The razor.

2638
02:32:50,620 --> 02:32:52,880
Get onto those fucking razor blades is it?

2639
02:32:54,640 --> 02:32:55,780
Start an avalanche.

2640
02:32:56,460 --> 02:32:59,000
Hole under sink brings you into the medicine cabinet.

2641
02:32:59,920 --> 02:33:00,440
Where's the.

2642
02:33:02,440 --> 02:33:03,700
The sink isn't there.

2643
02:33:03,820 --> 02:33:04,060
When I.

2644
02:33:04,120 --> 02:33:05,740
When I came down looking for the sink.

2645
02:33:06,000 --> 02:33:07,200
It should have been on that.

2646
02:33:07,360 --> 02:33:09,220
That rat side of the wall.

2647
02:33:10,340 --> 02:33:11,040
Wasn't there.

2648
02:33:13,360 --> 02:33:14,800
This is the jacks now is it?

2649
02:33:14,860 --> 02:33:15,500
This is the toilet.

2650
02:33:25,900 --> 02:33:27,320
Oh here we go.

2651
02:33:30,320 --> 02:33:31,460
Things have just fucking.

2652
02:33:33,080 --> 02:33:34,760
Accelerated up a notch or two now.

2653
02:33:34,860 --> 02:33:37,720
This is where we start to really get to grips with this.

2654
02:33:42,440 --> 02:33:43,760
You don't want to end up down there.

2655
02:33:43,860 --> 02:33:44,000
Look.

2656
02:33:44,580 --> 02:33:44,860
Squeaky.

2657
02:33:44,860 --> 02:33:46,340
It's rocking the rim here.

2658
02:33:47,620 --> 02:33:48,200
Oh no.

2659
02:33:48,360 --> 02:33:48,720
Into the.

2660
02:33:49,480 --> 02:33:50,380
That's the end.

2661
02:33:50,940 --> 02:33:52,300
Only got one life left.

2662
02:33:52,440 --> 02:33:53,620
It's going to be a fucking tough one.

2663
02:33:56,200 --> 02:33:57,680
Maybe you just stay around the.

2664
02:33:57,780 --> 02:33:59,000
The other side of the rim.

2665
02:34:04,640 --> 02:34:06,100
Crazy roach mechanics.

2666
02:34:06,100 --> 02:34:24,200
Oh.

2667
02:34:26,060 --> 02:34:26,820
Oh no.

2668
02:34:27,980 --> 02:34:28,600
When I re.

2669
02:34:28,920 --> 02:34:30,340
I saved it there.

2670
02:34:30,460 --> 02:34:31,220
Because of that.

2671
02:34:31,640 --> 02:34:32,460
So I can reload.

2672
02:34:32,580 --> 02:34:33,000
But when I.

2673
02:34:33,120 --> 02:34:34,020
When I reload.

2674
02:34:34,900 --> 02:34:36,300
And when I resume game.

2675
02:34:36,420 --> 02:34:36,480
He.

2676
02:34:36,720 --> 02:34:38,380
The road should move towards.

2677
02:34:38,520 --> 02:34:39,760
The fucking center of the toilet.

2678
02:34:40,840 --> 02:34:42,180
I'm just going to reload it.

2679
02:34:43,300 --> 02:34:43,580
Because.

2680
02:34:43,580 --> 02:35:09,900
There we go.

2681
02:35:11,760 --> 02:35:12,780
Stay right on the edge.

2682
02:35:12,780 --> 02:35:13,040
Look.

2683
02:35:13,700 --> 02:35:14,520
There's no way.

2684
02:35:14,600 --> 02:35:16,040
I'll end up falling into the jacks.

2685
02:35:16,120 --> 02:35:17,340
If I stay right here.

2686
02:35:17,960 --> 02:35:18,560
Should be okay.

2687
02:35:21,700 --> 02:35:22,520
Should be okay.

2688
02:35:33,100 --> 02:35:34,440
Just taking it nice and easy.

2689
02:35:34,560 --> 02:35:34,700
You know.

2690
02:35:35,920 --> 02:35:36,960
No funny business.

2691
02:35:37,100 --> 02:35:37,880
No quick moves.

2692
02:35:37,880 --> 02:35:37,880
No quick moves.

2693
02:35:37,960 --> 02:35:39,000
No nothing too.

2694
02:35:41,000 --> 02:35:41,480
Erratic.

2695
02:35:46,060 --> 02:35:47,620
Someone says watch out for piss.

2696
02:35:47,840 --> 02:35:48,580
On the seat.

2697
02:35:48,660 --> 02:35:49,220
But I don't think.

2698
02:35:49,220 --> 02:35:50,340
There's any piss on the seat.

2699
02:35:50,440 --> 02:35:52,420
There seems to be a stream of piss on the floor.

2700
02:35:54,020 --> 02:35:55,720
The seat seems to be clean enough.

2701
02:35:55,720 --> 02:36:23,720
...

2702
02:36:24,280 --> 02:36:26,060
Come on, you fucking roach, do it.

2703
02:36:26,620 --> 02:36:26,940
Come on.

2704
02:36:28,720 --> 02:36:29,620
Nice. Now what?

2705
02:36:30,560 --> 02:36:32,900
Was that a waste of time? Look, I could have just gone...

2706
02:36:32,900 --> 02:36:35,820
I could have gone left when I initially climbed up the toilet.

2707
02:36:36,500 --> 02:36:38,640
I don't know what that was about now.

2708
02:36:38,700 --> 02:36:39,820
It was a waste of time, it seems.

2709
02:36:43,320 --> 02:36:45,020
Yep, complete fucking waste of time.

2710
02:36:50,240 --> 02:36:51,160
Do I...

2711
02:36:51,160 --> 02:36:52,840
Do I go up to the

2712
02:36:52,840 --> 02:36:55,160
the plunger? Do I go up to the fucking plunger, is it?

2713
02:36:56,400 --> 02:36:57,520
Do I get on that?

2714
02:37:02,980 --> 02:37:03,720
Hang on now.

2715
02:37:03,980 --> 02:37:07,220
Was there even any indication that we had to climb into the toilet?

2716
02:37:07,340 --> 02:37:09,400
I can't remember there being any riddles

2717
02:37:09,400 --> 02:37:11,460
that said you need to climb the toilet.

2718
02:37:11,460 --> 02:37:27,560
Nothing about a toilet at all.

2719
02:37:27,560 --> 02:37:32,400
Maybe do I go down the side of the fucking toilet here?

2720
02:37:32,400 --> 02:37:41,080
You need to go...

2721
02:37:41,080 --> 02:37:43,860
You need to get up to the medicine cabinet, Nile.

2722
02:37:45,000 --> 02:37:45,940
Where's that like?

2723
02:37:46,020 --> 02:37:49,580
There's no medicine cabinet in the toilet stall here.

2724
02:37:49,580 --> 02:37:52,420
There must be a reason here for this.

2725
02:37:52,420 --> 02:37:55,940
They wouldn't have made all these images if there wasn't a reason for me to be there.

2726
02:37:56,680 --> 02:37:57,340
Do you get me?

2727
02:37:57,980 --> 02:37:59,960
It's not like it's a...

2728
02:37:59,960 --> 02:38:01,260
They wouldn't have made a fake...

2729
02:38:01,260 --> 02:38:03,560
An area that has no meaning, would they?

2730
02:38:06,140 --> 02:38:19,460
Ignore toilet, okay?

2731
02:38:19,580 --> 02:38:19,980
Let's...

2732
02:38:19,980 --> 02:38:20,980
Let's see here.

2733
02:38:21,660 --> 02:38:22,580
Let's go down here and look.

2734
02:38:22,580 --> 02:38:25,200
Maybe the fucking plunger has something going on.

2735
02:38:25,520 --> 02:38:25,840
That's...

2736
02:38:25,840 --> 02:38:27,520
What a waste of time that was.

2737
02:38:27,540 --> 02:38:28,600
That was 15 minutes.

2738
02:38:28,600 --> 02:38:49,560
Now people in the chat, they're saying to go back to the rat.

2739
02:38:49,560 --> 02:38:50,960
But I mean, what?

2740
02:38:51,100 --> 02:38:53,100
To be eaten again by the rat, is it?

2741
02:38:53,680 --> 02:38:56,300
I've no way of defending myself against that creature.

2742
02:38:56,300 --> 02:39:09,380
Climb the wall next to it.

2743
02:39:09,560 --> 02:39:09,740
Okay.

2744
02:39:10,080 --> 02:39:10,320
Okay.

2745
02:39:13,060 --> 02:39:14,060
Oh, class.

2746
02:39:15,100 --> 02:39:16,860
Look at the rat's eyes there.

2747
02:39:17,240 --> 02:39:17,820
It's gone back.

2748
02:39:21,180 --> 02:39:21,660
Let's...

2749
02:39:21,660 --> 02:39:22,280
Let's do this.

2750
02:39:22,380 --> 02:39:23,540
We're getting up to the sink.

2751
02:39:23,960 --> 02:39:24,480
This is it.

2752
02:39:25,640 --> 02:39:28,020
Things have just begun to...

2753
02:39:28,020 --> 02:39:31,340
Move up a few notches on the barometer there.

2754
02:39:37,500 --> 02:39:39,040
Now, don't fall into the sink.

2755
02:39:39,160 --> 02:39:41,140
We know what happened with the toilet there.

2756
02:39:41,200 --> 02:39:43,140
We don't want to fucking...

2757
02:39:43,140 --> 02:39:44,440
End up in the sink again.

2758
02:39:49,520 --> 02:39:50,180
The mirror.

2759
02:39:50,300 --> 02:39:51,020
Break the mirrors.

2760
02:39:51,140 --> 02:39:51,820
We go back to the mirror.

2761
02:39:51,900 --> 02:39:52,780
I'm going the wrong way here.

2762
02:39:53,400 --> 02:39:54,480
That toilet crack, huh?

2763
02:39:54,980 --> 02:39:56,760
What a waste of fucking time that was.

2764
02:39:56,760 --> 02:39:58,820
They put that in there just to spite us, did they?

2765
02:40:00,080 --> 02:40:01,140
Giving us the runaround.

2766
02:40:04,200 --> 02:40:06,200
He's got great grippage for...

2767
02:40:06,200 --> 02:40:09,180
To be on the armoured shanks without slipping and sliding.

2768
02:40:09,400 --> 02:40:11,100
He's got good grippage on his feet.

2769
02:40:12,220 --> 02:40:16,460
I'd love to see a microscopic breakdown of what a cockroach's foot looks like.

2770
02:40:17,020 --> 02:40:18,840
Does it have like miniature suckers on it?

2771
02:40:18,900 --> 02:40:20,180
Does it have like a cockroach's foot?

2772
02:40:20,180 --> 02:40:20,600
Does it have a lot of the body?

2773
02:40:20,600 --> 02:40:21,260
Does it have a lot of the body?

2774
02:40:21,260 --> 02:40:21,600
Does it have a lot of the body?

2775
02:40:21,600 --> 02:40:22,600
Does it have a lot of the body?

2776
02:40:22,600 --> 02:40:22,600
Does it have a lot of the body?

2777
02:40:22,600 --> 02:40:23,600
Does it have a lot of the body?

2778
02:40:23,600 --> 02:40:24,600
Does it have a lot of the body?

2779
02:40:24,600 --> 02:40:24,600
Does it have a lot of the body?

2780
02:40:24,600 --> 02:40:25,600
Does it have a lot of the body?

2781
02:40:25,600 --> 02:40:26,600
Does it have a lot of the body?

2782
02:40:26,600 --> 02:40:36,300
Does it have a lot of the body?

2783
02:40:36,300 --> 02:40:38,300
Does it have a lot of the body?

2784
02:40:38,300 --> 02:40:39,300
Does it have a lot of the body?

2785
02:40:39,300 --> 02:40:40,300
Does it have a lot of the body?

2786
02:40:40,300 --> 02:40:41,300
Does it have a lot of the body?

2787
02:40:41,300 --> 02:40:42,300
Does it have a lot of the body?

2788
02:40:42,300 --> 02:40:43,300
Does it have a lot of the body?

2789
02:40:43,300 --> 02:40:44,300
Does it have a lot of the body?

2790
02:40:44,300 --> 02:40:45,300
Does it have a lot of the body?

2791
02:40:45,300 --> 02:40:46,300
Does it have a lot of the body?

2792
02:40:46,300 --> 02:40:47,300
Does it have a lot of the body?

2793
02:40:47,300 --> 02:40:48,300
Does it have a lot of the body?

2794
02:40:48,300 --> 02:40:49,300
Does it have a lot of the body?

2795
02:40:49,300 --> 02:40:50,300
Does it have a lot of the body?

2796
02:40:50,300 --> 02:40:51,300
Does it have a lot of the body?

2797
02:40:51,300 --> 02:40:52,300
Does it have a lot of the body?

2798
02:40:52,300 --> 02:40:53,300
Does it have a lot of the body?

2799
02:40:53,300 --> 02:40:54,300
Does it have a lot of the body?

2800
02:40:54,300 --> 02:40:57,000
Yes, propanolol.

2801
02:40:57,000 --> 02:41:00,000
That will really calm you down.

2802
02:41:00,000 --> 02:41:01,000
That will...

2803
02:41:01,000 --> 02:41:06,000
Do we have to do something with these pills here, do we?

2804
02:41:06,000 --> 02:41:09,000
There is a lot of pillin going on.

2805
02:41:09,000 --> 02:41:21,000
Wink easy.

2806
02:41:21,000 --> 02:41:24,700
Knock over the razors.

2807
02:41:24,700 --> 02:41:26,700
Barry, thanks for the tip there.

2808
02:41:26,700 --> 02:41:31,700
I'll put that to good use with this roach now when I knock over some razors.

2809
02:41:37,700 --> 02:41:39,700
Where are the razors though, you know?

2810
02:41:41,700 --> 02:41:43,700
There's one there.

2811
02:41:44,700 --> 02:41:48,400
But how do we get onto the fucking platform?

2812
02:41:48,400 --> 02:42:01,400
The back of the mirror look.

2813
02:42:01,400 --> 02:42:02,400
Is this...

2814
02:42:02,400 --> 02:42:04,400
The back of the cabinet there's some razors here.

2815
02:42:04,400 --> 02:42:05,400
Is this what we want?

2816
02:42:05,400 --> 02:42:06,400
It is.

2817
02:42:06,400 --> 02:42:07,400
Yeah.

2818
02:42:07,400 --> 02:42:08,400
Yes.

2819
02:42:08,400 --> 02:42:10,400
Look at that.

2820
02:42:10,400 --> 02:42:12,100
Quality stuff.

2821
02:42:12,100 --> 02:42:13,100
Peace.

2822
02:42:13,100 --> 02:42:14,100
Up to 11.

2823
02:42:14,100 --> 02:42:16,100
It sounds like that Moby track then.

2824
02:42:16,100 --> 02:42:26,900
up to 11. it sounds like that moby track then

2825
02:42:39,460 --> 02:42:44,900
yeah the twin peaks job i wonder uh am i done here now what do i

2826
02:42:44,900 --> 02:42:52,100
once i've done that do i go back into that razor thing do i go back down here or do i go back to the

2827
02:42:52,100 --> 02:43:08,340
bathroom back to the bathroom i'd say now into the into the rat hole you'd wonder what the razor blades

2828
02:43:08,340 --> 02:43:17,540
are gonna do to the rat if anything you know oh here we go full motion video

2829
02:43:17,540 --> 02:43:30,740
jesus goodness

2830
02:43:30,740 --> 02:43:46,820
now what more more hijinks in the bathroom is it i thought we were gonna has he left a cigarette on

2831
02:43:46,820 --> 02:43:56,020
top of the toilet good stuff let's get down there and get down to business get off this sink how do we get

2832
02:43:56,020 --> 02:44:11,620
off now i have to go around the rim of the toilet just up the sink

2833
02:44:17,140 --> 02:44:25,540
go through that hole there okay in down here down to the rat let's see what what happens now so the rat

2834
02:44:25,540 --> 02:44:33,380
is no longer in his hole we can reverse the cockroach and then go into the hole there

2835
02:44:33,380 --> 02:44:42,980
that'll be sweet great stuff what a sad end for that rat there we really did a number on him

2836
02:44:48,660 --> 02:44:56,340
we know that this um these creatures they have a tendency to still have a little bit of

2837
02:44:56,340 --> 02:45:02,180
fucking poking poking them even after they've been slashed or fucking trapped

2838
02:45:09,220 --> 02:45:10,980
let's just go over his head there and see

2839
02:45:15,460 --> 02:45:18,980
wow they really managed to fucking make you feel like you're a roach

2840
02:45:20,020 --> 02:45:33,300
i feel disgusting now like just crawling over this rat

2841
02:45:46,340 --> 02:45:52,500
sound of that blood globulus it's gloppy it's thick

2842
02:45:55,620 --> 02:46:00,580
and now we've got a ring like a diamond wedding ring or something or and what's this a marble or

2843
02:46:02,500 --> 02:46:05,220
it's of no use to us is it it's just a case of get out

2844
02:46:06,580 --> 02:46:15,460
out the sesame which what the hell's going on there look did you see that there there was a hole in the wall

2845
02:46:15,460 --> 02:46:30,780
all right now no no the rat king lies dead and with it may your fear die as well

2846
02:46:30,780 --> 02:46:35,740
fear is the great inhibitor you must conquer before you can cross the

2847
02:46:35,740 --> 02:46:42,940
threshold of awareness the means to solve any dilemma lie at your disposal

2848
02:46:42,940 --> 02:46:51,760
remember where there is fire there must be smoke answers smolder in the recesses of

2849
02:46:51,760 --> 02:47:03,400
thought and on the precipices of great fountains all right so we we're into a

2850
02:47:03,400 --> 02:47:12,920
new zone now are we there's some new music anyway and here we are we're we're

2851
02:47:12,920 --> 02:47:21,740
going maybe the is there multiple multiple ways of finishing each zone

2852
02:47:21,740 --> 02:47:30,560
because we never got to the top of the the urinal for the cigarette just seems like the different ways so it's

2853
02:47:30,560 --> 02:47:39,380
it's got a lot of replayability value to it you know if you want to get different endings or different uh you know roots and things

2854
02:47:39,380 --> 02:47:42,380
Save game.

2855
02:47:42,380 --> 02:47:56,380
Resume.

2856
02:47:56,380 --> 02:48:11,380
Where's the fucking roach?

2857
02:48:11,380 --> 02:48:26,380
I'm in the top right hand corner there. What am I doing? It's not even moving. It's just moving around. It's stuck.

2858
02:48:26,380 --> 02:48:40,380
Fucking stuck, Locke. I'm stuck. The roach is stuck at the top right hand corner of the screen.

2859
02:48:40,380 --> 02:48:50,200
Is that because I saved the game?

2860
02:48:50,320 --> 02:48:51,940
Is it bugged, is it?

2861
02:48:56,340 --> 02:48:57,920
Oh, for fuck's sake.

2862
02:48:59,940 --> 02:49:01,680
I have to reload the fucking thing.

2863
02:49:02,680 --> 02:49:03,700
See if we can get that going.

2864
02:49:03,700 --> 02:49:11,680
What's wrong with you?

2865
02:49:15,680 --> 02:49:17,820
Roach game. Load game.

2866
02:49:18,780 --> 02:49:19,900
Okay, great stuff.

2867
02:49:20,660 --> 02:49:21,880
We fucked it up then.

2868
02:49:22,260 --> 02:49:24,080
So you can fuck yourself up.

2869
02:49:24,140 --> 02:49:25,300
You can softlock yourself.

2870
02:49:32,840 --> 02:49:36,420
So we're on some kind of pipe-based puzzle here.

2871
02:49:36,540 --> 02:49:38,500
It's a pipe-based puzzle challenge.

2872
02:49:39,340 --> 02:49:40,080
A maze.

2873
02:49:44,500 --> 02:49:47,200
A roach lost in time.

2874
02:49:50,820 --> 02:49:57,920
I'm just a bit disappointed with the lack of background details regarding the fellow that turned into the roach.

2875
02:49:57,920 --> 02:50:03,980
You know, it was a big leap for us to take, like, you know, from the initial stages of just seeing the man.

2876
02:50:04,360 --> 02:50:05,660
And then he turned into the roach.

2877
02:50:05,720 --> 02:50:06,720
No explanation.

2878
02:50:07,960 --> 02:50:14,760
Just some sort of mysterious fucking spiritual pendant that had the power to transform him into a roach.

2879
02:50:14,760 --> 02:50:30,360
Great stuff, look.

2880
02:50:30,580 --> 02:50:32,600
And this thing now.

2881
02:50:33,420 --> 02:50:33,680
Maybe.

2882
02:50:33,880 --> 02:50:34,060
No?

2883
02:50:37,360 --> 02:50:38,340
What about this?

2884
02:50:40,340 --> 02:50:40,700
No?

2885
02:50:40,700 --> 02:51:01,980
Right, so we've...

2886
02:51:01,980 --> 02:51:02,200
We've...

2887
02:51:02,200 --> 02:51:03,420
Yeah.

2888
02:51:03,780 --> 02:51:04,160
No.

2889
02:51:04,160 --> 02:51:06,240
Can we go down here maybe?

2890
02:51:06,480 --> 02:51:06,660
No?

2891
02:51:20,720 --> 02:51:25,320
They should remaster and remake this and bring it out with fucking class new graphics.

2892
02:51:27,320 --> 02:51:30,380
Charge 79.99 for it on release.

2893
02:51:36,620 --> 02:51:39,880
Multiplayer and fucking pay-to-win skins and all that kind of stuff.

2894
02:51:39,920 --> 02:51:42,560
New skins, costumes for your roach.

2895
02:51:42,920 --> 02:51:44,380
Released with every new season.

2896
02:51:44,500 --> 02:51:46,660
You buy the roach battle pass.

2897
02:51:47,580 --> 02:51:50,160
Which gives you access to loads of new fucking roaches.

2898
02:51:54,320 --> 02:51:55,500
Roach Royale.

2899
02:51:55,960 --> 02:51:56,400
I don't know what...

2900
02:51:56,400 --> 02:51:57,500
What's going on here?

2901
02:52:05,620 --> 02:52:06,520
Hey, what...

2902
02:52:06,520 --> 02:52:08,640
Whatever about fucking Papa Roach?

2903
02:52:08,740 --> 02:52:09,880
What about another...

2904
02:52:11,340 --> 02:52:12,220
Insect...

2905
02:52:12,220 --> 02:52:13,880
Based...

2906
02:52:14,880 --> 02:52:15,880
Band...

2907
02:52:15,880 --> 02:52:17,360
That had a massive hit.

2908
02:52:17,620 --> 02:52:19,060
And they were featured on Kerrang!

2909
02:52:19,140 --> 02:52:20,740
Does anyone know who I'm talking about?

2910
02:52:21,640 --> 02:52:23,900
Around the same time as Papa Roach.

2911
02:52:23,900 --> 02:52:25,100
They had another...

2912
02:52:25,100 --> 02:52:25,360
They...

2913
02:52:25,360 --> 02:52:26,500
There was another...

2914
02:52:26,500 --> 02:52:27,940
Band that...

2915
02:52:27,940 --> 02:52:29,000
Were insect...

2916
02:52:29,000 --> 02:52:30,520
Alien and farm.

2917
02:52:30,660 --> 02:52:31,960
Fion Lynch knows...

2918
02:52:31,960 --> 02:52:33,340
Knows what I'm talking about.

2919
02:52:35,080 --> 02:52:35,640
Indeed.

2920
02:52:35,860 --> 02:52:36,160
Indeed.

2921
02:52:36,420 --> 02:52:36,660
Indeed.

2922
02:52:36,840 --> 02:52:37,140
Yes.

2923
02:52:37,660 --> 02:52:38,800
Everybody getting it now.

2924
02:52:38,880 --> 02:52:40,360
But it was Fion that...

2925
02:52:40,360 --> 02:52:43,040
That came in clutch with the alien and farm.

2926
02:52:43,760 --> 02:52:45,200
Before anybody else.

2927
02:52:46,880 --> 02:52:47,680
Well done.

2928
02:52:49,520 --> 02:52:50,640
Ice Age.

2929
02:52:52,080 --> 02:52:52,600
Now.

2930
02:52:52,840 --> 02:52:53,220
Food.

2931
02:52:53,580 --> 02:52:54,440
Tomato sauce.

2932
02:53:12,820 --> 02:53:14,760
It's getting really tense now actually.

2933
02:53:14,880 --> 02:53:17,440
We're inside some sort of beer fridge scenario.

2934
02:53:17,580 --> 02:53:19,820
I don't know if this is your man's kitchen or...

2935
02:53:22,460 --> 02:53:27,540
The Beatles.

2936
02:53:27,900 --> 02:53:30,660
Can't believe we actually didn't think of that one.

2937
02:53:32,040 --> 02:53:32,680
Good shout.

2938
02:53:32,760 --> 02:53:34,340
I don't think there are any other really.

2939
02:53:34,420 --> 02:53:35,280
The Bees maybe?

2940
02:53:35,400 --> 02:53:35,960
Were they a band?

2941
02:53:38,600 --> 02:53:40,180
The Bees were a band actually.

2942
02:53:40,260 --> 02:53:40,380
Yeah.

2943
02:53:42,440 --> 02:53:44,860
I think they were like some sort of fucking...

2944
02:53:44,860 --> 02:53:47,960
Neo-folk outfit from the...

2945
02:53:47,960 --> 02:53:48,600
Early...

2946
02:53:49,160 --> 02:53:49,600
2000s.

2947
02:53:52,240 --> 02:53:53,600
And they would have played...

2948
02:53:53,600 --> 02:53:56,780
Probably like middle class festivals in England.

2949
02:53:56,960 --> 02:53:58,000
Like the Big Chill.

2950
02:53:58,400 --> 02:53:58,600
Or...

2951
02:53:59,140 --> 02:54:00,960
Others that I never went to.

2952
02:54:06,960 --> 02:54:07,640
Adam Ant.

2953
02:54:12,840 --> 02:54:17,400
Having a fair old bit of trouble getting across this fucking stream of tomato sauce here.

2954
02:54:17,500 --> 02:54:20,000
I think we need to find another way around it.

2955
02:54:23,920 --> 02:54:25,180
Now we can't go on the glass.

2956
02:54:25,280 --> 02:54:25,880
That's a...

2957
02:54:25,880 --> 02:54:27,920
It's a real squeak-houser situation.

2958
02:54:27,920 --> 02:54:38,160
Shit.

2959
02:54:38,160 --> 02:54:38,200
Shit.

2960
02:54:56,600 --> 02:54:57,240
Making...

2961
02:54:57,240 --> 02:54:58,160
We're making ground.

2962
02:54:59,920 --> 02:55:01,540
Don't go to bed just yet.

2963
02:55:03,580 --> 02:55:06,200
Something crazy is about to happen I'd say.

2964
02:55:14,480 --> 02:55:16,160
Really making great ground here.

2965
02:55:17,360 --> 02:55:18,560
Very fast as well.

2966
02:55:18,560 --> 02:55:41,260
The music is very captivating as well.

2967
02:55:41,360 --> 02:55:42,380
I don't know if you can hear that.

2968
02:55:42,640 --> 02:55:43,880
I'll just crank that up a second.

2969
02:55:43,880 --> 02:55:43,940
I'll just crank that up a second.

2970
02:55:43,940 --> 02:55:51,320
Crowded Laos.

2971
02:56:06,320 --> 02:56:07,620
Cover of the...

2972
02:56:07,620 --> 02:56:10,700
The Offspring album had a roach on it.

2973
02:56:14,400 --> 02:56:15,860
Now we're hearing a cat.

2974
02:56:18,440 --> 02:56:20,120
At least I think it's a cat.

2975
02:56:22,280 --> 02:56:23,680
Nat King Cole.

2976
02:56:25,880 --> 02:56:26,420
I'm...

2977
02:56:26,420 --> 02:56:26,440
I'm...

2978
02:56:26,440 --> 02:56:28,680
I think I'm enjoying the...

2979
02:56:28,680 --> 02:56:29,680
Um...

2980
02:56:29,680 --> 02:56:33,680
The insect-based music...

2981
02:56:34,800 --> 02:56:35,100
Art...

2982
02:56:35,100 --> 02:56:38,680
Musical artist puns better than the actual musical...

2983
02:56:38,680 --> 02:56:41,700
Names of the artists that are insect-based.

2984
02:56:41,840 --> 02:56:42,820
I think the puns are better.

2985
02:56:42,920 --> 02:56:43,840
But I mean, that's...

2986
02:56:43,840 --> 02:56:44,800
That's just me.

2987
02:56:50,800 --> 02:56:53,260
A John Carpenter fucking video game.

2988
02:56:55,980 --> 02:56:57,660
A roach lost in time.

2989
02:57:00,340 --> 02:57:01,120
Hang on now.

2990
02:57:01,300 --> 02:57:03,340
You can't go around the sides of the...

2991
02:57:03,340 --> 02:57:04,200
You can't go up here.

2992
02:57:08,780 --> 02:57:10,340
Maybe you can use this...

2993
02:57:10,340 --> 02:57:11,620
Bug here to cross over.

2994
02:57:13,100 --> 02:57:13,500
No?

2995
02:57:13,500 --> 02:57:13,560
No?

2996
02:57:13,560 --> 02:57:14,060
No?

2997
02:57:38,060 --> 02:57:39,120
I'm not feeling this.

2998
02:57:39,220 --> 02:57:40,880
I don't know what's going on here with this one.

2999
02:57:41,240 --> 02:57:42,580
This particular zone.

3000
02:57:42,720 --> 02:57:43,280
It's...

3001
02:57:43,280 --> 02:57:45,020
I've not got a lot to go on.

3002
02:57:45,080 --> 02:57:45,840
Maybe onto this level.

3003
02:57:58,980 --> 02:58:01,780
I think going down the drain, it's just...

3004
02:58:01,780 --> 02:58:03,780
Gonna bring us back to that...

3005
02:58:04,380 --> 02:58:05,400
Or I could be wrong.

3006
02:58:05,680 --> 02:58:06,000
Like...

3007
02:58:06,000 --> 02:58:08,460
Did we not go down the drain in this room already?

3008
02:58:08,560 --> 02:58:09,780
Or was that in the other room?

3009
02:58:09,880 --> 02:58:11,120
That might have been in the bathroom.

3010
02:58:11,120 --> 02:58:11,520
Actually.

3011
02:58:12,700 --> 02:58:13,800
What about this thing?

3012
02:58:13,840 --> 02:58:14,280
Over here.

3013
02:58:14,440 --> 02:58:15,000
What is it?

3014
02:58:17,460 --> 02:58:18,340
What the fuck is that?

3015
02:58:19,740 --> 02:58:20,460
Is that...

3016
02:58:20,460 --> 02:58:21,280
Can we even do anything?

3017
02:58:21,340 --> 02:58:22,080
Doesn't do anything.

3018
02:58:22,580 --> 02:58:23,220
What about up here?

3019
02:58:23,280 --> 02:58:24,400
Can we crawl up here even?

3020
02:58:25,260 --> 02:58:26,240
Cat has me now.

3021
02:58:33,600 --> 02:58:34,140
Unbelievable.

3022
02:58:38,140 --> 02:58:39,480
The last time I saved.

3023
02:58:39,480 --> 02:58:42,000
The last time I saved.

3024
02:58:42,000 --> 02:58:43,040
I don't know where.

3025
02:58:43,040 --> 02:58:43,680
Or when.

3026
02:58:46,480 --> 02:58:48,760
But I'm pretty sure now that the...

3027
02:58:48,760 --> 02:58:51,340
We should have three tunnels open if we look.

3028
02:58:52,600 --> 02:58:53,320
There's one.

3029
02:58:55,400 --> 02:58:55,900
Two.

3030
02:58:55,900 --> 02:58:55,900
Two.

3031
02:58:55,900 --> 02:58:56,020
Three.

3032
02:58:56,020 --> 02:58:57,200
Three.

3033
02:58:57,200 --> 02:58:57,800
Great stuff.

3034
02:58:57,860 --> 02:58:58,240
So mean.

3035
02:58:59,060 --> 02:59:00,040
That third tunnel.

3036
02:59:00,180 --> 02:59:02,680
We've only got two more tunnels left to open.

3037
02:59:02,920 --> 02:59:05,020
Then with the game clocked.

3038
02:59:06,600 --> 02:59:07,380
Beg your pardon.

3039
02:59:07,460 --> 02:59:08,660
With three tunnels left to open.

3040
02:59:17,120 --> 02:59:17,480
Clear.

3041
02:59:17,620 --> 02:59:19,100
Does this bring us to the zone?

3042
02:59:20,720 --> 02:59:21,560
That we were just in.

3043
02:59:21,620 --> 02:59:22,060
It does.

3044
02:59:22,140 --> 02:59:22,680
Great stuff.

3045
02:59:23,260 --> 02:59:23,640
So.

3046
02:59:23,860 --> 02:59:26,080
We know that the cat is after us.

3047
02:59:26,240 --> 02:59:30,900
We need to make sure not to fucking alert him or ruffle that cat's feathers.

3048
02:59:32,380 --> 02:59:40,040
But we don't know exactly what it is we have to do in this particular zone.

3049
02:59:40,040 --> 03:00:03,180
And back to...

3050
03:00:03,180 --> 03:00:06,300
If we can find a way back up to the fridge with the can of tomato sauce.

3051
03:00:06,300 --> 03:00:07,300
Because I think that's...

3052
03:00:07,300 --> 03:00:09,780
That's what we're trying to get...

3053
03:00:09,780 --> 03:00:10,600
Get onto now.

3054
03:00:12,020 --> 03:00:14,040
I don't know what this area is here.

3055
03:00:14,260 --> 03:00:14,420
Alright.

3056
03:00:26,040 --> 03:00:26,600
Some...

3057
03:00:26,600 --> 03:00:29,080
Some trek for a little cockroach to make.

3058
03:00:29,140 --> 03:00:30,040
He must be wrecked.

3059
03:00:33,780 --> 03:00:34,180
Fridge.

3060
03:00:34,300 --> 03:00:35,140
Inside the fridge.

3061
03:00:35,300 --> 03:00:36,740
Inside the motor of the fridge maybe.

3062
03:00:38,660 --> 03:00:39,020
No.

3063
03:00:40,420 --> 03:00:41,620
Not letting us...

3064
03:00:41,620 --> 03:00:42,400
Not giving us...

3065
03:00:42,400 --> 03:00:45,260
Not giving us that option to go inside the motor of the fridge.

3066
03:00:51,260 --> 03:00:52,620
Follow this trail down here.

3067
03:01:00,140 --> 03:01:04,920
Do insects sleep? asks Shane O'Connor. Good question, I'm not sure.

3068
03:01:11,460 --> 03:01:17,500
I mean, like, do they need to recharge? They must do. Like, do all creatures sleep?

3069
03:01:19,320 --> 03:01:24,260
And while we're on the sleep note, isn't it amazing the way you just go to sleep?

3070
03:01:24,800 --> 03:01:28,140
And then you wake up and you feel refreshed.

3071
03:01:29,720 --> 03:01:34,780
Like, you're recharging the batteries. It's like putting yourself on charger.

3072
03:01:37,440 --> 03:01:40,780
But it's mad the way that happens, though. That you fall asleep.

3073
03:01:42,120 --> 03:01:43,480
And then that's good for you.

3074
03:01:45,820 --> 03:01:50,820
You know, sometimes it's the simple things that are staring at your face that are the most amazing.

3075
03:01:51,460 --> 03:01:54,860
And we made a clue here. Come on. Come on.

3076
03:01:56,860 --> 03:01:57,640
Go on.

3077
03:01:59,300 --> 03:02:02,020
What?

3078
03:02:04,400 --> 03:02:05,980
It's not, it's not happening.

3079
03:02:07,560 --> 03:02:08,840
It's fucking not happening.

3080
03:02:28,880 --> 03:02:32,960
Here we go, it's developing, Lucky. We found something.

3081
03:02:32,960 --> 03:02:34,960
*crickets*

3082
03:02:34,960 --> 03:02:36,960
*crickets*

3083
03:02:36,960 --> 03:03:04,800
*Electronic music*

3084
03:03:04,800 --> 03:03:22,800
Let's just have a little look at the food there and see what the situation is with that food. That might yield some sort of clue. All along that side there is where we were before. On the floor that is. You can't really go...

3085
03:03:22,800 --> 03:03:31,220
I mean we haven't had any premonitions the way the cockroach had premonitions in the last zone

3086
03:03:31,220 --> 03:03:37,360
which tell you exactly what to do or if we have had them I can't remember

3087
03:03:37,360 --> 03:03:45,380
what's the longest you've ever gone without sleep you or Tom have gone without sleep

3088
03:03:45,380 --> 03:03:50,700
probably like a day or two maybe or a day and a half

3089
03:03:50,700 --> 03:04:08,720
yeah I'd say a day and a half never two days in a row that would be nearly impossible for me anyway

3090
03:04:14,400 --> 03:04:19,140
thank you very much there it's sauce for the tip just trying to think where the fuck I'm meant to

3091
03:04:19,140 --> 03:04:27,420
go here I don't like butter and I'm not a fly whoever named me made a bad try when I'm not flying up too

3092
03:04:27,420 --> 03:04:34,980
high you might chase me when I flutter by what am I but I don't like butter and I'm not a fly

3093
03:04:34,980 --> 03:04:42,760
whoever named me made a bad try when I'm not flying up too high you might chase me when I flutter by

3094
03:04:42,760 --> 03:04:51,040
what am I a moth

3095
03:04:51,040 --> 03:04:51,040
a moth

3096
03:04:51,040 --> 03:04:53,040
a moth

3097
03:04:53,040 --> 03:05:09,040
a moth have you seen this child on the carton of milk there I don't think that's anything to do with the story

3098
03:05:09,040 --> 03:05:37,040
story. Let's go down this way. Oh sweet! Look at this! We've got a battle on our hands here. We've got a fucking...

3099
03:05:38,600 --> 03:06:08,160
enemy roach is this? No? Oh don't get...

3100
03:06:08,160 --> 03:06:13,000
Don't touch the honey or whatever the fucking sauce is there on the side.

3101
03:06:14,220 --> 03:06:15,700
It's very tense at the moment.

3102
03:06:17,120 --> 03:06:18,840
Could end up on our arses here.

3103
03:06:21,940 --> 03:06:22,640
Oh, fuck.

3104
03:06:23,220 --> 03:06:24,500
That's not a good way to be.

3105
03:06:25,100 --> 03:06:25,800
Go back down.

3106
03:06:26,460 --> 03:06:28,160
Jeez, he's good in reverse, isn't he?

3107
03:06:28,580 --> 03:06:29,440
Fast in reverse.

3108
03:06:32,880 --> 03:06:33,820
What's this then?

3109
03:06:33,880 --> 03:06:35,740
He can't go onto the ground here, no?

3110
03:06:37,020 --> 03:06:37,980
Go across there.

3111
03:06:37,980 --> 03:06:41,280
It's the Kuba 2017.

3112
03:06:41,600 --> 03:06:42,560
Thank you very much there.

3113
03:06:56,020 --> 03:06:57,200
It's a bad buzz.

3114
03:07:06,840 --> 03:07:11,240
Back at the purse roach says Jake.

3115
03:07:11,360 --> 03:07:13,360
Have you had experience playing this game, Jake?

3116
03:07:16,220 --> 03:07:17,500
What about this thing?

3117
03:07:17,580 --> 03:07:17,940
Here, look.

3118
03:07:20,460 --> 03:07:20,900
Wow.

3119
03:07:23,460 --> 03:07:24,020
Another...

3120
03:07:24,020 --> 03:07:26,080
A lake of fire, a stainless room.

3121
03:07:26,460 --> 03:07:29,300
I'll help you conspire to trigger the spoon.

3122
03:07:29,760 --> 03:07:32,580
A great metal grinder that teeth in the drain.

3123
03:07:33,040 --> 03:07:36,020
I'll help you to find her without any pain.

3124
03:07:39,300 --> 03:07:40,220
What does that mean?

3125
03:07:40,220 --> 03:07:40,220
What does that mean?

3126
03:07:40,220 --> 03:07:41,420
Sorry, I see that again.

3127
03:07:41,420 --> 03:07:42,880
Can we reverse and go onto that?

3128
03:07:42,960 --> 03:07:43,100
No?

3129
03:07:49,600 --> 03:07:51,080
I'm just going to go back on that again.

3130
03:07:51,080 --> 03:07:59,660
A lake of fire, a stainless room.

3131
03:07:59,660 --> 03:08:02,800
I'll help you conspire to trigger the spoon.

3132
03:08:02,800 --> 03:08:06,220
A great metal grinder that teeth in the drain.

3133
03:08:06,540 --> 03:08:09,540
I'll help you to find her without any pain.

3134
03:08:10,700 --> 03:08:12,120
Right, get to the sink.

3135
03:08:12,580 --> 03:08:13,560
Get to the fucking sink.

3136
03:08:13,660 --> 03:08:14,400
Get there now.

3137
03:08:18,100 --> 03:08:18,680
What I mean?

3138
03:08:18,820 --> 03:08:23,240
How are we meant to get to the sink if this is blocked off?

3139
03:08:23,320 --> 03:08:27,340
I reckon we fuck this off and try and find another way up to the sink.

3140
03:08:28,620 --> 03:08:32,300
This could be a waste of time, this little part we're in here.

3141
03:08:32,460 --> 03:08:33,200
Let's get on the floor.

3142
03:08:34,040 --> 03:08:38,500
Now, let's get down a few rows down, a few blocks down here.

3143
03:08:39,540 --> 03:08:44,260
Funny, in the world of a roach, a block would be like a tile.

3144
03:08:44,460 --> 03:08:51,900
Whereas, you know, if you're a human, you're in America or in New York, a few blocks is obviously a lot bigger, you know.

3145
03:08:53,480 --> 03:08:56,900
Interesting when you think about, when you're inside the mind of the roach,

3146
03:08:58,160 --> 03:08:59,840
things are a little bit different, aren't they?

3147
03:09:00,760 --> 03:09:03,600
Thank you very much there for the tip, Eddie.

3148
03:09:03,680 --> 03:09:07,040
Can you turn down the volume, game volume, and turn your voice volume up?

3149
03:09:07,220 --> 03:09:08,300
Okay, yeah, great stuff.

3150
03:09:08,660 --> 03:09:12,460
I think that's, sorry, apologies if the game audio was too loud there.

3151
03:09:12,460 --> 03:09:15,820
I think I was getting lost in the synth.

3152
03:09:15,980 --> 03:09:22,640
I thought the synth was class, but I can see how it could be annoying as well.

3153
03:09:27,700 --> 03:09:32,820
Am I going the right way or the wrong way here?

3154
03:09:32,820 --> 03:09:46,520
I'm definitely going some way, but I can't for the life of me think where a little inlet or a little hole or fucking tunnel would be for this creature, this cockroach.

3155
03:09:47,120 --> 03:09:48,020
But I'll tell you something.

3156
03:09:48,420 --> 03:09:51,460
It's given me a brand new appreciation of the cockroach.

3157
03:09:52,260 --> 03:09:53,840
One that I never had before.

3158
03:09:54,140 --> 03:09:55,260
I actually hated them.

3159
03:09:55,920 --> 03:09:56,620
Don't you believe.

3160
03:09:57,420 --> 03:09:59,620
I had hate in my heart for them.

3161
03:10:01,760 --> 03:10:03,140
I don't know where...

3162
03:10:03,140 --> 03:10:13,380
What about this, look?

3163
03:10:13,440 --> 03:10:14,000
What about this?

3164
03:10:14,060 --> 03:10:14,760
Climb up the mop.

3165
03:10:15,740 --> 03:10:16,960
It's all happening, lads.

3166
03:10:17,720 --> 03:10:18,980
Handly man, thanks for the tip.

3167
03:10:20,300 --> 03:10:21,160
Here we are.

3168
03:10:21,420 --> 03:10:22,000
Look at that.

3169
03:10:22,100 --> 03:10:22,380
Lovely.

3170
03:10:23,260 --> 03:10:23,740
Wide shot.

3171
03:10:23,840 --> 03:10:27,140
We can really get an idea of the locale and what we're dealing with.

3172
03:10:27,740 --> 03:10:28,960
The size of the roach.

3173
03:10:29,040 --> 03:10:30,400
Now, it's as if he's growing.

3174
03:10:31,300 --> 03:10:33,540
Throughout the course of the game, maybe he's getting bigger.

3175
03:10:34,860 --> 03:10:36,080
I'm not particularly too sure.

3176
03:10:36,180 --> 03:10:40,960
I didn't really take a fucking size check of the bastard when we started, but he's definitely...

3177
03:10:41,960 --> 03:10:44,240
A little bit bigger, maybe, than when he started.

3178
03:10:44,560 --> 03:10:48,160
It's gonna be all the food he's eating along the way, or...

3179
03:10:49,160 --> 03:10:54,020
Come on.

3180
03:10:55,320 --> 03:10:55,620
What?

3181
03:10:55,700 --> 03:10:57,080
I don't know what's going on here.

3182
03:11:02,800 --> 03:11:03,560
Lovely stuff.

3183
03:11:03,880 --> 03:11:04,860
Bit of chili here.

3184
03:11:04,940 --> 03:11:06,680
Hopefully he doesn't get spiced out of it.

3185
03:11:07,520 --> 03:11:10,300
Thank you very much there, Master Cylinder, for the tip.

3186
03:11:10,420 --> 03:11:13,440
Thank you for this glimpse into the dark side of the web.

3187
03:11:14,520 --> 03:11:14,940
It's...

3188
03:11:14,940 --> 03:11:15,660
It's actually...

3189
03:11:15,660 --> 03:11:16,800
I like the link...

3190
03:11:16,800 --> 03:11:17,540
The link-up.

3191
03:11:17,820 --> 03:11:19,600
The Abraham link-up play.

3192
03:11:20,360 --> 03:11:21,120
Between...

3193
03:11:21,120 --> 03:11:28,400
Discovering this game on Netcafe, and then just being able to just go straight into it.

3194
03:11:28,960 --> 03:11:30,480
The next day, like, you know.

3195
03:11:32,760 --> 03:11:40,260
We should really be glad to be alive at this time in the world's history where that's a possibility.

3196
03:11:40,260 --> 03:11:49,900
we need to get to the sink anyway and do something with the tap that's all i know

3197
03:12:01,160 --> 03:12:07,240
fucking mess i don't know which or how to get to the sink past this onion maybe yes

3198
03:12:07,240 --> 03:12:17,960
it's a shithole isn't it

3199
03:12:19,020 --> 03:12:23,080
cross the knife here

3200
03:12:23,080 --> 03:12:33,760
wow we're really getting closer to the belly of the beast this is the cooker where's the sink i think i

3201
03:12:33,760 --> 03:12:39,040
might have gone past the sink we'll go over this rasher here there's some bacon strips back to the

3202
03:12:39,040 --> 03:12:42,000
some brilliant music again some great

3203
03:12:42,000 --> 03:12:44,640
synth

3204
03:12:44,640 --> 03:12:54,320
just look at those lovely succulent strips of bacon there rasher tastic

3205
03:12:54,320 --> 03:13:11,600
i think we go back you know it seems a waste of time being on this uh this hob i think that's a waste of time being on that hob i think we need to

3206
03:13:11,600 --> 03:13:16,880
start looking for the sink back where we came

3207
03:13:16,880 --> 03:13:27,760
thick shit more bag butts and fucking like dentures

3208
03:13:27,760 --> 03:13:33,760
inspector gadget thank you very much there for the tip

3209
03:13:33,760 --> 03:13:45,040
getting on that your gadgets have been well and truly inspected maybe over here maybe the sink was

3210
03:13:45,040 --> 03:13:47,040
no

3211
03:13:47,040 --> 03:13:47,400
No?

3212
03:13:56,940 --> 03:13:59,420
They really packed a lot into the game, in fairness.

3213
03:13:59,520 --> 03:14:03,620
They did a great job with a concept which, quite frankly,

3214
03:14:04,900 --> 03:14:08,720
on first hearing about it, was laughable, I thought.

3215
03:14:09,580 --> 03:14:13,140
But now, who's laughing now? That's the thing. Not me.

3216
03:14:15,560 --> 03:14:19,060
And we're getting closer to the sink. I believe this is the sink here.

3217
03:14:25,940 --> 03:14:29,280
And the fucking fish is still alive, look.

3218
03:14:31,320 --> 03:14:32,900
Krusty whore, thank you very much.

3219
03:14:43,120 --> 03:14:44,560
That's the sink there, look.

3220
03:14:44,560 --> 03:14:47,280
I have to do something with the tap now.

3221
03:14:48,140 --> 03:14:48,840
Let's tap here.

3222
03:14:49,940 --> 03:14:50,300
Okay.

3223
03:14:52,100 --> 03:14:53,320
Now, it's getting tense.

3224
03:14:54,260 --> 03:14:57,680
Sorry about the volume level. I'll turn that down just in case it's fucking annoying.

3225
03:14:57,900 --> 03:14:59,960
Anguish Panda, thank you very much for the tip.

3226
03:15:00,480 --> 03:15:05,000
Look at this. Now, things are about to take shape here.

3227
03:15:05,080 --> 03:15:07,760
A little bit of pace has been injected into the proceedings.

3228
03:15:08,560 --> 03:15:15,600
It seems as though we have to do something or other with the sinkhole, but we don't want to fucking fall down it.

3229
03:15:16,240 --> 03:15:17,360
You know how that ends.

3230
03:15:17,360 --> 03:15:26,840
Gumball boss fight.

3231
03:15:27,720 --> 03:15:29,060
What is gumball?

3232
03:15:40,740 --> 03:15:42,160
Walk up the spoon.

3233
03:15:42,160 --> 03:15:48,320
It's a stew.

3234
03:15:50,060 --> 03:15:51,180
Stew or chaffee?

3235
03:15:53,280 --> 03:15:54,920
Lovely bowl of gumbo.

3236
03:15:58,360 --> 03:16:01,000
It's soul food, so there's chicken in it, is there?

3237
03:16:02,700 --> 03:16:06,380
Or is it a fish? Is it a seafood dish?

3238
03:16:07,180 --> 03:16:08,500
Seafood stew.

3239
03:16:08,500 --> 03:16:13,020
What about this climbing on the spoon here?

3240
03:16:13,120 --> 03:16:14,860
Doing a bit of a fucking dance on the spoon.

3241
03:16:15,000 --> 03:16:16,720
Does that start anything?

3242
03:16:26,900 --> 03:16:28,340
It's Cajun food.

3243
03:16:29,300 --> 03:16:32,620
So it's a New Orleans dish.

3244
03:16:32,620 --> 03:16:43,180
Right. I don't know what I'm doing here, lads.

3245
03:16:43,220 --> 03:16:44,880
I'm kind of fucking up against it here.

3246
03:16:44,940 --> 03:16:46,040
I don't know what the story is.

3247
03:16:46,160 --> 03:16:53,320
I start to climb the tap, but I recall there being something to do with the tap.

3248
03:16:58,120 --> 03:16:59,880
Here we go. I'm on the tap.

3249
03:17:00,080 --> 03:17:01,340
Well and truly on the tap.

3250
03:17:01,600 --> 03:17:06,100
There's never been a moment like this.

3251
03:17:10,820 --> 03:17:12,040
But what do we do?

3252
03:17:12,080 --> 03:17:13,540
I'm going to save it just in case.

3253
03:17:13,700 --> 03:17:15,000
I don't want to fall off the fucking thing.

3254
03:17:15,100 --> 03:17:16,040
It'd be just my luck now.

3255
03:17:16,140 --> 03:17:19,480
Fall off the tap into the incinerator or whatever it is.

3256
03:17:19,680 --> 03:17:30,440
You know the way Americans have a fucking sink that is like a spinning blade in it that fucking...

3257
03:17:30,440 --> 03:17:33,640
I don't know what they call it anyway, but I mean...

3258
03:17:33,640 --> 03:17:36,080
Is that a garbage disposal?

3259
03:17:38,260 --> 03:17:39,720
And they say waste disposal.

3260
03:17:39,720 --> 03:17:40,600
Is that...

3261
03:17:40,600 --> 03:17:41,720
So does waste...

3262
03:17:42,600 --> 03:17:45,720
Food go down the same drain as the fucking...

3263
03:17:45,720 --> 03:17:47,320
The water...

3264
03:17:47,320 --> 03:17:48,720
The dish water as well or...

3265
03:17:50,720 --> 03:17:54,000
I would like to know before we continue here.

3266
03:17:54,080 --> 03:17:56,480
Because it's always kind of confused me there.

3267
03:17:56,600 --> 03:17:57,140
And it's...

3268
03:17:57,140 --> 03:17:59,620
Is that an old thing now that has been phased out?

3269
03:17:59,720 --> 03:18:00,720
You know the way...

3270
03:18:00,720 --> 03:18:02,780
That sounds kind of shit for the environment.

3271
03:18:02,860 --> 03:18:04,820
Because people would be putting all sorts of shite down there.

3272
03:18:05,160 --> 03:18:06,220
Or is that still a thing?

3273
03:18:07,220 --> 03:18:09,220
Like how do American sewers...

3274
03:18:10,820 --> 03:18:13,480
Cope with the influx of fucking...

3275
03:18:13,480 --> 03:18:16,620
All this other stuff as well as water and whatnot.

3276
03:18:17,040 --> 03:18:18,080
People still have them.

3277
03:18:20,540 --> 03:18:21,420
Still have them.

3278
03:18:23,660 --> 03:18:24,560
Completely normal.

3279
03:18:25,820 --> 03:18:26,660
So it's just...

3280
03:18:26,660 --> 03:18:27,920
Don't put wet wipes down it.

3281
03:18:27,960 --> 03:18:30,060
Don't put paper or fucking rubbish.

3282
03:18:31,380 --> 03:18:33,060
Just put waste food, is it?

3283
03:18:33,060 --> 03:18:38,660
And...

3284
03:18:38,660 --> 03:18:39,280
I'm...

3285
03:18:39,280 --> 03:18:41,380
I'm sure I've seen in some film or...

3286
03:18:42,380 --> 03:18:43,380
A TV show...

3287
03:18:44,520 --> 03:18:45,380
Somebody putting someone...

3288
03:18:46,100 --> 03:18:47,560
Grabbing someone's arm...

3289
03:18:47,560 --> 03:18:50,240
And putting their hand into the waste disposal...

3290
03:18:50,240 --> 03:18:51,380
Or the garbage disposal...

3291
03:18:51,380 --> 03:18:52,140
And then...

3292
03:18:52,140 --> 03:18:53,420
Their hand came off.

3293
03:18:54,280 --> 03:18:54,820
Is that...

3294
03:18:54,820 --> 03:18:55,580
Is that doable?

3295
03:18:55,720 --> 03:18:56,000
Is it?

3296
03:19:02,240 --> 03:19:03,260
Yeah, it is.

3297
03:19:03,340 --> 03:19:03,960
Nasty stuff.

3298
03:19:05,000 --> 03:19:05,880
Out with Sopranos.

3299
03:19:05,940 --> 03:19:06,140
Yeah.

3300
03:19:10,420 --> 03:19:11,220
They never...

3301
03:19:11,220 --> 03:19:12,840
They never don't have their hands in there.

3302
03:19:16,060 --> 03:19:17,020
It is doable.

3303
03:19:20,240 --> 03:19:20,900
Strange thing.

3304
03:19:21,000 --> 03:19:22,180
How come that isn't...

3305
03:19:22,180 --> 03:19:22,660
Over here?

3306
03:19:22,740 --> 03:19:23,780
How come that's just in America?

3307
03:19:23,780 --> 03:19:23,780
Like...

3308
03:19:23,780 --> 03:19:27,500
Save the game.

3309
03:19:31,500 --> 03:19:31,900
Yeah.

3310
03:19:32,000 --> 03:19:32,800
We'll replace that.

3311
03:19:33,300 --> 03:19:34,100
And we'll resume.

3312
03:19:37,800 --> 03:19:38,240
Right.

3313
03:19:40,840 --> 03:19:42,380
Hold on to your seats, guys.

3314
03:19:42,480 --> 03:19:44,620
We've reached the apex of the tap.

3315
03:19:45,060 --> 03:19:47,540
And it seems there is nowhere else for this roach to go...

3316
03:19:47,540 --> 03:19:48,260
Other than...

3317
03:19:48,260 --> 03:19:49,100
Underneath the tap...

3318
03:19:49,100 --> 03:19:49,980
And up the tap...

3319
03:19:49,980 --> 03:19:51,440
And inside the drain...

3320
03:19:51,440 --> 03:19:51,960
Of the tap.

3321
03:19:52,520 --> 03:19:52,960
Maybe.

3322
03:19:54,320 --> 03:19:54,760
Possibly.

3323
03:19:54,840 --> 03:19:54,960
No.

3324
03:19:57,300 --> 03:19:59,100
Not giving me the option to...

3325
03:19:59,100 --> 03:20:01,600
To get inside the tap...

3326
03:20:01,600 --> 03:20:03,100
Which is very, very...

3327
03:20:03,100 --> 03:20:04,360
Unfortunate.

3328
03:20:04,560 --> 03:20:05,100
Very anticlimactic.

3329
03:20:05,980 --> 03:20:06,540
I was about...

3330
03:20:06,540 --> 03:20:08,520
I thought something big was about to happen there.

3331
03:20:09,120 --> 03:20:10,280
It obviously is not.

3332
03:20:11,900 --> 03:20:12,780
It's not happening.

3333
03:20:13,700 --> 03:20:14,780
Can you jump off?

3334
03:20:16,360 --> 03:20:17,400
There is no...

3335
03:20:17,400 --> 03:20:18,360
I mean, I don't...

3336
03:20:18,360 --> 03:20:20,420
I don't know of any jump button.

3337
03:20:23,220 --> 03:20:24,680
There is no jump button.

3338
03:20:26,220 --> 03:20:27,900
Turn the tap on...

3339
03:20:27,900 --> 03:20:28,820
To push the spoon...

3340
03:20:29,920 --> 03:20:30,660
Down the drain.

3341
03:20:30,720 --> 03:20:31,820
So how do we turn on...

3342
03:20:32,980 --> 03:20:33,480
The tap?

3343
03:20:33,540 --> 03:20:34,320
That's all I want to know.

3344
03:20:34,340 --> 03:20:35,300
How do we turn that on?

3345
03:20:41,020 --> 03:20:42,020
Johnny Taco.

3346
03:20:42,180 --> 03:20:43,240
Thank you very much...

3347
03:20:43,240 --> 03:20:45,460
For your kind, heart and generous taco.

3348
03:20:46,680 --> 03:20:47,860
Piece of taco there.

3349
03:20:47,860 --> 03:21:01,080
For fuck's sake.

3350
03:21:04,360 --> 03:21:05,040
I'm here.

3351
03:21:05,160 --> 03:21:06,320
I'm doing the business, am I?

3352
03:21:06,380 --> 03:21:07,360
I'm doing the fucking business.

3353
03:21:07,360 --> 03:21:08,580
I'm moving around on the tap.

3354
03:21:08,640 --> 03:21:09,840
What more do they want me to do?

3355
03:21:10,080 --> 03:21:10,380
Like, I've...

3356
03:21:11,460 --> 03:21:12,380
Spent...

3357
03:21:12,380 --> 03:21:13,800
A good 20 minutes...

3358
03:21:13,800 --> 03:21:15,060
Trying to get to this position...

3359
03:21:15,060 --> 03:21:16,100
And now they're fucking...

3360
03:21:16,100 --> 03:21:17,380
Telling me it's not on, you know?

3361
03:21:17,380 --> 03:21:21,580
The fish.

3362
03:21:21,700 --> 03:21:22,900
Does the fish...

3363
03:21:22,900 --> 03:21:24,540
Have anything to do with this?

3364
03:21:25,340 --> 03:21:26,660
If I talk to the fish...

3365
03:21:26,660 --> 03:21:27,800
You're saying talk to the fish...

3366
03:21:27,800 --> 03:21:28,980
But I mean...

3367
03:21:28,980 --> 03:21:30,060
From what I can gather...

3368
03:21:30,060 --> 03:21:31,140
That fish is still alive...

3369
03:21:31,140 --> 03:21:32,300
It's probably just gonna eat me, is it?

3370
03:21:34,920 --> 03:21:36,040
A good man fish.

3371
03:21:38,040 --> 03:21:39,600
Too late for us a savior...

3372
03:21:39,600 --> 03:21:41,600
Our lives are at an end...

3373
03:21:42,360 --> 03:21:44,600
But continue your behavior...

3374
03:21:44,600 --> 03:21:46,600
With another hapless friend...

3375
03:21:47,320 --> 03:21:49,660
Fire bars your entry...

3376
03:21:49,660 --> 03:21:51,600
It will not let you pass...

3377
03:21:52,380 --> 03:21:54,600
Save the crippled century...

3378
03:21:54,600 --> 03:21:57,600
Breathe the noxious gas...

3379
03:21:58,360 --> 03:22:00,560
Save the crippled century...

3380
03:22:00,560 --> 03:22:01,760
Breathe the noxious gas...

3381
03:22:01,760 --> 03:22:02,720
Sorry, I'm just gonna go back...

3382
03:22:02,720 --> 03:22:03,880
And we need to hear that again...

3383
03:22:05,320 --> 03:22:09,720
I was captivated by the fish...

3384
03:22:09,720 --> 03:22:11,000
Too late for us a savior...

3385
03:22:11,000 --> 03:22:12,880
Our lives are at an end...

3386
03:22:12,880 --> 03:22:13,440
Right...

3387
03:22:13,440 --> 03:22:15,460
But continue your behavior...

3388
03:22:15,460 --> 03:22:17,400
With another hapless friend...

3389
03:22:17,400 --> 03:22:18,080
Right...

3390
03:22:18,080 --> 03:22:20,240
Fire bars your entry...

3391
03:22:20,240 --> 03:22:20,660
Okay...

3392
03:22:20,660 --> 03:22:22,620
It will not let you pass...

3393
03:22:22,620 --> 03:22:23,320
Right, the hub...

3394
03:22:23,320 --> 03:22:26,020
Save the crippled century...

3395
03:22:26,020 --> 03:22:28,600
Breathe the noxious gas...

3396
03:22:28,600 --> 03:22:29,860
So we need to turn...

3397
03:22:29,860 --> 03:22:31,020
The fucking gas on...

3398
03:22:34,980 --> 03:22:35,800
Heh...

3399
03:22:35,800 --> 03:22:39,020
Nine dollars a pound...

3400
03:22:39,020 --> 03:22:42,460
So we have to go back to the...

3401
03:22:42,460 --> 03:22:43,020
The cooker...

3402
03:22:43,020 --> 03:22:47,020
Oh, not this fucking fish again...

3403
03:22:48,740 --> 03:22:50,020
Too late for us a savior...

3404
03:22:51,040 --> 03:22:53,240
Our lives are at an end...

3405
03:22:53,240 --> 03:22:55,460
But continue your behavior...

3406
03:22:55,460 --> 03:22:57,020
With another hapless friend...

3407
03:22:58,080 --> 03:22:58,900
Sorry, that's burp...

3408
03:22:58,900 --> 03:22:59,520
Sorry about that...

3409
03:22:59,520 --> 03:23:00,020
Fire bars your entry...

3410
03:23:00,020 --> 03:23:00,020
Fire bars your entry...

3411
03:23:00,020 --> 03:23:00,020
Fire bars your entry...

3412
03:23:00,020 --> 03:23:00,020
Fire bars your entry...

3413
03:23:00,020 --> 03:23:00,540
Fire bars your entry...

3414
03:23:00,540 --> 03:23:00,560
Fire bars your entry...

3415
03:23:00,560 --> 03:23:00,580
Fire bars your entry...

3416
03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:00,580
Fire bars your entry...

3417
03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:00,580
Fire bars your entry...

3418
03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:00,580
Fire bars your entry...

3419
03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:00,580
Fire bars your entry...

3420
03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:00,580
Fire bars your entry...

3421
03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:00,580
Fire bars your entry...

3422
03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:00,580
Fire bars your entry...

3423
03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:00,580
Fire bars your entry...

3424
03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:00,580
Fire bars your entry...

3425
03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:00,580
Fire bars your entry...

3426
03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:00,580
Fire bars your entry...

3427
03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:00,580
Fire bars your entry...

3428
03:23:00,580 --> 03:23:01,580
Fire bars your entry...

3429
03:23:01,580 --> 03:23:02,580
Fire bars your entry...

3430
03:23:02,580 --> 03:23:03,580
Save the crippled century...

3431
03:23:03,580 --> 03:23:08,280
Save the crippled sentry. Breathe the magic gas.

3432
03:23:10,640 --> 03:23:19,480
Go out and buy a Billy Bass. Big mouth Billy Bass. Hang it on your wall. Press the red button.

3433
03:23:24,360 --> 03:23:29,380
What's Tommy's thoughts on the game so far? Darren, I'm afraid he has not made himself available.

3434
03:23:31,320 --> 03:23:32,200
So far.

3435
03:23:32,200 --> 03:23:38,360
I don't want to get your hopes up or anything, but I mean, he's just not available just yet.

3436
03:23:40,940 --> 03:23:45,800
But I doubt he would be impressed, to be honest. This isn't his kind of bag, Roach.

3437
03:23:45,900 --> 03:23:49,560
He's more of a coach man himself, as somebody said earlier on.

3438
03:23:52,500 --> 03:23:54,900
Now, something to do with the gas here, huh?

3439
03:23:55,980 --> 03:24:04,620
Go up. We never went north when we got off this fucking knife here. We never went north.

3440
03:24:05,560 --> 03:24:09,420
We can't get off the knife. That's the thing. We have to go down the bacon slice.

3441
03:24:10,540 --> 03:24:13,340
And then go around, maybe? Yeah? Yeah?

3442
03:24:14,780 --> 03:24:21,640
Why not? Why not? Then we can find some sort of gas set up here.

3443
03:24:33,520 --> 03:24:39,220
The gas switches would be on the front of the fucking thing, so we maybe move closer.

3444
03:24:39,320 --> 03:24:42,080
And there's the fire that she said we wouldn't be able to pass.

3445
03:24:42,960 --> 03:24:47,720
But look, it's about fucking moving these switches around.

3446
03:24:48,020 --> 03:24:49,940
Using the cockroach to move these switches, eh?

3447
03:24:50,740 --> 03:24:51,000
No?

3448
03:24:52,960 --> 03:24:54,020
He's not doing anything.

3449
03:24:55,720 --> 03:24:57,120
He's not doing anything for us.

3450
03:25:02,080 --> 03:25:04,940
There's... Look, there's something we can get inside there. Look.

3451
03:25:07,940 --> 03:25:10,760
We've got to use that bottle cap to cross over the sauce.

3452
03:25:12,540 --> 03:25:14,680
I think we have to go inside here.

3453
03:25:15,220 --> 03:25:16,560
Don't get fucking stung.

3454
03:25:18,320 --> 03:25:18,720
No?

3455
03:25:20,880 --> 03:25:22,900
This is very tense at the moment now.

3456
03:25:23,040 --> 03:25:23,720
We've never...

3457
03:25:23,720 --> 03:25:25,720
We've never...

3458
03:25:25,720 --> 03:25:28,160
...gotten this far with this bug here.

3459
03:25:29,300 --> 03:25:30,300
Doesn't seem to be...

3460
03:25:30,300 --> 03:25:32,140
...happening for us there.

3461
03:25:32,880 --> 03:25:34,120
Or around the pan, maybe.

3462
03:25:36,540 --> 03:25:38,020
Back up and around the pan.

3463
03:25:52,080 --> 03:25:52,640
Fucking hell.

3464
03:25:52,980 --> 03:25:54,060
Bit of a splodge there.

3465
03:25:54,160 --> 03:25:55,200
We're on the right track, anyway.

3466
03:25:55,320 --> 03:25:56,660
Look, now we do what we've...

3467
03:25:56,660 --> 03:25:58,240
...what we learned in the beginning.

3468
03:25:58,240 --> 03:26:01,320
We use that bottle cap...

3469
03:26:01,320 --> 03:26:03,040
...as a bridge over the sauce.

3470
03:26:04,260 --> 03:26:05,000
That's perfect.

3471
03:26:06,420 --> 03:26:08,760
That's some great bottle cap work there...

3472
03:26:08,760 --> 03:26:09,400
...by the roach.

3473
03:26:09,960 --> 03:26:10,360
Meister.

3474
03:26:10,660 --> 03:26:11,380
General himself.

3475
03:26:11,540 --> 03:26:12,240
And then inside...

3476
03:26:13,960 --> 03:26:15,340
...this little hole in here.

3477
03:26:15,760 --> 03:26:17,300
Let's bring us to another set of pipes.

3478
03:26:21,100 --> 03:26:22,680
Schlug on the window.

3479
03:26:22,820 --> 03:26:24,240
Thank you very much for the tip there.

3480
03:26:24,320 --> 03:26:24,940
Very kind of you.

3481
03:26:25,880 --> 03:26:27,140
What about this here?

3482
03:26:28,920 --> 03:26:32,080
What's this? Oh, we put that over there, do we?

3483
03:26:48,000 --> 03:26:50,060
I don't know what I'm doing here with this thing.

3484
03:26:50,060 --> 03:26:58,060
I'm trying to close the gap with it, yeah, but I mean...

3485
03:26:59,320 --> 03:27:01,840
Every time I push it, it's...

3486
03:27:01,840 --> 03:27:04,180
He's crawling onto it, I want him to push the fucking thing.

3487
03:27:05,960 --> 03:27:06,760
Oh, here we go.

3488
03:27:07,320 --> 03:27:10,060
It's one of those, it moves in a circular...

3489
03:27:10,700 --> 03:27:11,760
Brilliant stuff.

3490
03:27:13,120 --> 03:27:15,040
Some brilliant bit of roach work there.

3491
03:27:15,500 --> 03:27:17,100
Pilot safe, patent pending.

3492
03:27:18,440 --> 03:27:22,600
That's turned off that gas, now we can move at pace, I think.

3493
03:27:23,900 --> 03:27:24,360
No?

3494
03:27:25,540 --> 03:27:26,160
Maybe down here?

3495
03:27:29,160 --> 03:27:30,500
What's the point of this, you know?

3496
03:27:30,780 --> 03:27:31,700
What's the point of this?

3497
03:27:33,960 --> 03:27:35,700
Maybe back up to the...

3498
03:27:35,700 --> 03:27:37,340
To the top of the oven.

3499
03:27:45,440 --> 03:27:46,740
Maybe back up to the...

3500
03:27:46,740 --> 03:27:47,280
Into...

3501
03:27:47,280 --> 03:27:47,880
Onto the...

3502
03:27:47,880 --> 03:27:48,460
The griddle.

3503
03:27:48,760 --> 03:27:49,400
Or the hob.

3504
03:27:49,480 --> 03:27:49,980
The eddy hob.

3505
03:27:50,100 --> 03:27:50,860
Oh, look at this.

3506
03:27:50,900 --> 03:27:52,340
Now we're inside the fucking heat.

3507
03:27:52,600 --> 03:27:53,160
The...

3508
03:27:53,160 --> 03:27:56,420
Thermometer, or whatever the fuck you call that.

3509
03:27:57,940 --> 03:27:58,660
The clock.

3510
03:27:59,620 --> 03:28:00,380
I don't know what this is.

3511
03:28:00,900 --> 03:28:01,560
I thought it was a...

3512
03:28:01,560 --> 03:28:03,600
A temperature gauge for the oven,

3513
03:28:03,680 --> 03:28:05,440
but it seems to be some kind of...

3514
03:28:05,440 --> 03:28:06,000
Timer.

3515
03:28:06,960 --> 03:28:08,200
I don't know what we're doing in here.

3516
03:28:08,320 --> 03:28:10,940
Is there any reason for us to be in here at all?

3517
03:28:11,020 --> 03:28:13,160
I'm crawling around, looking for something to do.

3518
03:28:13,240 --> 03:28:13,680
There's nothing.

3519
03:28:13,800 --> 03:28:14,620
It's not giving me anything.

3520
03:28:21,620 --> 03:28:23,480
Seems to be softlocked.

3521
03:28:23,520 --> 03:28:25,120
I'm softlocked in...

3522
03:28:26,120 --> 03:28:27,380
Inside the clock.

3523
03:28:28,640 --> 03:28:29,780
On the oven.

3524
03:28:29,780 --> 03:28:31,780
Back...

3525
03:28:31,780 --> 03:28:58,680
Back out to the oven.

3526
03:28:58,680 --> 03:29:00,760
Back out to the main event up here.

3527
03:29:01,000 --> 03:29:01,680
Where there was...

3528
03:29:02,400 --> 03:29:04,160
Fire and gas and all that sort of business.

3529
03:29:05,100 --> 03:29:07,020
The music's going 90 again.

3530
03:29:07,420 --> 03:29:08,060
It's definitely...

3531
03:29:08,060 --> 03:29:09,680
We're definitely on the right...

3532
03:29:09,680 --> 03:29:10,640
Thread here.

3533
03:29:10,720 --> 03:29:11,680
We're pulling on the right threads.

3534
03:29:19,000 --> 03:29:19,860
Although that's...

3535
03:29:19,860 --> 03:29:20,260
That's...

3536
03:29:20,260 --> 03:29:22,680
That's one splod you're not going to be able to get across.

3537
03:29:22,800 --> 03:29:23,180
That's...

3538
03:29:23,180 --> 03:29:24,680
That's a hard...

3539
03:29:25,220 --> 03:29:26,520
To traverse splod.

3540
03:29:26,620 --> 03:29:27,740
What about this down here?

3541
03:29:27,800 --> 03:29:27,920
Look.

3542
03:29:27,920 --> 03:29:43,120
I don't understand.

3543
03:29:43,600 --> 03:29:45,620
I really don't understand what's going on.

3544
03:29:45,840 --> 03:29:47,180
Or where I meant to be going here.

3545
03:29:51,180 --> 03:29:53,180
We've been attacked here by fucking...

3546
03:29:54,640 --> 03:29:55,980
Pitchy people in the chat there.

3547
03:30:04,600 --> 03:30:05,780
Up to the right.

3548
03:30:13,780 --> 03:30:17,320
So you're an ant.

3549
03:30:17,320 --> 03:30:18,360
Thank you very much there.

3550
03:30:18,360 --> 03:30:19,500
Maybe over here.

3551
03:30:19,600 --> 03:30:20,400
Under this pot.

3552
03:30:25,280 --> 03:30:25,800
Oh.

3553
03:30:26,160 --> 03:30:28,460
My head is fucking roached out of it.

3554
03:30:28,460 --> 03:30:29,020
To be honest.

3555
03:30:33,020 --> 03:30:45,160
Try and enter the other gauge inside the cooker.

3556
03:30:45,160 --> 03:30:46,280
Flat out farming.

3557
03:30:47,640 --> 03:30:49,080
Try and enter the other gauge.

3558
03:30:49,140 --> 03:30:49,280
Sorry.

3559
03:30:49,340 --> 03:30:50,720
I'm trying to...

3560
03:30:50,720 --> 03:30:52,900
Compute eyes what you've just said there.

3561
03:30:53,360 --> 03:30:54,900
Trying to run that through my brain.

3562
03:30:56,180 --> 03:30:57,320
The other gauge.

3563
03:30:57,480 --> 03:30:58,420
Inside the cooker.

3564
03:30:58,560 --> 03:30:59,240
Where's that though?

3565
03:31:00,700 --> 03:31:01,680
Flat out farming.

3566
03:31:07,240 --> 03:31:08,280
The hole in the bottom.

3567
03:31:08,520 --> 03:31:09,480
Was there a hole over here?

3568
03:31:10,100 --> 03:31:10,700
We go down the...

3569
03:31:11,460 --> 03:31:12,800
We go up the bacon.

3570
03:31:13,960 --> 03:31:14,860
Down the knife.

3571
03:31:20,860 --> 03:31:21,520
In here?

3572
03:31:21,980 --> 03:31:22,360
No?

3573
03:31:23,200 --> 03:31:23,920
Waste time.

3574
03:31:41,520 --> 03:31:43,360
There was a spindle with an opening.

3575
03:31:43,620 --> 03:31:43,980
Our kid.

3576
03:31:44,060 --> 03:31:44,740
Where...

3577
03:31:44,740 --> 03:31:50,660
We can't go down here.

3578
03:31:50,760 --> 03:31:51,780
There's gumbo there.

3579
03:31:51,860 --> 03:31:52,960
We can't cross the gumbo.

3580
03:31:53,040 --> 03:31:53,740
You need to...

3581
03:31:57,740 --> 03:32:06,600
I think you're giving me the fucking run around here, let's...

3582
03:32:06,600 --> 03:32:08,480
Somebody's giving me the run around there.

3583
03:32:11,060 --> 03:32:14,060
Who was it there that said...

3584
03:32:18,780 --> 03:32:19,560
Just got this.

3585
03:32:19,680 --> 03:32:20,180
Must be again.

3586
03:32:20,400 --> 03:32:20,480
All right.

3587
03:32:20,880 --> 03:32:21,220
Let's see.

3588
03:32:21,500 --> 03:32:21,780
Run.

3589
03:32:23,640 --> 03:32:25,760
Try and enter the other gauge inside the cooker.

3590
03:32:25,920 --> 03:32:26,340
I think...

3591
03:32:26,340 --> 03:32:27,320
Are you giving me the run around?

3592
03:32:27,420 --> 03:32:27,600
Are you?

3593
03:32:28,220 --> 03:32:29,500
There was a missing knob.

3594
03:32:29,840 --> 03:32:30,000
Yeah.

3595
03:32:30,020 --> 03:32:31,580
We were in there already, our kid.

3596
03:32:31,820 --> 03:32:32,020
Murray.

3597
03:32:32,260 --> 03:32:33,420
We were in there already.

3598
03:32:33,980 --> 03:32:40,700
Inside that.

3599
03:32:40,780 --> 03:32:41,640
Is that what you're on about?

3600
03:32:41,740 --> 03:32:42,720
We were in there already, man.

3601
03:32:42,760 --> 03:32:43,360
There's no way...

3602
03:32:43,360 --> 03:32:44,840
There's nothing going inside there.

3603
03:32:45,180 --> 03:32:47,880
The real business seems to be, I thought, in here.

3604
03:32:58,760 --> 03:33:04,180
Let's go back inside the thing and see if there's anything we can...

3605
03:33:04,180 --> 03:33:05,140
Anything we missed.

3606
03:33:05,480 --> 03:33:07,460
But I'm trying to think now, how the fuck did I get in there?

3607
03:33:07,460 --> 03:33:07,660
Because...

3608
03:33:09,440 --> 03:33:11,440
Oh yeah, right.

3609
03:33:11,560 --> 03:33:12,840
Okay, I see, I see, I see.

3610
03:33:13,420 --> 03:33:14,540
I see, I see.

3611
03:33:14,540 --> 03:33:14,580
Okay.

3612
03:33:28,180 --> 03:33:32,980
There's another pipe that I didn't traverse.

3613
03:33:34,420 --> 03:33:36,280
Head south down the middle pipe.

3614
03:33:38,240 --> 03:33:40,520
Head south down the middle pipe.

3615
03:33:43,740 --> 03:33:48,040
So down south here, turn around, down the middle pipe.

3616
03:33:48,180 --> 03:33:49,660
You can't, you can't do it, so we have to go over.

3617
03:33:50,440 --> 03:33:50,960
Hang on.

3618
03:33:51,340 --> 03:33:52,560
Look, we did something here.

3619
03:33:53,100 --> 03:33:55,320
That turned off the fire and flames there.

3620
03:33:55,920 --> 03:33:57,640
It's not letting me cross there though.

3621
03:33:57,840 --> 03:34:03,580
I mean, you'd imagine that when you turn off the flames, you'd be able to traverse that pipe.

3622
03:34:03,880 --> 03:34:05,060
Not letting you do that.

3623
03:34:12,000 --> 03:34:13,960
Now we're back inside this fucking thing.

3624
03:34:21,040 --> 03:34:22,560
There's gotta be something in...

3625
03:34:22,560 --> 03:34:24,800
There's gotta be something in this clock here.

3626
03:34:27,640 --> 03:34:29,800
Head down the pipe you were just on.

3627
03:34:35,360 --> 03:34:36,880
Head down the pipe we were just on.

3628
03:34:36,880 --> 03:34:37,320
This one.

3629
03:34:40,740 --> 03:34:41,260
Ah.

3630
03:34:42,840 --> 03:34:43,580
Ah, yeah.

3631
03:34:44,960 --> 03:34:45,400
No.

3632
03:34:47,240 --> 03:34:48,880
Now it's not letting us go on the...

3633
03:34:48,880 --> 03:34:50,200
It's not letting us go on that look.

3634
03:34:56,660 --> 03:34:58,520
I thought we had it fucking fixed.

3635
03:35:00,100 --> 03:35:01,800
I thought it was solved then.

3636
03:35:05,400 --> 03:35:06,320
I'm telling you.

3637
03:35:06,700 --> 03:35:07,720
It's something to do.

3638
03:35:07,800 --> 03:35:08,380
Maybe we go...

3639
03:35:08,380 --> 03:35:09,440
We go left here, look.

3640
03:35:09,500 --> 03:35:10,080
We go left.

3641
03:35:10,240 --> 03:35:12,220
I bet you we can go left through here.

3642
03:35:16,920 --> 03:35:17,320
What?

3643
03:35:18,320 --> 03:35:18,880
I went...

3644
03:35:18,880 --> 03:35:20,880
I went left there and came...

3645
03:35:21,840 --> 03:35:22,140
Oh no.

3646
03:35:23,700 --> 03:35:24,460
You can't.

3647
03:35:24,500 --> 03:35:25,260
You can't go left.

3648
03:35:25,880 --> 03:35:29,580
I was thinking you could go left through the clock and then come down this pipe.

3649
03:35:30,420 --> 03:35:31,600
This other pipe here.

3650
03:35:35,100 --> 03:35:37,440
Back out the hole and down the front of the oven.

3651
03:35:41,240 --> 03:35:42,020
Up at 12.

3652
03:35:47,180 --> 03:35:48,700
I'm gonna go...

3653
03:35:48,700 --> 03:35:49,700
Check every...

3654
03:35:50,620 --> 03:35:50,700
Avail...

3655
03:35:51,220 --> 03:35:54,780
I'm gonna try and get out of every little number here on the clock.

3656
03:35:55,520 --> 03:35:56,700
Because I don't believe...

3657
03:35:58,140 --> 03:36:00,040
That they would have put this in the game.

3658
03:36:01,420 --> 03:36:01,980
Unless...

3659
03:36:01,980 --> 03:36:03,780
You can fucking move through it.

3660
03:36:03,780 --> 03:36:12,800
Go back through the knob hole.

3661
03:36:13,000 --> 03:36:14,920
Then down onto the front of the oven.

3662
03:36:15,040 --> 03:36:16,560
Head left over the small handle.

3663
03:36:17,000 --> 03:36:18,420
And down the far left of the oven.

3664
03:36:18,840 --> 03:36:21,720
Go back up between the drips to get close to the...

3665
03:36:21,720 --> 03:36:23,800
Look man, that's too much.

3666
03:36:24,320 --> 03:36:25,220
That is too much.

3667
03:36:25,220 --> 03:36:25,280
That is too much.

3668
03:36:25,280 --> 03:36:26,040
Look man, that's too much.

3669
03:36:26,040 --> 03:36:26,280
Look man, that's too much.

3670
03:36:26,280 --> 03:36:26,280
Look man, that's too much.

3671
03:36:26,280 --> 03:36:27,280
Look man, that's too much.

3672
03:36:27,280 --> 03:36:27,280
Look man, that's too much.

3673
03:36:27,280 --> 03:36:28,280
Look man, that's too much.

3674
03:36:28,280 --> 03:36:28,280
Look man, that's too much.

3675
03:36:28,280 --> 03:36:29,280
Look man, that's too much.

3676
03:36:29,280 --> 03:36:30,280
Look man, that's too much.

3677
03:36:30,280 --> 03:36:30,280
Look man, that's too much.

3678
03:36:30,280 --> 03:36:31,280
Look man, that's too much.

3679
03:36:31,280 --> 03:36:32,280
Look man, that's too much.

3680
03:36:32,280 --> 03:36:33,280
Look man, that's too much.

3681
03:36:33,280 --> 03:36:34,280
Look man, that's too much.

3682
03:36:34,280 --> 03:36:35,280
Look man, that's too much.

3683
03:36:35,280 --> 03:36:36,280
Look man, that's too much.

3684
03:36:36,280 --> 03:36:37,280
Look man, that's too much.

3685
03:36:37,280 --> 03:36:38,280
Look man, that's too much.

3686
03:36:38,280 --> 03:36:39,280
Look man, that's too much.

3687
03:36:39,280 --> 03:36:40,280
Look man, that's too much.

3688
03:36:40,280 --> 03:36:41,280
Look man, that's too much.

3689
03:36:41,280 --> 03:36:42,280
Look man, that's too much.

3690
03:36:42,280 --> 03:36:59,280
Look man, that's too much.

3691
03:36:59,280 --> 03:37:01,280
Music again.

3692
03:37:01,280 --> 03:37:04,280
Baseline, I thought, oh.

3693
03:37:04,280 --> 03:37:07,280
Now we're on the front of the fucking thing.

3694
03:37:07,280 --> 03:37:08,280
Do you have...

3695
03:37:08,280 --> 03:37:10,280
That was good intel.

3696
03:37:10,280 --> 03:37:15,280
That was good intel.

3697
03:37:15,280 --> 03:37:17,280
Oh, I understand now.

3698
03:37:17,280 --> 03:37:18,280
Or do I?

3699
03:37:18,280 --> 03:37:20,280
No, we're trapped again.

3700
03:37:20,280 --> 03:37:22,280
This gets worse, doesn't it?

3701
03:37:22,280 --> 03:37:23,280
Just...

3702
03:37:37,280 --> 03:37:39,280
Go back over to the small handle.

3703
03:37:39,280 --> 03:37:40,280
Crawl handle.

3704
03:37:40,280 --> 03:37:43,280
Okay, you crawl across that handle.

3705
03:37:43,280 --> 03:37:44,280
I get you, I get you.

3706
03:37:44,280 --> 03:37:45,280
I like the way this is going.

3707
03:37:45,280 --> 03:37:46,280
I like...

3708
03:37:46,280 --> 03:37:47,280
We're working together now.

3709
03:37:47,280 --> 03:37:48,280
I can trust you.

3710
03:37:48,280 --> 03:37:49,280
You need to come in.

3711
03:37:49,280 --> 03:37:49,280
I need to come in.

3712
03:37:49,280 --> 03:37:50,280
I need to...

3713
03:37:50,280 --> 03:37:51,280
I need to...

3714
03:37:51,280 --> 03:37:52,280
I need to know what you were on...

3715
03:37:52,280 --> 03:37:53,280
What you were about.

3716
03:37:53,280 --> 03:37:54,280
And you need to know what I was about.

3717
03:37:54,280 --> 03:37:55,280
I need to know what you were about.

3718
03:37:55,280 --> 03:37:56,280
Now I trust you.

3719
03:37:56,280 --> 03:37:57,280
I need to know what you were about.

3720
03:37:57,280 --> 03:37:57,280
I need to know what you were about.

3721
03:37:57,280 --> 03:37:57,280
Now I trust you.

3722
03:37:57,280 --> 03:37:58,280
I need to know what you were about.

3723
03:37:58,280 --> 03:37:59,280
I need to know what you were about.

3724
03:37:59,280 --> 03:38:00,280
I need to know what you were about.

3725
03:38:00,280 --> 03:38:01,280
I need to know what you were about.

3726
03:38:01,280 --> 03:38:02,280
Now I trust you.

3727
03:38:02,280 --> 03:38:03,280
I need to know what you were about.

3728
03:38:03,280 --> 03:38:04,280
I need to know what you were about.

3729
03:38:04,280 --> 03:38:05,280
I need to know what you were about.

3730
03:38:05,280 --> 03:38:06,280
Now I trust you.

3731
03:38:14,280 --> 03:38:15,280
We talk to this bug up here, do we?

3732
03:38:15,280 --> 03:38:17,280
Chat to him or we try and pick...

3733
03:38:17,280 --> 03:38:18,280
We try and save this guy.

3734
03:38:18,280 --> 03:38:21,280
He'll help us out then, will he?

3735
03:38:25,280 --> 03:38:26,280
No?

3736
03:38:26,280 --> 03:38:27,280
No, it's...

3737
03:38:27,280 --> 03:38:29,280
Dead end again, look.

3738
03:38:29,280 --> 03:38:34,280
You saved this kid, do you?

3739
03:38:38,280 --> 03:38:40,280
What am I fucking doing here?

3740
03:38:40,280 --> 03:38:42,280
What's the point of this?

3741
03:38:42,280 --> 03:38:54,280
I'm going to go up here and ask him if he's okay.

3742
03:38:54,280 --> 03:38:57,280
I'll try and save him through this bit, look.

3743
03:38:57,280 --> 03:39:07,300
Maybe I go up here and ask him if he's okay.

3744
03:39:07,380 --> 03:39:09,880
Oh, try and save him through this bit, look.

3745
03:39:10,200 --> 03:39:11,540
Ah, good man, get on the back.

3746
03:39:11,900 --> 03:39:12,280
Nice.

3747
03:39:14,020 --> 03:39:14,760
Lovely stuff.

3748
03:39:15,560 --> 03:39:18,280
Now I bring this kid somewhere, do I?

3749
03:39:19,540 --> 03:39:20,980
Where do I bring this fucker now?

3750
03:39:20,980 --> 03:39:23,880
I put him on the tap, and then he...

3751
03:39:23,880 --> 03:39:25,380
Does he help me with the tap or something?

3752
03:39:25,380 --> 03:39:27,380
What the fuck is going on?

3753
03:39:35,380 --> 03:39:38,900
Fucking pace of this game now, it's really lightning fast.

3754
03:39:40,340 --> 03:39:43,380
Double roach scenario, we're doubling up on the roach here.

3755
03:39:50,740 --> 03:39:59,120
Maybe do I go back inside the oven, and I give the little roach a boost up over the bits that I couldn't?

3756
03:40:00,040 --> 03:40:01,840
Because I don't know whether or not I had to go all...

3757
03:40:01,840 --> 03:40:09,080
Do I go all the way back to the sink now, or do I utilize the little miniature roach spoon over to the spoon?

3758
03:40:16,740 --> 03:40:21,680
I'm getting cross wires here, cross different information that's coming through here.

3759
03:40:21,800 --> 03:40:23,560
Jimmy there is saying, yeah, go inside.

3760
03:40:25,160 --> 03:40:26,820
Back to the sink, says Sean.

3761
03:40:28,660 --> 03:40:30,660
The baby roach isn't actually...

3762
03:40:30,660 --> 03:40:33,200
What the hell is going on?

3763
03:40:33,280 --> 03:40:35,280
This reminds me of climbing the mighty Iger.

3764
03:40:35,760 --> 03:40:36,420
No, no.

3765
03:40:36,660 --> 03:40:38,020
Papa Roach, you've got a son.

3766
03:40:38,320 --> 03:40:39,380
Are you doing a bit of spooning?

3767
03:40:39,960 --> 03:40:41,440
It's turned into a laugh.

3768
03:40:41,540 --> 03:40:43,060
It's all a laugh to people, isn't it?

3769
03:40:43,940 --> 03:40:46,160
It's all a big joke.

3770
03:40:46,720 --> 03:40:50,400
But the reality is, the longer we fucking play this game,

3771
03:40:50,660 --> 03:40:54,420
we're not going to get out of here any faster unless you cooperate with me here.

3772
03:40:54,420 --> 03:41:00,840
So I'm going back to the sink.

3773
03:41:01,860 --> 03:41:03,440
It's better not be a waste of time.

3774
03:41:03,800 --> 03:41:05,280
You had your chance to let me know.

3775
03:41:05,540 --> 03:41:06,160
I didn't...

3776
03:41:06,160 --> 03:41:08,820
I only got one person telling me to stay in the oven.

3777
03:41:09,420 --> 03:41:10,620
So I mean, this is your fault.

3778
03:41:11,800 --> 03:41:14,440
If it takes longer to fucking get out of here.

3779
03:41:19,320 --> 03:41:20,840
And you're saying calm down.

3780
03:41:20,940 --> 03:41:21,500
I'm only...

3781
03:41:21,500 --> 03:41:24,900
I just need to get it put out there because I don't want people thinking it's my fault.

3782
03:41:26,260 --> 03:41:28,300
I'm just following orders here.

3783
03:41:28,640 --> 03:41:33,020
And we know who just followed orders and what they ended up doing.

3784
03:41:33,500 --> 03:41:40,300
I don't want to fucking kill this little roach or for the game to end up taking forever.

3785
03:41:40,760 --> 03:41:51,760
I know you're saying remember it's all for the crack, but I mean...

3786
03:41:51,760 --> 03:41:52,580
Theories...

3787
03:41:52,580 --> 03:41:55,120
We're in a serious situation here.

3788
03:41:55,220 --> 03:41:56,000
It's three...

3789
03:41:56,000 --> 03:41:58,340
Nearly four hours into this roach game.

3790
03:41:59,260 --> 03:42:01,520
And I'm taking it very seriously now.

3791
03:42:01,600 --> 03:42:02,160
I don't know...

3792
03:42:02,160 --> 03:42:04,780
There's a lot of people who think this is some sort of a joke.

3793
03:42:06,780 --> 03:42:07,340
Come on.

3794
03:42:08,320 --> 03:42:09,020
Now what?

3795
03:42:09,140 --> 03:42:10,380
We've got this roach on his back.

3796
03:42:10,380 --> 03:42:13,340
I've come all the way back here now.

3797
03:42:16,640 --> 03:42:17,040
Spoon.

3798
03:42:17,100 --> 03:42:17,320
Okay.

3799
03:42:27,000 --> 03:42:28,120
Come on the spoon, lads.

3800
03:42:28,220 --> 03:42:28,880
Nothing's happening.

3801
03:42:36,520 --> 03:42:37,100
Nothing's happening.

3802
03:42:37,180 --> 03:42:38,380
That was a lie.

3803
03:42:38,540 --> 03:42:39,700
So you lied about that.

3804
03:42:39,700 --> 03:42:42,900
Keep going, says Shevo.

3805
03:42:42,980 --> 03:42:43,520
But where?

3806
03:42:43,660 --> 03:42:45,020
There is nowhere else to go.

3807
03:42:45,560 --> 03:42:47,140
You go to the end of the knife?

3808
03:42:49,080 --> 03:42:49,480
Alright.

3809
03:42:52,760 --> 03:42:54,000
So what's that done now?

3810
03:43:00,800 --> 03:43:01,160
Right.

3811
03:43:01,160 --> 03:43:01,240
Right.

3812
03:43:05,360 --> 03:43:07,260
Do we go into that fucking thing, do we?

3813
03:43:08,000 --> 03:43:09,120
I'm just going to save it here.

3814
03:43:18,180 --> 03:43:19,420
So you're an ant.

3815
03:43:19,520 --> 03:43:21,000
Thank you very much for the tip there.

3816
03:43:21,160 --> 03:43:23,260
I'm not sure I caught that when you tipped.

3817
03:43:23,400 --> 03:43:24,060
Thank you very much.

3818
03:43:25,920 --> 03:43:26,940
Resume the game.

3819
03:43:28,000 --> 03:43:28,680
Down the drain.

3820
03:43:28,720 --> 03:43:29,860
I'm just going to go down the drain.

3821
03:43:30,860 --> 03:43:32,720
What was the story with the tap?

3822
03:43:33,120 --> 03:43:34,700
Why were they giving us that vista?

3823
03:43:34,900 --> 03:43:36,040
Why were they giving us that?

3824
03:43:36,320 --> 03:43:40,240
Maybe it was just to show that there was a cooker in the distance.

3825
03:43:41,760 --> 03:43:43,320
I'm sure I had already seen that.

3826
03:43:56,940 --> 03:43:57,420
Wow.

3827
03:43:58,180 --> 03:44:00,580
We've definitely made some progress on this.

3828
03:44:00,600 --> 03:44:01,540
Who's this lady even?

3829
03:44:04,440 --> 03:44:06,820
You may ask, who am I?

3830
03:44:07,200 --> 03:44:08,400
Where am I going?

3831
03:44:08,600 --> 03:44:09,780
And what do I seek?

3832
03:44:12,780 --> 03:44:16,720
Many times, for the greatest men, these questions can never be answered.

3833
03:44:17,940 --> 03:44:20,200
Do not ask, who am I?

3834
03:44:20,820 --> 03:44:23,080
Ask instead, who made me?

3835
03:44:23,740 --> 03:44:26,160
For great pain was suffered at your birth.

3836
03:44:26,840 --> 03:44:29,860
But great love was the spark of your conception.

3837
03:44:31,120 --> 03:44:34,300
Love can still flourish in the soil of death.

3838
03:44:35,120 --> 03:44:37,400
This is the key to life eternal.

3839
03:44:37,400 --> 03:44:42,200
She looks familiar, that lady.

3840
03:44:46,460 --> 03:44:49,940
The music is very dark.

3841
03:44:51,020 --> 03:44:51,460
Sounds like...

3842
03:44:53,460 --> 03:44:55,900
Sounds familiar.

3843
03:44:56,080 --> 03:44:58,000
It's like a tune that goes like this.

3844
03:44:58,940 --> 03:45:00,580
That radio head song.

3845
03:45:00,580 --> 03:45:13,960
Look at these lads, though.

3846
03:45:13,960 --> 03:45:15,960
Another interactive...

3847
03:45:15,960 --> 03:45:19,580
Hey, don't throw your arm out, sweetheart.

3848
03:45:19,580 --> 03:45:23,580
You want to save all your strength for Robinson tonight.

3849
03:45:23,580 --> 03:45:25,580
Don't worry, Eddie. I won't let you down.

3850
03:45:25,580 --> 03:45:29,580
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down.

3851
03:45:31,580 --> 03:45:33,580
Raging Bullock.

3852
03:45:43,580 --> 03:45:48,580
Yeah, I have to get this tune for the soundboard for tonight at 9:00.

3853
03:45:48,580 --> 03:45:54,580
Even, I, might be worth cutting a full on fucking trailer.

3854
03:45:58,580 --> 03:46:00,580
But I mean, talk is cheap, to be honest, you know.

3855
03:46:00,580 --> 03:46:05,580
It's Charlie Kaiser's Night on the Town, is the text that we're reading here.

3856
03:46:05,580 --> 03:46:07,580
I don't know what it, what it means.

3857
03:46:08,580 --> 03:46:13,580
I went last night, armed with my usual skepticism,

3858
03:46:13,580 --> 03:46:18,580
to Eddie's on the waterfront located on Townsend Street just off of 2nd.

3859
03:46:18,580 --> 03:46:22,580
The kitchen is small, the tables are few, and the menu is limited.

3860
03:46:22,580 --> 03:46:28,580
But the beaut, the hearty chili, and gumbo they serve, is delectable.

3861
03:46:28,580 --> 03:46:35,580
Proprietor Eddie, but Tito, and his wife Angelina, just recently opened the place for dinner.

3862
03:46:35,580 --> 03:46:39,580
But it seems as if they've been serving meals here for years.

3863
03:46:39,580 --> 03:46:40,580
Nothing fancy here.

3864
03:46:40,580 --> 03:46:43,580
They don't serve wine or appetizers.

3865
03:46:43,580 --> 03:46:49,580
But what they do do, is they serve good old fashioned, stick to your ribs, American classics.

3866
03:46:49,580 --> 03:46:54,580
From Slappy Jones, to Angelina's speciality.

3867
03:46:54,580 --> 03:46:56,580
Catfish gumbo.

3868
03:46:56,580 --> 03:46:59,580
The fare is heavy, but the prices are light.

3869
03:46:59,580 --> 03:47:08,580
And judging from the crowd, it seems that Eddie's will be around as long as Angelina keeps smiling and Eddie keeps her happy.

3870
03:47:09,580 --> 03:47:13,580
Eddie's is the Townsend and 2nd, they don't take reservations.

3871
03:47:13,580 --> 03:47:18,580
That's Charlie Kaiser's review of the restaurant there from 1957, would you believe.

3872
03:47:18,580 --> 03:47:26,580
It's been a long time and now we're learning more about the establishment as we go along here.

3873
03:47:27,580 --> 03:47:28,580
Look at that.

3874
03:47:29,580 --> 03:47:34,580
I crawl along the fucking thing and it reveals more stuff even though it was already revealed to us a second ago.

3875
03:47:35,580 --> 03:47:36,580
Bizarre.

3876
03:47:36,580 --> 03:47:37,580
Unless I'm...

3877
03:47:38,580 --> 03:47:40,580
Unless it's revealing a different thing now.

3878
03:47:40,580 --> 03:47:42,580
That's a license now.

3879
03:47:42,580 --> 03:47:43,580
I don't know.

3880
03:47:53,580 --> 03:47:54,580
Back on it again, look.

3881
03:47:55,580 --> 03:47:56,580
Nothing now.

3882
03:47:57,580 --> 03:47:58,580
How bizarre.

3883
03:48:00,580 --> 03:48:03,580
How very, very bizarre that is.

3884
03:48:03,580 --> 03:48:24,740
*Mindy noises*

3885
03:48:24,740 --> 03:48:27,920
Haha! Tonight at 9:00 look!

3886
03:48:27,920 --> 03:48:54,260
*Mindy noises* Heh, Jez North! So that was him back in the day and now he's turned into this! *Mindy noises*

3887
03:48:54,260 --> 03:49:00,260
*Mindy noises* Mr. Petito, I'm sorry. Your wife is dead. Dead. Dead. *Mindy noises*

3888
03:49:00,260 --> 03:49:08,260
*Mindy noises* Wife is dead. Dead. Dead. *Mindy noises*

3889
03:49:08,260 --> 03:49:15,260
*Mindy noises* You promised me Honolulu. Well that's the last promise I'll ever break, I promise you.

3890
03:49:15,260 --> 03:49:20,260
*Mindy noises* Some honeymoon misses. It's raining, I'm freezing, Eddie!

3891
03:49:20,260 --> 03:49:23,260
*Mindy noises* Got it! *Mindy noises*

3892
03:49:23,260 --> 03:49:28,260
*Mindy noises* Well you'll never be cold again, baby. I promise you. *Mindy noises*

3893
03:49:28,260 --> 03:49:30,260
*Mindy noises*

3894
03:49:30,260 --> 03:49:32,260
*Mindy noises*

3895
03:49:32,260 --> 03:49:36,260
*Mindy noises* Alright, so we're really learning, they're hammering us with the lore here.

3896
03:49:36,260 --> 03:49:38,260
*Mindy noises*

3897
03:49:38,260 --> 03:49:40,260
*Mindy noises* This is the happiest day of my life.

3898
03:49:40,260 --> 03:49:44,260
*Mindy noises* Mine too, honey. And there's gonna be a lot more.

3899
03:49:44,260 --> 03:49:48,260
*Mindy noises*

3900
03:49:48,260 --> 03:49:50,260
*Mindy noises* *Mindy noises*

3901
03:49:50,260 --> 03:49:52,260
*Mindy noises*

3902
03:49:52,260 --> 03:49:54,260
*Mindy noises*

3903
03:49:54,260 --> 03:49:56,260
*Mindy noises*

3904
03:49:56,260 --> 03:49:58,260
*Mindy noises*

3905
03:49:58,260 --> 03:50:00,260
*Mindy noises*

3906
03:50:00,260 --> 03:50:01,260
*Mindy noises*

3907
03:50:01,260 --> 03:50:08,260
I heard on good authority they hired a fucking Tibetan monk to come in and do those *Mindy noises*

3908
03:50:08,260 --> 03:50:10,260
*Mindy noises*

3909
03:50:10,260 --> 03:50:17,260
And he charged $2500 an hour. They had no budget left for the rest of the game, that's why it's just a cock.

3910
03:50:17,260 --> 03:50:26,260
It's just a cockroach. It was meant to be superheroes, meant to be like a Marvel thing. They had to just fucking reformat the whole thing.

3911
03:50:26,260 --> 03:50:29,260
*Mindy noises*

3912
03:50:29,260 --> 03:50:30,260
*Mindy noises*

3913
03:50:30,260 --> 03:50:31,260
Cockroach dreams.

3914
03:50:31,260 --> 03:50:32,260
*Mindy noises*

3915
03:50:32,260 --> 03:50:34,260
I love you Edward Petito.

3916
03:50:34,260 --> 03:50:36,260
*Mindy noises*

3917
03:50:36,260 --> 03:50:37,260
*Mindy noises*

3918
03:50:37,260 --> 03:50:41,260
I love you too baby. Here.

3919
03:50:41,260 --> 03:50:42,260
*Mindy noises*

3920
03:50:42,260 --> 03:50:43,260
*Mindy noises*

3921
03:50:43,260 --> 03:50:44,260
Eddie!

3922
03:50:44,260 --> 03:50:46,260
It's beautiful!

3923
03:50:46,260 --> 03:50:49,260
I don't know what to say.

3924
03:50:49,260 --> 03:50:50,260
*Mindy noises*

3925
03:50:50,260 --> 03:50:52,260
Say you'll marry me.

3926
03:50:52,260 --> 03:50:54,260
Be my wife Angelina.

3927
03:50:54,260 --> 03:50:55,260
*Mindy noises*

3928
03:50:55,260 --> 03:51:18,940
Great stuff. It's certainly fucking moving at an electrified pace, the likes of which we haven't seen since we started this game almost four hours ago now. Hard to believe. Those four hours have just gone by like that.

3929
03:51:20,300 --> 03:51:42,180
And now I'm on a fucking bottle of limoncello down the back, the vodka, the carasso, the vermouth, the gin, grenadine. I don't know where I'm going or what I'm doing or what the point of this situation is. But I'm speed running. That much is true.

3930
03:51:43,380 --> 03:51:48,380
And now I can't even, I don't know where I am and it's not showing me the cockroach there. It's behind that bottle.

3931
03:52:01,380 --> 03:52:02,380
Oh god.

3932
03:52:08,380 --> 03:52:15,380
So we, can we go down there and evade the cat or horses under starlight? Thank you very much. No, we can't. That's us dead.

3933
03:52:19,380 --> 03:52:21,380
Headshotted by the fucking cat.

3934
03:52:24,380 --> 03:52:30,380
Now, don't go down there, Sol. We just keep on moving across the way. Or maybe inside the cupboard?

3935
03:52:32,380 --> 03:52:34,380
Can't cross over the water there. That's a, that's a hazard.

3936
03:52:45,380 --> 03:52:46,380
Jake LaMotta.

3937
03:52:49,380 --> 03:52:50,380
What's this?

3938
03:52:56,380 --> 03:52:57,380
Barracuda.

3939
03:53:04,380 --> 03:53:05,380
Holy shit there.

3940
03:53:05,380 --> 03:53:12,380
Tombola away boys. Thank you very much for your kind heart and generous tip there. Very, very kind of ya.

3941
03:53:13,380 --> 03:53:19,380
Shafay era games. You love to see it. You say greetings from Ethan to your uncle Tommy there. Thank you very much there.

3942
03:53:20,380 --> 03:53:21,380
Ethan for that.

3943
03:53:21,380 --> 03:53:24,380
Kind heart and generous Barracuda bomb.

3944
03:53:27,380 --> 03:53:29,380
We, I think we found our way just as, as that.

3945
03:53:29,380 --> 03:53:29,380
As that.

3946
03:53:30,380 --> 03:53:34,380
Sensual tip comes through. I think we found a brand new way out of this.

3947
03:53:35,380 --> 03:53:36,380
Up the Barracuda.

3948
03:53:37,380 --> 03:53:38,380
Great stuff.

3949
03:53:39,380 --> 03:53:40,380
Lovely bit of pace now.

3950
03:53:48,380 --> 03:53:52,380
The really, really did a great job with the roach mechanics on this.

3951
03:53:52,380 --> 03:53:53,380
Cause I've never played a cockroach.

3952
03:53:54,380 --> 03:53:57,380
That feels as fluid as this one.

3953
03:53:57,380 --> 03:53:58,380
I don't know about ye.

3954
03:53:59,380 --> 03:54:01,380
Obviously there's a few cockroach heads out there.

3955
03:54:02,380 --> 03:54:03,380
Cause, you know.

3956
03:54:04,380 --> 03:54:05,380
Won't be watching otherwise.

3957
03:54:05,380 --> 03:54:08,380
Now we're into a fucking sticky situation here with a load of maggots.

3958
03:54:09,380 --> 03:54:10,380
Oh.

3959
03:54:23,380 --> 03:54:25,380
Yeah, we're, we're really doing well here.

3960
03:54:29,380 --> 03:54:30,380
That's magic.

3961
03:54:30,380 --> 03:54:34,380
And we've got another situation, another prophecy is about to hit us hard here.

3962
03:54:34,380 --> 03:54:36,380
Watch, watch this space.

3963
03:54:38,380 --> 03:54:43,380
There's a pulsating pupa or a maggot or something inside the wood.

3964
03:54:44,380 --> 03:54:46,380
And we're gonna get inside the mind of the woodworm right now.

3965
03:54:47,380 --> 03:54:50,380
These walls hold frozen memories, happiness and strife.

3966
03:54:51,380 --> 03:54:54,380
One man's hidden enemies, a sad and broken life.

3967
03:54:56,380 --> 03:54:59,380
In a dozen fancy bottles, life's sweet nectars dwell.

3968
03:55:00,380 --> 03:55:03,380
A recipe's the motto for one man's living hell.

3969
03:55:05,380 --> 03:55:08,380
Sip the colored fluid each in strict progression.

3970
03:55:09,380 --> 03:55:13,380
Remember all that you did and consume them in succession.

3971
03:55:14,380 --> 03:55:15,380
Oh thanks.

3972
03:55:19,380 --> 03:55:20,380
Consume them in succession.

3973
03:55:20,380 --> 03:55:21,380
We have to drink.

3974
03:55:22,380 --> 03:55:25,380
Remember all the things that you did and consume them in succession.

3975
03:55:25,380 --> 03:55:26,380
So the car...

3976
03:55:26,380 --> 03:55:31,380
Golden gate bridge on a place.

3977
03:55:31,380 --> 03:55:32,380
Going back in time.

3978
03:55:32,380 --> 03:55:35,380
Nothing inside of me.

3979
03:55:35,380 --> 03:55:37,380
No one to love.

3980
03:55:38,380 --> 03:55:39,380
No hope.

3981
03:55:40,380 --> 03:55:41,380
Nowhere to go.

3982
03:55:42,380 --> 03:55:46,380
I was a fool to think I could be anything without her.

3983
03:55:47,380 --> 03:55:50,380
The bar was just a crutch and they kicked that out from under me.

3984
03:55:52,380 --> 03:55:53,380
There's only one thing...

3985
03:55:54,380 --> 03:55:55,380
Great hair.

3986
03:55:55,380 --> 03:55:56,380
What's the thing for me to do?

3987
03:55:57,380 --> 03:55:58,380
Oh no.

3988
03:55:58,380 --> 03:56:03,380
How selfish you are Edward my love.

3989
03:56:04,380 --> 03:56:06,380
Have you forgotten your child?

3990
03:56:07,380 --> 03:56:08,380
Remember?

3991
03:56:09,380 --> 03:56:10,380
There was a boy.

3992
03:56:11,380 --> 03:56:12,380
Unwanted.

3993
03:56:12,380 --> 03:56:13,380
Neglected.

3994
03:56:13,380 --> 03:56:14,380
Unloved.

3995
03:56:15,380 --> 03:56:16,380
He grew up alone.

3996
03:56:17,380 --> 03:56:18,380
Bitter, cold and hardened.

3997
03:56:19,380 --> 03:56:20,380
He's in trouble Edward.

3998
03:56:20,380 --> 03:56:21,380
More trouble than you.

3999
03:56:21,380 --> 03:56:22,380
This is a lot for the cockroach to take in.

4000
03:56:22,380 --> 03:56:23,380
More trouble than you.

4001
03:56:23,380 --> 03:56:24,380
Find yourself in him.

4002
03:56:24,380 --> 03:56:25,380
Save each other.

4003
03:56:26,380 --> 03:56:27,380
I will help you.

4004
03:56:28,380 --> 03:56:29,380
And him.

4005
03:56:29,380 --> 03:56:30,380
To see.

4006
03:56:33,380 --> 03:56:34,380
Angelina.

4007
03:56:36,380 --> 03:56:37,380
My god.

4008
03:56:38,380 --> 03:56:39,380
Angelina.

4009
03:56:39,380 --> 03:56:40,380
What was I thinking?

4010
03:56:43,380 --> 03:56:44,380
Jesus Christ.

4011
03:56:46,380 --> 03:56:49,380
Good job he didn't fucking end it all there on the Golden Gate Bridge.

4012
03:56:49,380 --> 03:56:50,380
What a beautiful bridge.

4013
03:56:51,380 --> 03:56:54,380
Unfortunately associated with some dark times.

4014
03:56:56,380 --> 03:56:58,380
And now we can fucking move along.

4015
03:56:58,380 --> 03:57:01,380
I think you have to drink the spirits or something or other.

4016
03:57:03,380 --> 03:57:05,380
In correlation with the historical little...

4017
03:57:06,380 --> 03:57:07,380
Soliloquies.

4018
03:57:07,380 --> 03:57:08,380
Now we don't want to watch this again.

4019
03:57:08,380 --> 03:57:09,380
Can we skip this?

4020
03:57:10,380 --> 03:57:11,380
Fuck off.

4021
03:57:11,380 --> 03:57:12,380
I don't want to watch all that again.

4022
03:57:13,380 --> 03:57:14,380
It is funny though.

4023
03:57:15,380 --> 03:57:16,380
I mean the acting is shite like.

4024
03:57:16,380 --> 03:57:17,380
No one to love.

4025
03:57:17,380 --> 03:57:18,380
No one to love.

4026
03:57:18,380 --> 03:57:19,380
Thank you very much there.

4027
03:57:19,380 --> 03:57:20,380
No hope.

4028
03:57:20,380 --> 03:57:21,380
A clone named Gibso and Steph.

4029
03:57:21,380 --> 03:57:22,380
No where to go.

4030
03:57:23,380 --> 03:57:24,380
Very kindly there, Steph.

4031
03:57:24,380 --> 03:57:26,380
I was a fool to think I could be anything without her.

4032
03:57:27,380 --> 03:57:30,380
The bar was just a crutch and they kicked that out from under me.

4033
03:57:31,380 --> 03:57:36,380
There's only one thing left for me to do.

4034
03:57:37,380 --> 03:57:39,380
*Loud noise*

4035
03:57:39,380 --> 03:57:41,380
*Loud noise*

4036
03:57:41,380 --> 03:57:45,380
How selfish you are Edward my love.

4037
03:57:45,380 --> 03:57:47,380
Have you forgotten your child?

4038
03:57:47,380 --> 03:57:49,380
Remember?

4039
03:57:49,380 --> 03:57:51,380
There was a boy.

4040
03:57:51,380 --> 03:57:55,380
Unwanted, neglected, unloved.

4041
03:57:55,380 --> 03:57:57,380
He grew up alone.

4042
03:57:57,380 --> 03:57:59,380
Is he my dad?

4043
03:57:59,380 --> 03:58:01,380
Is he the cockroach's dad?

4044
03:58:01,380 --> 03:58:03,380
More trouble than you.

4045
03:58:03,380 --> 03:58:05,380
Kinda lost you know?

4046
03:58:05,380 --> 03:58:07,380
Save each other.

4047
03:58:07,380 --> 03:58:09,380
He is. Okay.

4048
03:58:09,380 --> 03:58:11,380
And him to see.

4049
03:58:11,380 --> 03:58:13,380
It's fucking mental isn't it this game?

4050
03:58:13,380 --> 03:58:15,380
Angelina.

4051
03:58:15,380 --> 03:58:17,380
My god.

4052
03:58:17,380 --> 03:58:19,380
It's like...

4053
03:58:19,380 --> 03:58:21,380
What was I thinking?

4054
03:58:21,380 --> 03:58:23,380
It's like they got a different actor to do that...

4055
03:58:23,380 --> 03:58:25,380
that bit there, that voice over.

4056
03:58:25,380 --> 03:58:27,380
Alright, let's not do that again.

4057
03:58:27,380 --> 03:58:29,380
We don't wanna fucking see that again.

4058
03:58:29,380 --> 03:58:31,380
Maybe you can go inside that hole there?

4059
03:58:31,380 --> 03:58:33,380
We already went there.

4060
03:58:33,380 --> 03:58:35,380
I don't wanna go back.

4061
03:58:35,380 --> 03:58:37,380
Maybe it's a case of just...

4062
03:58:37,380 --> 03:58:39,380
going to the end of the Barracuda and seeing what's...

4063
03:58:39,380 --> 03:58:41,380
We were already there.

4064
03:58:41,380 --> 03:58:43,380
We went inside the Barracuda's eye.

4065
03:58:43,380 --> 03:58:45,380
Maybe you go across his nose, do ya?

4066
03:58:45,380 --> 03:58:47,380
Yeah, this is better than Heavy Rain.

4067
03:58:47,380 --> 03:58:49,380
It has to be said.

4068
03:58:49,380 --> 03:58:51,380
You think of all the money that went on Heavy Rain making it.

4069
03:58:51,380 --> 03:58:53,380
This is better than Heavy Rain.

4070
03:58:53,380 --> 03:58:55,380
I'm more engrossed in the story and I...

4071
03:58:55,380 --> 03:58:57,380
I connect with the characters...

4072
03:58:57,380 --> 03:59:01,380
on a deeper and more meaningful level than I did with Heavy Rain.

4073
03:59:01,380 --> 03:59:03,380
Heavy Roach.

4074
03:59:03,380 --> 03:59:05,380
Heavy Roach.

4075
03:59:05,380 --> 03:59:07,380
So you can't...

4076
03:59:07,380 --> 03:59:11,380
Go across the Swordfish's nose or the Barracuda's nose, whatever the fuck you think that is.

4077
03:59:11,380 --> 03:59:12,380
Cross...

4078
03:59:12,380 --> 03:59:13,380
We've got some intel here from Ephraim.

4079
03:59:13,380 --> 03:59:15,380
Cross the Baseball Bat to the opposite side of the bar.

4080
03:59:15,380 --> 03:59:17,380
Go to the right.

4081
03:59:17,380 --> 03:59:22,700
Go across the swordfish's nose or the barracuda's nose, whatever the fuck you think that is.

4082
03:59:24,280 --> 03:59:27,180
Cross, we've got some intel here from Ephraim.

4083
03:59:28,200 --> 03:59:30,720
Cross the baseball bat to the opposite side of the bar.

4084
03:59:31,520 --> 03:59:32,320
Go to the right.

4085
03:59:33,180 --> 03:59:34,440
Ride the peanut shell.

4086
03:59:34,880 --> 03:59:38,940
Walk on bartender's companion till bad mojo recipe appears.

4087
03:59:39,060 --> 03:59:40,200
Cross bat to liquor bottles.

4088
03:59:40,560 --> 03:59:46,720
That sounds like you're, I was with you there up until you said ride the peanut shell.

4089
03:59:46,720 --> 03:59:51,960
And then I started, my senses sensed that you're taking the pace, are you?

4090
04:00:06,160 --> 04:00:09,520
That's game FAQ's pace, okay.

4091
04:00:14,240 --> 04:00:16,380
What's the speed run record for the game?

4092
04:00:16,480 --> 04:00:18,380
Zap, you're looking at it right now, man.

4093
04:00:18,900 --> 04:00:20,700
Fucking four hours on the dot.

4094
04:00:21,600 --> 04:00:22,660
Could be even less.

4095
04:00:23,320 --> 04:00:24,020
Probably less.

4096
04:00:27,480 --> 04:00:31,640
I'm gonna go down this guy's back fin or whatever the fuck you call that.

4097
04:00:32,720 --> 04:00:39,560
Now, just need to get that bit of text there from Ephraim Winslow.

4098
04:00:39,640 --> 04:00:42,320
You cross the baseball bat to the opposite side of the bar.

4099
04:00:42,660 --> 04:00:43,900
Where's the baseball bat?

4100
04:00:43,960 --> 04:00:44,720
I didn't see that.

4101
04:00:45,420 --> 04:00:46,720
Ride the peanut shell.

4102
04:00:46,920 --> 04:00:54,060
Okay, we'll wait until we've found the baseball bat first before we get to the nuts and bolts of how you go about riding a fucking peanut shell.

4103
04:00:55,180 --> 04:00:58,260
I'm sure you just step on it or something and it takes you away.

4104
04:01:06,640 --> 04:01:07,560
Look at this, look.

4105
04:01:09,640 --> 04:01:12,260
Can hear that bastard cat there.

4106
04:01:12,340 --> 04:01:12,600
Look at you.

4107
04:01:12,720 --> 04:01:14,080
There's no way we're going down there.

4108
04:01:14,860 --> 04:01:16,580
Where's the baseball bat, lads, you know?

4109
04:01:17,020 --> 04:01:17,780
Let's, uh...

4110
04:01:17,780 --> 04:01:19,780
Or is that...

4111
04:01:19,780 --> 04:01:23,920
Because you said to go over to the right.

4112
04:01:24,040 --> 04:01:25,460
Now I'm going down the bottom left.

4113
04:01:25,960 --> 04:01:28,420
And I've been fucking catastrophic, guys.

4114
04:01:29,860 --> 04:01:31,060
Headshotting again.

4115
04:01:31,900 --> 04:01:32,800
Team White.

4116
04:01:35,020 --> 04:01:36,180
Liquid Cat.

4117
04:01:36,380 --> 04:01:37,260
Thank you very much.

4118
04:01:38,160 --> 04:01:38,860
Tim Reedy.

4119
04:01:39,320 --> 04:01:41,200
For your kind, heart, and generous tip.

4120
04:01:44,900 --> 04:01:48,980
I'm really wanting to make good with our cockroach here.

4121
04:01:49,180 --> 04:01:52,420
To honor these kind tips that have been bestowed upon us.

4122
04:01:53,460 --> 04:01:54,720
There's the baseball bat, guys.

4123
04:01:55,240 --> 04:01:55,880
Lovely stuff.

4124
04:01:55,880 --> 04:01:59,360
Don't go to bed just yet.

4125
04:01:59,840 --> 04:02:01,020
Something crazy might happen.

4126
04:02:02,900 --> 04:02:05,000
I know I said that there four hours ago.

4127
04:02:05,860 --> 04:02:06,640
But something crazy...

4128
04:02:06,640 --> 04:02:07,160
I've got...

4129
04:02:07,160 --> 04:02:09,520
I've just got a feeling here that it's going to get crazy.

4130
04:02:14,520 --> 04:02:15,860
Then go over to the right.

4131
04:02:19,700 --> 04:02:21,880
I'm just going to look again here.

4132
04:02:23,400 --> 04:02:25,160
Fed to, uh...

4133
04:02:25,160 --> 04:02:27,220
Where's the comet?

4134
04:02:27,220 --> 04:02:27,540
Okay.

4135
04:02:27,600 --> 04:02:29,620
Cross the baseball bat to the opposite side of the bar.

4136
04:02:29,720 --> 04:02:30,440
Go to the right.

4137
04:02:30,860 --> 04:02:32,320
Ride the peanut shell.

4138
04:02:32,940 --> 04:02:34,060
Where's the peanut shell?

4139
04:02:40,060 --> 04:02:41,060
Oh, peanuts.

4140
04:02:41,060 --> 04:02:41,060
Oh, peanuts.

4141
04:02:41,060 --> 04:02:43,740
Here we go.

4142
04:02:43,740 --> 04:02:44,860
Let's ride the peanut shell.

4143
04:02:44,860 --> 04:02:48,960
It looks like we're going to utilize a peanut as a kind of canoe.

4144
04:02:48,960 --> 04:02:52,880
Look at that.

4145
04:02:52,880 --> 04:02:55,520
Beautiful peanut mechanics.

4146
04:02:55,520 --> 04:02:59,140
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet piece of peanut beef.

4147
04:02:59,140 --> 04:03:01,180
And there we go.

4148
04:03:01,180 --> 04:03:02,320
Look at this now.

4149
04:03:03,320 --> 04:03:08,720
Walk on the bartender's companion until bad mojo recipe appears.

4150
04:03:09,220 --> 04:03:12,800
Okay, so there's a drink called the bad mojo.

4151
04:03:12,800 --> 04:03:18,320
Thank you very much there of Puthog.

4152
04:03:19,320 --> 04:03:20,600
I, uh...

4153
04:03:20,600 --> 04:03:25,340
I'm not sure exactly how we get the fucking recipe for this drink.

4154
04:03:25,500 --> 04:03:27,840
Do we, do we step on a different drink here?

4155
04:03:28,240 --> 04:03:29,800
Oh yeah, we have to move this little thing, is it?

4156
04:03:30,160 --> 04:03:30,560
Okay.

4157
04:03:33,500 --> 04:03:34,180
Great stuff.

4158
04:03:34,180 --> 04:03:53,700
Melon Madness.

4159
04:03:54,640 --> 04:03:56,180
This has to be a bad mojo, is it?

4160
04:03:56,240 --> 04:03:56,820
A yield.

4161
04:03:59,960 --> 04:04:00,360
Tabaret.

4162
04:04:03,360 --> 04:04:04,600
Sunset right at the end.

4163
04:04:04,600 --> 04:04:05,260
The last one.

4164
04:04:07,380 --> 04:04:08,800
Seven ounces of grenadine.

4165
04:04:08,940 --> 04:04:10,580
Six ounces of blue curacao.

4166
04:04:11,000 --> 04:04:12,440
Five ounces of brandy.

4167
04:04:12,580 --> 04:04:13,580
Eight ounces of vodka.

4168
04:04:14,640 --> 04:04:18,900
Pour slowly in stated order over the back of spoon.

4169
04:04:22,440 --> 04:04:25,300
Get the recipe for the bad mojo.

4170
04:04:25,640 --> 04:04:26,400
And then what?

4171
04:04:26,900 --> 04:04:27,760
What's the end there?

4172
04:04:28,360 --> 04:04:30,200
Cross the bat to the liquor bottles.

4173
04:04:30,280 --> 04:04:31,280
Back to the liquor bottles.

4174
04:04:32,540 --> 04:04:33,640
Seven grenadine.

4175
04:04:33,740 --> 04:04:36,460
Take note of this, lads, because I have no notepad here.

4176
04:04:36,600 --> 04:04:37,680
Seven ounces of grenadine.

4177
04:04:37,840 --> 04:04:39,240
Six ounces of blue curacao.

4178
04:04:39,480 --> 04:04:40,660
Five ounces of brandy.

4179
04:04:40,900 --> 04:04:41,980
Eight ounces of vodka.

4180
04:04:43,560 --> 04:04:43,880
Peanut.

4181
04:04:44,260 --> 04:04:45,240
Peanuts and roaches.

4182
04:04:45,360 --> 04:04:46,620
Thank you very much for the tip.

4183
04:04:49,500 --> 04:04:52,140
Let's ride that peanut back to where we came from.

4184
04:04:53,260 --> 04:04:56,920
If you've just joined us, get ready for some hot peanut action here.

4185
04:04:56,980 --> 04:04:57,520
Look at this.

4186
04:05:03,000 --> 04:05:03,860
Beautiful stuff.

4187
04:05:05,740 --> 04:05:06,640
Great mechanic.

4188
04:05:11,460 --> 04:05:13,000
It's a dangerous game.

4189
04:05:13,000 --> 04:05:13,640
It's a dangerous game, really, isn't it?

4190
04:05:18,560 --> 04:05:19,080
Joe Joe.

4191
04:05:19,080 --> 04:05:19,820
Boom, boom, boom.

4192
04:05:20,600 --> 04:05:21,820
Boom, boom, boom, boom.

4193
04:05:21,900 --> 04:05:23,200
A kick-ass soundtrack.

4194
04:05:23,360 --> 04:05:24,880
Trent Reznor was involved.

4195
04:05:26,220 --> 04:05:28,040
At some stage along the way.

4196
04:05:31,240 --> 04:05:33,200
Now, back to the fucking booze.

4197
04:05:34,500 --> 04:05:36,260
We go over to the booze.

4198
04:05:37,300 --> 04:05:38,400
Start mixing drinks.

4199
04:05:38,500 --> 04:05:40,600
As a cockroach, well, how's he gonna do that, you know?

4200
04:05:43,960 --> 04:05:45,820
Is it grenadine first?

4201
04:05:48,900 --> 04:05:52,320
Seven green, six blue, five red, eight silver, seven...

4202
04:05:52,320 --> 04:05:52,880
Oh, this is...

4203
04:05:52,880 --> 04:05:53,700
It's green first.

4204
04:05:55,200 --> 04:05:55,880
Seven green.

4205
04:05:56,000 --> 04:05:56,800
Let's go for the green.

4206
04:05:59,660 --> 04:06:00,920
Seven ounces grenadine.

4207
04:06:01,040 --> 04:06:02,000
Seven grenadine, is it?

4208
04:06:08,980 --> 04:06:09,700
It's the red.

4209
04:06:11,440 --> 04:06:13,180
But are you meant to take a sip from it, is it?

4210
04:06:13,180 --> 04:06:14,480
Yeah, yeah.

4211
04:06:16,740 --> 04:06:17,960
Wow, we've gone into a...

4212
04:06:17,960 --> 04:06:19,740
We've gone small square mode here.

4213
04:06:19,800 --> 04:06:20,660
Is this a glitch?

4214
04:06:20,980 --> 04:06:21,900
Or is this...

4215
04:06:21,900 --> 04:06:25,300
Know the chain reaction that is part of all things.

4216
04:06:29,000 --> 04:06:29,400
What?

4217
04:06:35,280 --> 04:06:37,080
He's moving on his own here.

4218
04:06:37,140 --> 04:06:37,960
I'm not even moving him.

4219
04:06:38,420 --> 04:06:39,060
What happened there?

4220
04:06:40,020 --> 04:06:41,520
I wasn't even pressing anything.

4221
04:06:41,700 --> 04:06:42,720
He just...

4222
04:06:42,720 --> 04:06:44,020
Is the cockroach pissed?

4223
04:06:45,380 --> 04:06:47,660
Does the cockroach get pissed after he drinks?

4224
04:06:47,720 --> 04:06:49,280
And you have to control him and make sure he doesn't...

4225
04:06:49,280 --> 04:06:55,780
Right, so I drank...

4226
04:06:55,780 --> 04:06:57,280
I drank that and then...

4227
04:06:58,060 --> 04:06:58,500
Is it...

4228
04:06:58,500 --> 04:07:00,340
Is it green after it, is it?

4229
04:07:01,340 --> 04:07:08,680
Do I have to start again now?

4230
04:07:09,900 --> 04:07:13,120
With the red drink after I got attacked by the cat?

4231
04:07:15,620 --> 04:07:16,780
Six cura south.

4232
04:07:18,440 --> 04:07:20,480
Let's have a look here, find this cura south.

4233
04:07:30,340 --> 04:07:31,560
It's blue.

4234
04:07:31,560 --> 04:07:31,600
It's blue.

4235
04:07:31,600 --> 04:07:31,640
It's blue.

4236
04:07:31,640 --> 04:07:32,740
It's blue.

4237
04:07:32,740 --> 04:07:32,800
It's blue.

4238
04:07:32,800 --> 04:07:32,800
It's blue.

4239
04:07:32,800 --> 04:07:33,300
It's blue.

4240
04:07:33,300 --> 04:07:33,300
It's blue.

4241
04:07:33,300 --> 04:07:33,800
It's blue.

4242
04:07:33,800 --> 04:07:34,800
It's blue.

4243
04:07:34,800 --> 04:07:35,300
It's blue.

4244
04:07:35,300 --> 04:07:35,500
It's blue.

4245
04:07:35,500 --> 04:07:35,500
It's blue.

4246
04:07:35,500 --> 04:07:35,500
It's blue.

4247
04:07:35,500 --> 04:07:35,500
It's blue.

4248
04:07:35,500 --> 04:07:35,500
It's blue.

4249
04:07:35,500 --> 04:07:36,100
It's blue.

4250
04:07:36,100 --> 04:07:36,100
It's blue.

4251
04:07:36,100 --> 04:07:37,100
It's blue.

4252
04:07:37,100 --> 04:07:37,100
It's blue.

4253
04:07:37,100 --> 04:07:38,100
It's blue.

4254
04:07:38,100 --> 04:07:38,580
Here we go.

4255
04:07:38,580 --> 04:07:39,100
Here we go.

4256
04:07:39,100 --> 04:07:47,720
You cannot run from fear.

4257
04:07:47,720 --> 04:07:57,360
Right.

4258
04:07:57,360 --> 04:07:57,860
blue.

4259
04:07:57,860 --> 04:08:03,180
But he's not autopiloting now, thank God.

4260
04:08:03,420 --> 04:08:03,760
I don't know.

4261
04:08:03,880 --> 04:08:05,240
It must have just been a glitch or something.

4262
04:08:05,760 --> 04:08:07,580
But that lost me a fucking life, you know?

4263
04:08:08,640 --> 04:08:10,880
Uh, brandy next, is it?

4264
04:08:10,980 --> 04:08:12,520
I didn't think there was a brandy on it.

4265
04:08:14,300 --> 04:08:17,700
Unless Verm- Vermooth- Vermootix.

4266
04:08:18,280 --> 04:08:19,200
Is that brandy?

4267
04:08:19,200 --> 04:08:19,380
Is-

4268
04:08:19,380 --> 04:08:26,120
Oh, there's brandy.

4269
04:08:26,120 --> 04:08:26,860
I want brandy now.

4270
04:08:27,200 --> 04:08:27,640
Here we go.

4271
04:08:29,900 --> 04:08:30,820
Brandy snake.

4272
04:08:31,780 --> 04:08:33,620
That'd be a great name for a fucking drink.

4273
04:08:34,340 --> 04:08:35,360
A cocktail or something.

4274
04:08:35,660 --> 04:08:36,220
A brandy-

4275
04:08:36,220 --> 04:08:37,420
Do you want a brandy snake?

4276
04:08:38,920 --> 04:08:40,240
Don't give up yet.

4277
04:08:48,080 --> 04:08:49,280
Then silver vodka.

4278
04:08:55,680 --> 04:08:56,920
Okay, so that's vodka there.

4279
04:08:57,640 --> 04:08:58,760
Fancy nights vodka.

4280
04:08:58,760 --> 04:08:59,320
Here we go.

4281
04:08:59,320 --> 04:09:10,740
Something good?

4282
04:09:15,600 --> 04:09:17,640
We're- we're fucking plowing through this.

4283
04:09:18,080 --> 04:09:19,420
This is plowing the stairs.

4284
04:09:20,060 --> 04:09:21,960
Level fucking speedrunnery right here.

4285
04:09:21,960 --> 04:09:22,840
Hear me now.

4286
04:09:23,420 --> 04:09:25,580
Then you have truly sacrificed.

4287
04:09:26,220 --> 04:09:26,480
Yeah.

4288
04:09:28,620 --> 04:09:32,300
Know the chain reaction that is part of all things.

4289
04:09:33,320 --> 04:09:38,620
Remember, every action ripples and ripples and ripples.

4290
04:09:39,760 --> 04:09:44,980
Mounting energy that bloats and festers until there is a spark.

4291
04:09:45,120 --> 04:09:47,440
And then all is lost in fire.

4292
04:09:48,080 --> 04:09:51,640
But it is never too late to help those in the path of the fire.

4293
04:09:52,480 --> 04:09:54,940
They only to be roared in time.

4294
04:09:54,940 --> 04:09:56,420
You have to blow the place up.

4295
04:09:58,620 --> 04:09:59,300
Come on.

4296
04:10:00,580 --> 04:10:01,440
Nearly there.

4297
04:10:02,160 --> 04:10:02,760
I think.

4298
04:10:02,840 --> 04:10:03,220
I hope.

4299
04:10:03,220 --> 04:10:14,200
I'm going really fast now.

4300
04:10:14,360 --> 04:10:15,800
I'm really in the roach.

4301
04:10:16,220 --> 04:10:18,460
I feel like a fucking roach now.

4302
04:10:19,700 --> 04:10:20,900
I'm feeling like a roach.

4303
04:10:20,960 --> 04:10:22,120
I'm thinking like a roach.

4304
04:10:22,460 --> 04:10:24,440
I bet we have to press start on that or something.

4305
04:10:24,580 --> 04:10:24,740
Yeah.

4306
04:10:24,880 --> 04:10:25,340
I knew it.

4307
04:10:25,640 --> 04:10:26,380
No paper in the tray.

4308
04:10:26,440 --> 04:10:27,180
Let's find some paper.

4309
04:10:27,300 --> 04:10:28,360
Put that fucking paper in there.

4310
04:10:29,000 --> 04:10:31,460
How does a roach do this sort of stuff, you know?

4311
04:10:34,040 --> 04:10:34,860
Save the game.

4312
04:10:35,060 --> 04:10:35,840
Good call.

4313
04:10:36,060 --> 04:10:36,600
Good shout.

4314
04:10:38,320 --> 04:10:41,980
Thank you very much, Farfurda, for your kind, heart, and generous tip.

4315
04:10:42,960 --> 04:10:50,060
I just paid three bucks for this tip and a front row seat to this electric display of peace.

4316
04:10:50,380 --> 04:10:51,380
It's a bargain.

4317
04:10:52,040 --> 04:10:54,100
Because I'm only using the edge.

4318
04:10:54,460 --> 04:10:55,080
Great stuff.

4319
04:10:56,040 --> 04:10:57,920
Thank you very much for that tip there.

4320
04:10:58,120 --> 04:11:01,340
And let's resume game and resume pay, should we say.

4321
04:11:02,140 --> 04:11:04,560
We need to find a bit of paper for the photocopier or something.

4322
04:11:11,780 --> 04:11:12,920
So, you're a roach.

4323
04:11:16,780 --> 04:11:19,900
Press the play button and then reverse on play again to hear the message.

4324
04:11:20,560 --> 04:11:21,520
What's going on here?

4325
04:11:21,600 --> 04:11:21,760
Look.

4326
04:11:22,880 --> 04:11:24,140
I'm inside a folder.

4327
04:11:24,300 --> 04:11:24,480
Am I?

4328
04:11:24,540 --> 04:11:25,140
I'm inside a...

4329
04:11:25,140 --> 04:11:40,700
Now onto the bottle.

4330
04:11:44,700 --> 04:11:45,380
Nothing doing.

4331
04:11:45,380 --> 04:11:45,440
Nothing doing.

4332
04:11:45,440 --> 04:12:08,560
Thank you very much, Captain Sack, there for the tip.

4333
04:12:08,600 --> 04:12:12,360
I really hope that somehow Stu is watching this electric speed run.

4334
04:12:12,360 --> 04:12:22,680
Well, I mean, I only want him to be tuned in when I'm winning at the moment.

4335
04:12:22,820 --> 04:12:23,660
We're fucking losing.

4336
04:12:24,560 --> 04:12:25,720
Feels like we're down.

4337
04:12:26,400 --> 04:12:28,420
And like ten minutes ago, we were really up there.

4338
04:12:28,480 --> 04:12:31,380
When we were drinking out those bottles, progress was being made.

4339
04:12:32,100 --> 04:12:34,360
But right now, it's been a bit of a fucking slow...

4340
04:12:36,760 --> 04:12:41,220
Someone said to reverse over the thing there.

4341
04:12:42,360 --> 04:12:43,200
To play the message.

4342
04:12:48,660 --> 04:12:49,460
Two messages.

4343
04:12:50,020 --> 04:12:50,680
Play button.

4344
04:12:50,880 --> 04:12:51,100
Okay.

4345
04:12:59,100 --> 04:13:00,880
You've reached the home office of Roger Sam's.

4346
04:13:01,100 --> 04:13:03,060
I'm currently unable to answer the phone right now.

4347
04:13:03,520 --> 04:13:05,220
If it's important, leave a message.

4348
04:13:05,300 --> 04:13:06,920
I'll try to get back to you in a couple of days.

4349
04:13:07,060 --> 04:13:07,460
Boop.

4350
04:13:13,780 --> 04:13:14,720
What's going on here?

4351
04:13:14,800 --> 04:13:16,520
Look, the game looks fucking glitched.

4352
04:13:17,360 --> 04:13:18,840
Is there meant to be a video here?

4353
04:13:18,840 --> 04:13:19,200
Roger Sam's.

4354
04:13:19,200 --> 04:13:21,380
I'm currently unable to answer the phone right now.

4355
04:13:21,840 --> 04:13:23,540
If it's important, leave a message.

4356
04:13:23,620 --> 04:13:25,240
I'll try to get back to you in a couple of days.

4357
04:13:27,140 --> 04:13:28,320
This is my apartment.

4358
04:13:38,320 --> 04:13:40,720
Says it's two messages, but I'm only hearing one.

4359
04:13:43,020 --> 04:13:43,580
Hold up.

4360
04:13:45,040 --> 04:13:45,840
One message.

4361
04:13:46,640 --> 04:13:47,400
And then play.

4362
04:13:47,860 --> 04:13:49,040
It's fucking mental, isn't it?

4363
04:13:49,040 --> 04:13:53,500
A cockroach literally switching between the fucking different messages on a...

4364
04:13:53,500 --> 04:13:55,100
On a phone.

4365
04:13:56,460 --> 04:14:01,740
Thank you very much.

4366
04:14:06,000 --> 04:14:07,120
Roger's after you.

4367
04:14:18,120 --> 04:14:21,280
Jeez, I'm getting anxiety listening to that.

4368
04:14:23,460 --> 04:14:28,080
They're gonna fucking rake your ass over the coals, I said.

4369
04:14:28,080 --> 04:14:29,220
7.06pm.

4370
04:14:36,740 --> 04:14:38,000
Very bizarre stuff.

4371
04:14:38,080 --> 04:14:39,900
Thank you very much there, Dirty Jack.

4372
04:14:40,460 --> 04:14:44,960
He said, fair play doing the roach lords work.

4373
04:14:45,480 --> 04:14:47,600
And Ferrero Cock Rocher.

4374
04:14:48,600 --> 04:14:49,740
Thank you for your tip.

4375
04:14:49,800 --> 04:14:51,060
He said, thanks for the stream.

4376
04:14:52,220 --> 04:14:52,700
Therapy.

4377
04:14:52,760 --> 04:14:59,360
I didn't realize that this roach-based adventure would serve as a kind of therapeutic thing.

4378
04:14:59,420 --> 04:15:02,200
But you never know what people get.

4379
04:15:02,880 --> 04:15:05,720
What people do be getting up to inside their minds.

4380
04:15:06,840 --> 04:15:07,800
And whether or not...

4381
04:15:07,800 --> 04:15:09,340
I'm not particularly too sure where...

4382
04:15:09,340 --> 04:15:10,300
We've come to a...

4383
04:15:10,300 --> 04:15:11,800
We've reached an impasse here.

4384
04:15:12,300 --> 04:15:13,580
We're on a table with the roach.

4385
04:15:13,620 --> 04:15:14,740
I don't know where it's going.

4386
04:15:15,900 --> 04:15:18,160
Thank you very much there, Kafka, good lad.

4387
04:15:18,360 --> 04:15:19,080
And Clemens.

4388
04:15:19,880 --> 04:15:20,680
Thank you very much.

4389
04:15:20,720 --> 04:15:24,000
You see, I now feel like I'm in the roach zone.

4390
04:15:24,620 --> 04:15:26,180
Peak gaming right here.

4391
04:15:26,840 --> 04:15:29,360
And Kafka, glad Kafka.

4392
04:15:30,360 --> 04:15:32,100
Very kind of you for your tip as well.

4393
04:15:32,920 --> 04:15:36,100
But unfortunately, as the well-wishing messages come in...

4394
04:15:37,800 --> 04:15:41,880
It does seem as though we've reached a sticky patch.

4395
04:15:41,960 --> 04:15:45,720
And I'm not talking about that fucking stuff on the desk here that the roach is literally stuck in.

4396
04:15:47,060 --> 04:15:49,000
I don't understand where we're going.

4397
04:15:49,000 --> 04:15:52,000
Every time I move into another zone, it's like...

4398
04:15:52,000 --> 04:15:54,180
I'm seeing inside...

4399
04:15:54,180 --> 04:15:56,320
I'm inside a cabinet now, am I?

4400
04:15:56,320 --> 04:15:59,540
That's why it's revealing to me what's going on.

4401
04:16:07,720 --> 04:16:09,160
So there's still another...

4402
04:16:09,160 --> 04:16:10,340
Okay, Ephraim, Ephraim.

4403
04:16:10,900 --> 04:16:11,500
Next steps.

4404
04:16:11,640 --> 04:16:13,860
Climb up the desk to the broken fan.

4405
04:16:16,060 --> 04:16:17,780
I'm just going to keep that message there.

4406
04:16:19,780 --> 04:16:22,480
Climb up the desk to the broken fan.

4407
04:16:22,960 --> 04:16:24,500
Now, how do we get...

4408
04:16:24,500 --> 04:16:26,220
How do we climb up the desk?

4409
04:16:26,220 --> 04:16:29,500
So we have to get out of here.

4410
04:16:38,840 --> 04:16:40,900
And I know this is not up the desk.

4411
04:16:41,080 --> 04:16:41,540
This is...

4412
04:16:42,260 --> 04:16:43,500
Can we go off the side here?

4413
04:16:43,620 --> 04:16:44,840
Okay, look at this now.

4414
04:16:44,840 --> 04:16:44,900
Now.

4415
04:16:48,620 --> 04:16:49,940
A broken fan.

4416
04:16:49,940 --> 04:16:51,900
Push the wire until the fan comes on.

4417
04:16:56,140 --> 04:16:57,060
Look at this.

4418
04:16:57,720 --> 04:16:58,840
Where is this going to bring us?

4419
04:16:58,900 --> 04:16:59,040
Look.

4420
04:16:59,520 --> 04:17:00,020
Not there.

4421
04:17:00,100 --> 04:17:00,900
We don't want to go there.

4422
04:17:00,900 --> 04:17:13,180
Not working, let's...

4423
04:17:13,180 --> 04:17:15,760
The shit situation.

4424
04:17:15,760 --> 04:17:17,180
We need to go around...

4425
04:17:17,180 --> 04:17:19,400
The other side of the fucking thing, maybe.

4426
04:17:23,400 --> 04:17:24,300
It's tense.

4427
04:17:24,680 --> 04:17:26,260
We're nearly there, I believe.

4428
04:17:36,640 --> 04:17:37,080
We're...

4429
04:17:37,080 --> 04:17:37,900
We're nearing...

4430
04:17:37,900 --> 04:17:38,960
Nearing the zenith...

4431
04:17:39,840 --> 04:17:43,120
Of this absolutely fine piece of...

4432
04:17:43,120 --> 04:17:45,760
Gameplay technology delivered to us.

4433
04:17:45,960 --> 04:17:46,500
At pace.

4434
04:17:46,560 --> 04:17:48,120
I don't know who made the game.

4435
04:17:48,180 --> 04:17:50,680
I didn't look at the publisher or the developer at the beginning.

4436
04:17:53,480 --> 04:17:54,660
Fucking waste of time.

4437
04:17:54,720 --> 04:17:55,460
I don't know where I'm going.

4438
04:17:56,040 --> 04:17:57,140
Can I go inside that pipe?

4439
04:17:57,280 --> 04:17:58,660
That's where I came into the equation.

4440
04:17:59,340 --> 04:18:01,480
We can't go down there because the cattle head shot us.

4441
04:18:01,480 --> 04:18:17,160
Just load the fucking thing, is it?

4442
04:18:19,840 --> 04:18:20,680
Just load it.

4443
04:18:20,680 --> 04:18:39,080
Fucking hell.

4444
04:18:40,680 --> 04:18:42,100
Where is this fan?

4445
04:18:42,720 --> 04:18:43,340
Ephraim, there.

4446
04:18:43,420 --> 04:18:45,700
You were telling me that there's a fan that I need to get to.

4447
04:18:45,740 --> 04:18:46,220
Where is it?

4448
04:18:46,240 --> 04:18:46,940
I can't see it.

4449
04:18:47,520 --> 04:18:48,120
Sorry, no.

4450
04:18:48,200 --> 04:18:50,400
I don't mean to be ratty or anything like that.

4451
04:18:50,400 --> 04:18:51,400
But it's...

4452
04:18:54,020 --> 04:18:56,020
It's fucking ten past eleven, you know?

4453
04:18:56,060 --> 04:18:57,700
We've been at this for four and a half hours.

4454
04:18:59,440 --> 04:18:59,760
Nearly.

4455
04:19:03,400 --> 04:19:04,440
You didn't write the guide.

4456
04:19:04,600 --> 04:19:05,480
Okay, well, I mean, look.

4457
04:19:05,560 --> 04:19:06,400
I'm just...

4458
04:19:07,060 --> 04:19:08,140
Confused here.

4459
04:19:08,260 --> 04:19:08,540
Where...

4460
04:19:08,540 --> 04:19:10,400
How do you climb up the...

4461
04:19:11,400 --> 04:19:14,380
The fucking thing.

4462
04:19:14,560 --> 04:19:14,840
It's...

4463
04:19:14,840 --> 04:19:15,720
It's not giving me...

4464
04:19:15,720 --> 04:19:18,700
It's not giving me any indication as to where I'm meant to be going here.

4465
04:19:20,120 --> 04:19:25,780
a bell in spurling thank you very much for your tip very very kind of you there

4466
04:19:25,780 --> 04:19:33,500
well sorry about the the injection of pace which is sadly it's just hit a bit of a

4467
04:19:33,500 --> 04:19:39,900
fucking speed bump it's nothing we can't handle but we keep on finding ourselves at the same

4468
04:19:39,900 --> 04:19:47,800
place again and again i've been here three times now you can't go down because the cat will get you

4469
04:19:48,980 --> 04:19:52,220
now we're on the typewriter again we're on the fucking messages again

4470
04:19:52,220 --> 04:20:09,540
maybe end the stream and come back to this to fresh i'm not coming back to this game i don't think

4471
04:20:17,840 --> 04:20:35,600
climb up the back of the desk on the raised hutch and connect the broken wires what's the hutch

4472
04:20:35,600 --> 04:20:39,520
hutch is where you keep rabbits like is it

4473
04:20:39,520 --> 04:20:52,140
has to be something to do with this this place here i'm inside this fucking thing

4474
04:20:52,140 --> 04:21:00,080
secret

4475
04:21:00,080 --> 04:21:08,340
go to the left underneath the desk you can go up the side go to go to the left

4476
04:21:08,340 --> 04:21:14,780
up underneath the desk you can go up the side you were on there a minute ago okay so i was right

4477
04:21:14,780 --> 04:21:19,760
here oh you can go up there no

4478
04:21:19,760 --> 04:21:47,620
what like what where where are you meant to be going man play the second message the messages don't have any bearing on what's going on sure they don't you can play the fucking messages it doesn't matter

4479
04:21:47,620 --> 04:21:56,060
i'm gonna play the message just because you're asking me to do it

4480
04:21:56,060 --> 04:22:25,180
Okay. Okay.

4481
04:22:25,180 --> 04:22:48,700
Okay. Okay. Thursday, 7.06 p.m. Right. Can you go up here, look? Can you climb up that bit?

4482
04:22:51,700 --> 04:23:14,020
Oh! Woo! Back in business. Let's do this. Come on. Roach zone. There's the wire. What do you do with this now? Do you fucking electrocute yourself? Is it? You too.

4483
04:23:16,660 --> 04:23:25,440
Quip, thank you very much there. So that's done that. He's like a little electrician, this cockroach.

4484
04:23:29,100 --> 04:23:32,840
What do I do now? I mean, do I put something on that wire? Do I?

4485
04:23:38,600 --> 04:23:41,940
Another fucking world of stuff here now that I have to investigate.

4486
04:23:45,540 --> 04:23:54,920
Paper in the printer now. Now you've got paper in the printer. Back to the fax machine. Okay, come on. This is good. We're working together. Symbiosis. Symbiosis.

4487
04:23:58,580 --> 04:24:17,500
Check the messages. He's an industrious little fucker, this cockroach. He knows what he's doing when he's given the right tools in the trade. He knows what he's at. Don't mind him. He's got a bit of attitude. Now there's paper in there. We press print, is it? Start.

4488
04:24:23,580 --> 04:24:28,580
What's that now? Nothing's happening. Copy. Okay.

4489
04:24:48,580 --> 04:24:57,080
Oh, I thought that was the end of the fucking game.

4490
04:24:58,760 --> 04:25:02,200
So now what? Now we've found out that he's dead or something, is it?

4491
04:25:04,740 --> 04:25:10,020
Still more to this, guys. It's not over yet. Don't go to bed just yet. Something crazy might happen.

4492
04:25:14,580 --> 04:25:18,400
What? Solid. Climb down the paper. Okay.

4493
04:25:21,200 --> 04:25:24,120
Don't run from your feelings. Discover answers. We've taken liberty.

4494
04:25:26,760 --> 04:25:28,880
Please feel free to contact me. Okay. Yeah.

4495
04:25:29,420 --> 04:25:30,540
Let's go down here.

4496
04:25:31,400 --> 04:25:36,500
I suppose you're meant to read all this just to give yourself an idea of what the story was.

4497
04:25:36,560 --> 04:25:46,960
But I mean, I don't think it's going to enhance my enjoyment of the game any more than to just getting it fucking finished over and done with it uninstalled.

4498
04:25:47,060 --> 04:25:47,500
What do you know?

4499
04:25:49,440 --> 04:25:50,240
Bon air.

4500
04:25:50,460 --> 04:25:52,600
Now, something to do with this pencil, is it?

4501
04:25:55,480 --> 04:25:58,700
Crawl down the papers to remote control.

4502
04:25:58,840 --> 04:26:02,820
Push the cigarette butt so it no longer blocks the remote control light.

4503
04:26:02,820 --> 04:26:09,840
Get on a butterfly and fly across the room. Interesting stuff.

4504
04:26:09,840 --> 04:26:16,060
Crawl down the papers to remote control. Push the cigarette butt so it no longer blocks the remote control light.

4505
04:26:16,200 --> 04:26:18,740
The infrared light there.

4506
04:26:25,440 --> 04:26:28,800
He's not moving this fucking thing. He's not moving the cigarette butt.

4507
04:26:30,540 --> 04:26:32,080
He's just turning it round.

4508
04:26:32,560 --> 04:26:34,980
It's still blocking the infrared.

4509
04:26:38,120 --> 04:26:40,180
Biz, thank you very much for the tip there.

4510
04:26:40,340 --> 04:26:41,100
And Guinness.

4511
04:26:42,120 --> 04:26:43,460
Thank you very much as well.

4512
04:26:43,520 --> 04:26:44,920
You see, Guinness are interested.

4513
04:26:45,080 --> 04:26:46,780
Guinness, it's the final furlong.

4514
04:26:47,080 --> 04:26:48,880
Now show us what you're worth, you see.

4515
04:26:48,880 --> 04:26:55,140
I think the cigarette is not blocking the thing there.

4516
04:26:55,400 --> 04:26:56,080
Maybe there.

4517
04:26:56,220 --> 04:26:58,000
And then we press the power on.

4518
04:27:01,300 --> 04:27:02,120
Great stuff.

4519
04:27:03,140 --> 04:27:04,720
Let's turn the TV on.

4520
04:27:05,100 --> 04:27:08,700
How does a TV that retro vintage have a remote that modern?

4521
04:27:09,060 --> 04:27:09,820
Doesn't make sense.

4522
04:27:09,820 --> 04:27:15,720
If you see me now, then you have also seen a man who's lost all hope.

4523
04:27:19,040 --> 04:27:20,040
He's running.

4524
04:27:20,700 --> 04:27:24,960
Trying to hide from all the anger and fear that has plagued him.

4525
04:27:26,000 --> 04:27:28,160
You cannot run from fear.

4526
04:27:28,560 --> 04:27:33,100
For no matter where you go, or what lies you may believe,

4527
04:27:33,420 --> 04:27:36,480
truth always stares back at you from the mirror.

4528
04:27:36,480 --> 04:27:38,400
Right, so that's my mother.

4529
04:27:40,060 --> 04:27:41,300
That's my mother, is it?

4530
04:27:43,840 --> 04:27:45,920
Now, according to Ephraim there,

4531
04:27:46,140 --> 04:27:49,240
who has been instrumental in making us

4532
04:27:49,240 --> 04:27:52,260
very, very proud of ourselves here,

4533
04:27:52,380 --> 04:27:55,860
we're going to complete an absolutely beautiful speedrun, it seems.

4534
04:27:56,000 --> 04:27:57,960
And we're going to get on back of a butterfly here

4535
04:27:57,960 --> 04:27:59,820
and fly away into the fucking sunset.

4536
04:28:00,560 --> 04:28:01,320
Sounds great.

4537
04:28:01,880 --> 04:28:03,760
Perhaps a metaphor for something or other.

4538
04:28:04,820 --> 04:28:08,420
Lovely full motion video of the budget, the rest of the budget went on this.

4539
04:28:29,540 --> 04:28:32,460
Now there's another section. Fuck off.

4540
04:28:32,460 --> 04:28:39,160
You're joking me. Fucking joking.

4541
04:28:39,160 --> 04:28:46,020
The last thing that I read was, get onto the butterfly, fly away. It sounded like it was the end of the game.

4542
04:28:47,640 --> 04:28:57,180
Crawl all the way to the left of the aquarium. Crawl down cord of heating pad. Watch video. Visit yourself on floor.

4543
04:29:01,180 --> 04:29:03,080
There's not a fucking good bit more of this.

4544
04:29:05,900 --> 04:29:09,000
Watch. Crawl down the cord of the heating pad.

4545
04:29:12,340 --> 04:29:14,140
What's this here? Is this the heating pad, is it?

4546
04:29:28,140 --> 04:29:30,260
Is it your watch video?

4547
04:29:32,360 --> 04:29:33,300
Where's the video?

4548
04:29:37,520 --> 04:29:38,340
What am I doing?

4549
04:29:39,000 --> 04:29:39,680
I go down.

4550
04:29:39,800 --> 04:29:40,400
Okay, okay.

4551
04:29:40,560 --> 04:29:41,380
Okay, okay, okay.

4552
04:29:41,500 --> 04:29:42,960
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

4553
04:29:42,960 --> 04:29:43,640
We go down there.

4554
04:29:44,140 --> 04:29:44,820
That's great.

4555
04:29:44,820 --> 04:30:10,060
Exit through fan on top right wall above experiment table.

4556
04:30:10,060 --> 04:30:29,600
Here, do I crawl on myself, is this?

4557
04:30:30,760 --> 04:30:31,320
No?

4558
04:30:34,780 --> 04:30:35,460
Shit.

4559
04:30:39,260 --> 04:30:40,460
Bizarre stuff, huh?

4560
04:30:41,480 --> 04:30:42,160
Bizarre.

4561
04:30:42,960 --> 04:30:43,360
Wait.

4562
04:30:47,540 --> 04:30:51,540
Exit through the fan on the top right of the wall above the experiment table.

4563
04:30:51,920 --> 04:30:52,860
So where's that, lads?

4564
04:30:52,980 --> 04:30:54,260
You know, where's the experiment table?

4565
04:31:08,460 --> 04:31:14,880
What?

4566
04:31:14,880 --> 04:31:14,900
What?

4567
04:31:14,900 --> 04:31:14,900
What?

4568
04:31:14,900 --> 04:31:14,900
What?

4569
04:31:18,900 --> 04:31:23,920
Do you have to try and get inside the pendant there with the old lidsdy?

4570
04:31:33,920 --> 04:31:36,600
Then east and north and then climb the table.

4571
04:31:38,420 --> 04:31:39,320
Back up the leg.

4572
04:31:41,040 --> 04:31:41,340
Come on.

4573
04:31:42,120 --> 04:31:43,360
We're on the fucking road now.

4574
04:31:43,420 --> 04:31:44,120
We're on the right road.

4575
04:31:44,200 --> 04:31:44,660
This is it.

4576
04:31:46,620 --> 04:31:47,720
The end is inside.

4577
04:31:49,320 --> 04:31:53,500
Climb the wall and head to the top left of the vent.

4578
04:31:53,840 --> 04:31:54,620
Let's do this.

4579
04:31:54,620 --> 04:31:54,620
Let's do this.

4580
04:31:55,880 --> 04:31:56,620
Music's good.

4581
04:32:02,000 --> 04:32:02,660
Lovely stuff.

4582
04:32:02,660 --> 04:32:32,640
Thank you.

4583
04:32:32,640 --> 04:33:02,620
Thank you.

4584
04:33:02,620 --> 04:33:32,600
Thank you.

4585
04:33:32,600 --> 04:33:34,600
Thank you.

4586
04:33:34,600 --> 04:33:35,720
Where's the cutscene, lads?

4587
04:33:38,140 --> 04:33:38,940
Save the game.

4588
04:33:55,560 --> 04:33:59,340
He doesn't like that. He doesn't like it when he gets stuck on the porcelain.

4589
04:34:04,860 --> 04:34:07,660
All this text look they wrote thinking we'd read it.

4590
04:34:10,940 --> 04:34:12,460
I'm sorry, Hench.

4591
04:34:13,480 --> 04:34:15,800
But I never could have raised him without you.

4592
04:34:16,220 --> 04:34:17,760
Take good care of him, sister.

4593
04:34:20,420 --> 04:34:22,480
And make sure he gets these when he's older.

4594
04:34:22,860 --> 04:34:23,880
The bar room.

4595
04:34:24,780 --> 04:34:26,380
There's no place for a kid.

4596
04:34:26,660 --> 04:34:27,320
Great acting.

4597
04:34:27,320 --> 04:34:28,620
Don't be worried, Mr. Petito.

4598
04:34:29,280 --> 04:34:29,860
We're his family now.

4599
04:34:29,860 --> 04:34:31,420
Really brings you inside.

4600
04:34:35,420 --> 04:34:36,440
I'm sorry.

4601
04:34:36,440 --> 04:34:44,820
Okay, now, right, back up the pipe, you say now, yeah?

4602
04:34:46,120 --> 04:34:47,980
We get up, back up the shower pipe.

4603
04:34:49,940 --> 04:34:53,880
Tell you something, there better be something at the end of this fucking thing, because...

4604
04:34:53,880 --> 04:34:59,060
Now he's stuck, I can't even see him, I can just hear him.

4605
04:35:05,340 --> 04:35:06,940
How do I get out of here now?

4606
04:35:25,080 --> 04:35:28,280
Get off the fucking thing, get off the...

4607
04:35:34,240 --> 04:35:38,280
Okay, back...

4608
04:35:38,280 --> 04:35:39,620
What was the next bit there?

4609
04:35:39,760 --> 04:35:43,840
Oh, back up the fucking shower pipe and then what?

4610
04:35:43,840 --> 04:35:45,420
Back to where I came, is it?

4611
04:35:46,880 --> 04:35:50,220
Sean Kibblehan, how are you?

4612
04:35:51,320 --> 04:35:54,080
Don't check the stock, check the drain pipes, you say.

4613
04:35:54,220 --> 04:36:01,880
Lovely reference there to Jimmy Juice's call to Hong Kong back in 2019.

4614
04:36:03,160 --> 04:36:06,280
Through the vent, Gwigzy, the vent that I came in.

4615
04:36:06,280 --> 04:36:06,880
This...

4616
04:36:06,880 --> 04:36:10,480
Right.

4617
04:36:10,480 --> 04:36:14,520
Right.

4618
04:36:14,520 --> 04:36:33,160
I can feel the tension building now.

4619
04:36:33,160 --> 04:36:35,580
We're getting closer.

4620
04:36:35,580 --> 04:36:38,340
So, we're back through the vent.

4621
04:36:40,080 --> 04:36:41,040
What does this...

4622
04:36:41,040 --> 04:36:42,620
What does this mean for us now?

4623
04:36:51,960 --> 04:36:54,860
I don't want to fall asleep, lads, but I mean, it's getting late.

4624
04:36:55,340 --> 04:36:55,880
What's...

4625
04:36:55,880 --> 04:36:56,460
What's...

4626
04:36:56,460 --> 04:36:59,000
I need to scroll back up here to see...

4627
04:36:59,000 --> 04:37:02,560
The comment that was left that told us what to do was...

4628
04:37:02,560 --> 04:37:07,460
So, the last known comment from Gwigzy was through the vent.

4629
04:37:07,560 --> 04:37:08,380
I've gone through the vent.

4630
04:37:08,740 --> 04:37:09,480
Head east.

4631
04:37:10,560 --> 04:37:12,440
Until you see a break in the cobwebs.

4632
04:37:12,520 --> 04:37:13,280
Crawl upwards.

4633
04:37:13,820 --> 04:37:15,220
Then go through that vent.

4634
04:37:15,340 --> 04:37:16,160
Could leave the area.

4635
04:37:16,160 --> 04:37:23,820
Creeping Roach Biden.

4636
04:37:37,280 --> 04:37:39,200
You slay me.

4637
04:37:40,000 --> 04:37:40,680
Kiss kiss.

4638
04:37:41,300 --> 04:37:42,540
Oh, kiss sukey.

4639
04:37:44,280 --> 04:37:45,440
Roach pre-production.

4640
04:37:45,580 --> 04:37:46,200
Reproduction.

4641
04:37:47,820 --> 04:37:48,940
Oh, beautiful.

4642
04:37:49,180 --> 04:37:49,440
Beautiful.

4643
04:37:53,520 --> 04:37:54,280
Oh.

4644
04:37:54,400 --> 04:37:57,960
What do I have to do?

4645
04:38:16,200 --> 04:38:17,640
Oh, who's this guy now?

4646
04:38:18,000 --> 04:38:19,940
Another bug with a tale to tell.

4647
04:38:19,940 --> 04:38:23,220
See me for the last time when you pass through the wall.

4648
04:38:23,920 --> 04:38:26,720
The blades in a wind tunnel cause you to stall.

4649
04:38:27,760 --> 04:38:30,940
In order to stop it, enter a muse.

4650
04:38:32,300 --> 04:38:33,560
Don't give up quickly.

4651
04:38:33,760 --> 04:38:35,280
Don't blow your fuse.

4652
04:38:35,780 --> 04:38:39,320
But first, there's the feline below on the mat.

4653
04:38:40,280 --> 04:38:43,880
Remember, curiosity can kill the cat.

4654
04:38:45,980 --> 04:38:46,520
Right.

4655
04:38:48,520 --> 04:38:49,040
Kiss.

4656
04:38:49,040 --> 04:38:50,040
Kiss.

4657
04:39:15,680 --> 04:39:17,420
Am I going back to the vent again?

4658
04:39:17,420 --> 04:39:31,420
I'm heading east and I can't get to the vent. I have to go back to the picture of the lady

4659
04:39:31,420 --> 04:39:44,920
and then go north. Back two frames. Now, what's the point of this? Now I'm just going to get

4660
04:39:44,920 --> 04:40:12,420
blown back out of the fucking thing. Do you have to go and hang out with the cat, is

4661
04:40:12,420 --> 04:40:19,420
it? Maybe I get on this? Book's back here.

4662
04:40:19,420 --> 04:40:26,420
Bees. Thank you very much for the tip. My cat is hooked on this Roach TV.

4663
04:40:26,420 --> 04:40:33,420
Fucking sick of this. I'm back at this place now. I didn't want to go here. Back with...

4664
04:40:33,420 --> 04:40:46,200
Bees, thank you very much for the tip.

4665
04:40:46,620 --> 04:40:48,800
My cat is hooked on this roach TV.

4666
04:40:50,080 --> 04:40:50,960
Fucking sick of this.

4667
04:40:51,020 --> 04:40:52,120
I'm back at this place now.

4668
04:40:52,200 --> 04:40:53,660
I didn't want to go here.

4669
04:40:54,080 --> 04:40:54,400
Back.

4670
04:41:00,300 --> 04:41:00,940
Skip that.

4671
04:41:01,080 --> 04:41:02,220
Fuck you can skip that.

4672
04:41:02,320 --> 04:41:03,380
I'm only just realized that.

4673
04:41:03,900 --> 04:41:04,560
Press escape.

4674
04:41:04,680 --> 04:41:05,240
It skips it.

4675
04:41:11,640 --> 04:41:12,760
Let's get this going.

4676
04:41:13,020 --> 04:41:13,880
Let's get this going.

4677
04:41:13,960 --> 04:41:14,760
We're nearly there.

4678
04:41:14,860 --> 04:41:16,200
It has to be nearly there.

4679
04:41:23,340 --> 04:41:26,420
Do I have to go down and find the cat?

4680
04:41:26,500 --> 04:41:27,360
Is that where I'm going?

4681
04:41:28,840 --> 04:41:30,180
Something to do with the cat.

4682
04:41:30,180 --> 04:41:32,620
"The

4683
04:41:32,620 --> 04:41:34,820
US of the

4684
04:41:34,820 --> 04:41:37,420
Gas,

4685
04:41:37,420 --> 04:41:39,380
the

4686
04:41:39,380 --> 04:41:40,300
'Fu

4687
04:41:40,300 --> 04:41:42,460
'

4688
04:41:42,460 --> 04:41:44,620
We

4689
04:41:44,620 --> 04:42:02,620
'Fu'

4690
04:42:02,620 --> 04:42:10,620
The fuse box is in a different area, but... so I have to go back to the... I don't know, I don't where in Goldman.

4691
04:42:10,620 --> 04:42:16,620
"Cook Roach, thank you very much."

4692
04:42:16,620 --> 04:42:28,620
"The lads have gone now, both Guigzi in a frame, they've gone. They're sick of it. And they're not giving me any... they've done with the information.

4693
04:42:28,620 --> 04:42:34,620
"Follow the other Roaches that says Neville." "I just don't feel like that's a good idea, Neville."

4694
04:42:34,620 --> 04:42:39,620
"I really don't feel like that's a good idea." "I'm wasting my time."

4695
04:42:39,620 --> 04:42:46,620
"Something to do at the beginning, but the fuse box is in the basement."

4696
04:42:46,620 --> 04:42:54,620
"I'm having a... I'm having a fucking panic attack now, nearly." "This is the... the other Roaches going up here."

4697
04:42:54,620 --> 04:43:09,620
"I'm having a fucking panic attack now, nearly." "This is the... the other Roaches going up here."

4698
04:43:09,620 --> 04:43:33,620
*Sigh*

4699
04:43:33,620 --> 04:43:37,620
*Sigh*

4700
04:43:37,620 --> 04:43:41,620
Conrad, thank you very, very much.

4701
04:43:41,620 --> 04:43:49,620
He says, "Play this 28 year old game to its conclusion. It's vital to everyone. People are seeing fuse box to turn on the fan."

4702
04:43:49,620 --> 04:43:53,620
I can, I can hear ya. I hear ya. The fuse box. People are seeing it.

4703
04:43:53,620 --> 04:43:57,620
Where is the fuse box? Do I have to get back on the butterfly?

4704
04:43:57,620 --> 04:44:11,620
I'm trying to get down to the cat as well. It's not happening.

4705
04:44:11,620 --> 04:44:17,780
when you say near the start of the game

4706
04:44:17,780 --> 04:44:20,560
that's great and everything but how'd you get to there

4707
04:44:20,560 --> 04:44:23,820
I'm just gonna get on the butterfly and fuck off back

4708
04:44:23,820 --> 04:44:25,920
because they wouldn't have given you the option

4709
04:44:25,920 --> 04:44:27,240
to re

4710
04:44:27,240 --> 04:44:30,680
fucking embark

4711
04:44:30,680 --> 04:44:32,840
on the butterfly

4712
04:44:32,840 --> 04:44:36,660
and this guy's gonna take us back to somewhere we need to go

4713
04:44:36,660 --> 04:44:38,320
we need to short the fuse again now

4714
04:44:38,320 --> 04:44:42,480
the fuse box was where I can't even remember

4715
04:44:42,480 --> 04:44:44,680
where that fuse box was or is

4716
04:44:44,680 --> 04:45:02,280
it's too much information I think

4717
04:45:02,280 --> 04:45:04,520
some people are lying to me now as well

4718
04:45:04,520 --> 04:45:06,000
I'm getting very

4719
04:45:06,000 --> 04:45:07,900
very confused

4720
04:45:07,900 --> 04:45:37,880
*music*

4721
04:45:37,880 --> 04:45:46,560
I don't know what I'm doing lads. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. To be honest.

4722
04:45:46,560 --> 04:46:02,560
*music*

4723
04:46:02,560 --> 04:46:08,880
to the basement i don't i don't know how to get there i mean i i find it hard to believe that the

4724
04:46:08,880 --> 04:46:12,640
the information was coming thick and fast and it was all on point as well and then

4725
04:46:13,280 --> 04:46:20,400
out of nowhere it just seemingly stopped like ephraim winslow you've done a great job

4726
04:46:20,400 --> 04:46:26,880
of helping me out but now you're simply just saying bin it and watch the ending but how come

4727
04:46:26,880 --> 04:46:31,280
you you were you were giving me such great information now the information is just gone to

4728
04:46:31,280 --> 04:46:43,920
throw it in the bin thank you very much conrad01 there who says cough cough hint hint let's have a look

4729
04:46:45,440 --> 04:46:52,160
i mean just just give it all up now after the i've gone through on this would be a bit of a

4730
04:46:52,160 --> 04:46:59,040
kick in the teeth people who have tipped as well they want to see a good show here you had to do a

4731
04:46:59,040 --> 04:47:04,800
step at the beginning of the game you didn't do it are you serious fuse box at the very beginning in

4732
04:47:04,800 --> 04:47:11,840
the basement you're supposed to short fuse box and then be able to take that fence so how do i get to

4733
04:47:11,840 --> 04:47:17,040
the beginning is what i'm saying oh yeah i keep on getting that information there snake that's nice and

4734
04:47:17,040 --> 04:47:35,760
everything thanks for that information how do i get there there's pipes there's pipes where's the pipes

4735
04:47:37,040 --> 04:47:49,040
there's a pipe up here is there let's find the pipe and get out of here there's a pipe

4736
04:47:53,360 --> 04:48:03,120
know the chain reaction that is part of all things remember every action ripples and ripples and ripples

4737
04:48:03,120 --> 04:48:11,840
this isn't some time paradox is it that bloats and festers until there is a spark and then all is lost in fire

4738
04:48:12,800 --> 04:48:19,360
but it is never too late to help those in the path of the fire they need only to be warned in time

4739
04:48:22,560 --> 04:48:32,320
oh back to the this

4740
04:48:45,440 --> 04:48:55,200
how did shefei play this game

4741
04:49:04,640 --> 04:49:26,400
be lying oh that's that i'm done with this what a bag of shite this has turned out to be in the end huh

4742
04:49:26,400 --> 04:49:41,520
you can't give up now but i'm losing the will to live and nobody's giving me the correct you're

4743
04:49:41,520 --> 04:49:47,360
giving me correct information that's that's nice but it's just the where to next you know

4744
04:49:52,560 --> 04:49:57,360
killian mac has just said that someone's sending me on a wild goose chase well the goose chase is over lads

4745
04:50:00,800 --> 04:50:06,560
quit won't even let me quit

4746
04:50:06,560 --> 04:50:36,540
Thank you.

4747
04:50:36,540 --> 04:51:06,520
Thank you.

4748
04:51:06,520 --> 04:51:36,500
Thank you.

4749
04:51:36,500 --> 04:51:38,500
Thank you.

4750
04:51:38,500 --> 04:51:41,700
We didn't fucking go down the steam route on it.

4751
04:52:05,700 --> 04:52:07,500
CD-ROM.

4752
04:52:07,500 --> 04:52:10,460
What can I say?

4753
04:52:12,680 --> 04:52:17,820
Other than thank you very much and sorry for not honouring.

4754
04:52:19,400 --> 04:52:27,240
Such an unbelievably beautiful, bountiful tip with a solid showing at the fucking Roach Works.

4755
04:52:28,240 --> 04:52:29,400
But I will go back to it.

4756
04:52:29,560 --> 04:52:33,180
Thank you very, very much for that kind, heart and generous Rambam Jovi.

4757
04:52:33,320 --> 04:52:34,180
Unbelievable stuff.

4758
04:52:34,300 --> 04:52:35,560
Poddy Bob, thank you very much.

4759
04:52:35,560 --> 04:52:41,280
I just read on the only walkthrough site that in the basement at the start of the game, you have to turn the fan off.

4760
04:52:41,940 --> 04:52:47,180
So the only way, unfortunately, is to track back to turn it off and you can enter that fan that was blowing you off.

4761
04:52:47,520 --> 04:52:48,280
That'll be fine.

4762
04:52:48,320 --> 04:52:48,920
I'll do that.

4763
04:52:49,480 --> 04:52:51,800
It was just, how do I get back there, you know?

4764
04:52:52,620 --> 04:53:02,640
And I just need to re-engage with it tomorrow or on another stream and I'll have a fresher outlook.

4765
04:53:04,440 --> 04:53:04,940
But it's just not happening right now.

4766
04:53:04,940 --> 04:53:07,680
But it's just not happening right now, I'm afraid.

4767
04:53:08,820 --> 04:53:14,640
Because right now, it's time to really take out the trash.

4768
04:53:16,160 --> 04:53:19,000
There's a few cockroaches that need fucking cleaning out.

4769
04:53:19,720 --> 04:53:21,680
And I've got the, I've got the spree.

4770
04:53:23,540 --> 04:53:24,700
Let's just say that.

4771
04:53:25,940 --> 04:53:27,000
Ready to spree.

4772
04:53:30,420 --> 04:53:36,080
Some of these, some of these cockroaches that are going to get gulagged so hard, they're not even going to know what hit them.

4773
04:53:36,080 --> 04:53:45,140
Quick pistol.

4774
04:53:45,140 --> 04:53:47,800
Moon dust.

4775
04:53:50,800 --> 04:53:53,480
Moon dust.

4776
04:53:55,360 --> 04:53:57,100
Moon dust is still a problem.

4777
04:53:58,780 --> 04:53:59,240
Moon dust.

4778
04:54:04,000 --> 04:54:04,960
Moon dust.

4779
04:54:06,880 --> 04:54:07,800
Moon dust.

4780
04:54:09,020 --> 04:54:09,800
Moon dust.

4781
04:54:09,800 --> 04:54:10,800
Moon dust.

4782
04:54:10,800 --> 04:54:12,020
the box minister.

4783
04:54:12,020 --> 04:54:41,380
Oh, fuck.

4784
04:54:42,020 --> 04:54:44,900
Just remembered what's happened there.

4785
04:54:45,520 --> 04:54:50,260
Spent four hours, five hours nearly playing a fucking cockroach game.

4786
04:54:52,260 --> 04:54:54,340
I left the room there just to go to the toilet.

4787
04:54:54,540 --> 04:55:04,220
And now I've come back and realized that I've thrown it all away in a fit of anger and inadequacy.

4788
04:55:04,640 --> 04:55:05,960
I'm sorry about that.

4789
04:55:07,180 --> 04:55:09,060
Let's just try and forget about that now.

4790
04:55:11,060 --> 04:55:18,240
Hyper fucking virtual violence will just help to take our minds off.

4791
04:55:18,320 --> 04:55:19,920
Maybe wind down like, you know.

4792
04:55:20,700 --> 04:55:26,820
I mean, it does have a proven track record of making me even more upset.

4793
04:55:27,880 --> 04:55:35,900
But let's hope that that isn't the conclusion now, because as I said before, last night was a different network situation.

4794
04:55:35,900 --> 04:55:38,720
That's why I was getting slotted too fast.

4795
04:55:38,900 --> 04:55:40,460
Thanks very much for the tips, lads.

4796
04:55:40,520 --> 04:55:41,420
Sorry, I missed you there.

4797
04:55:41,940 --> 04:55:42,960
You hammered your roach.

4798
04:55:42,960 --> 04:55:43,620
Thank you very much.

4799
04:55:43,620 --> 04:55:44,160
Too poe.

4800
04:55:44,200 --> 04:55:44,940
Thank you very much.

4801
04:55:46,140 --> 04:55:47,440
And you're filthy.

4802
04:55:47,580 --> 04:55:48,360
Thanks very much.

4803
04:55:49,120 --> 04:55:55,080
And grid reigns as third paragraph to do the fan stuff and then a link to the walkthrough as well.

4804
04:55:55,140 --> 04:55:56,380
I'm not going to need that walkthrough.

4805
04:55:56,460 --> 04:56:02,480
I'm going to re-engage with the cockroach game again at a later time.

4806
04:56:03,040 --> 04:56:04,140
And I'll just finish it.

4807
04:56:04,200 --> 04:56:04,700
It'll be easy.

4808
04:56:04,780 --> 04:56:05,280
It'll be piss.

4809
04:56:06,280 --> 04:56:06,840
Moon dust.

4810
04:56:10,220 --> 04:56:19,700
Right now, it's all about consolidation and getting through into a real tense, hyperbaric chamber moment.

4811
04:56:20,620 --> 04:56:21,540
And, uh...

4812
04:56:21,540 --> 04:56:23,180
Who do these people think they are?

4813
04:56:23,240 --> 04:56:25,080
It's time to really take out the trash.

4814
04:56:25,160 --> 04:56:26,980
I said I was going to take out the trash.

4815
04:56:27,420 --> 04:56:28,400
And I mean it.

4816
04:56:29,040 --> 04:56:29,420
Tom.

4817
04:56:31,600 --> 04:56:32,080
Hello.

4818
04:56:34,020 --> 04:56:35,280
How are you getting on, Tom?

4819
04:56:35,340 --> 04:56:39,500
It's great to fucking have you back inside the manifold, so to speak.

4820
04:56:39,500 --> 04:56:42,480
Lovely stuff.

4821
04:56:42,600 --> 04:56:47,000
Let's get into this and let's get deep down and dirty.

4822
04:56:50,160 --> 04:56:51,960
Fuck off that cockroach right now.

4823
04:56:52,020 --> 04:56:53,000
This is the real stuff.

4824
04:56:53,120 --> 04:56:56,840
This is where it all begins to come together.

4825
04:56:58,100 --> 04:56:59,200
Thanks very much, Tom.

4826
04:56:59,240 --> 04:57:00,140
It's great to have you back.

4827
04:57:02,080 --> 04:57:03,240
How are you keeping yourself?

4828
04:57:04,780 --> 04:57:05,740
Not too bad now.

4829
04:57:05,820 --> 04:57:09,040
I've just been having a bit of a nap there.

4830
04:57:09,040 --> 04:57:10,100
And, uh...

4831
04:57:10,100 --> 04:57:12,500
I'd be awake now for the next couple of hours, I'd say.

4832
04:57:12,600 --> 04:57:13,100
So...

4833
04:57:13,100 --> 04:57:19,600
Thought I'd jump on and give you a hand when I got the notification that you were, uh...

4834
04:57:19,600 --> 04:57:20,800
Doing the old war zone.

4835
04:57:21,340 --> 04:57:22,940
Thought I'd come back on now.

4836
04:57:23,940 --> 04:57:25,360
The rhetoric will flutter you.

4837
04:57:27,400 --> 04:57:28,320
Yeah, and, uh...

4838
04:57:28,320 --> 04:57:32,020
Thanks very much there, Damn Shame and Crunch Minister and Kitty Boo.

4839
04:57:32,180 --> 04:57:34,500
Thank you very, very much for the tips there.

4840
04:57:34,640 --> 04:57:36,800
And words of consolidation as well.

4841
04:57:36,860 --> 04:57:37,840
And consolation.

4842
04:57:38,340 --> 04:57:39,100
Should I say.

4843
04:57:40,300 --> 04:57:41,080
Get this going.

4844
04:57:41,160 --> 04:57:41,720
Let's do this.

4845
04:57:41,760 --> 04:57:42,480
Let's get this going.

4846
04:57:46,560 --> 04:57:48,360
We don't come here to play games.

4847
04:57:51,120 --> 04:57:52,700
That is not what we're here for.

4848
04:57:53,320 --> 04:57:53,980
What about this?

4849
04:57:54,060 --> 04:57:55,200
Two fucking machine guns.

4850
04:57:55,280 --> 04:57:56,560
We've got a load of killstreaks.

4851
04:57:56,800 --> 04:57:57,940
Liquid killstreaks.

4852
04:58:02,020 --> 04:58:03,760
Thank you very much, Bill Roach.

4853
04:58:05,340 --> 04:58:06,260
Damn Shame.

4854
04:58:06,340 --> 04:58:07,540
And now the gas is coming in.

4855
04:58:07,600 --> 04:58:08,180
That's not great.

4856
04:58:08,180 --> 04:58:16,580
One, two, one, two.

4857
04:58:16,680 --> 04:58:17,600
Okay, the game audio.

4858
04:58:17,760 --> 04:58:19,880
I'm not sure how loud that game audio is.

4859
04:58:20,200 --> 04:58:21,360
Let's just check that out.

4860
04:58:21,420 --> 04:58:23,500
I've got a gas mask on us already.

4861
04:58:24,080 --> 04:58:26,240
Let's get to the fucking, uh...

4862
04:58:26,240 --> 04:58:27,020
We need a car.

4863
04:58:27,100 --> 04:58:28,120
We need a vehicle or something.

4864
04:58:33,160 --> 04:58:34,000
Get onto that.

4865
04:58:34,560 --> 04:58:35,340
Get onto that.

4866
04:58:37,560 --> 04:58:39,080
There's lads all around us.

4867
04:58:39,100 --> 04:58:41,740
I can see the smoke being popped and all sorts.

4868
04:58:48,440 --> 04:58:51,920
None of these other lads are powered by Roach Rage.

4869
04:58:52,060 --> 04:58:52,960
Says Two Dogs.

4870
04:58:53,040 --> 04:58:53,340
Indeed.

4871
04:58:53,640 --> 04:58:56,460
I feel as though it could really be...

4872
04:58:56,460 --> 04:58:59,300
The difference when it comes to the fucking battles.

4873
04:59:00,040 --> 04:59:01,460
Up close and personal.

4874
04:59:02,040 --> 04:59:03,060
And we're being tracked.

4875
04:59:04,620 --> 04:59:05,500
That's great to know.

4876
04:59:05,720 --> 04:59:06,340
That's great to know.

4877
04:59:06,400 --> 04:59:06,900
Let's have you.

4878
04:59:06,940 --> 04:59:29,660
Go down there.

4879
04:59:29,660 --> 04:59:30,820
Grab the Connie.

4880
04:59:33,820 --> 04:59:35,200
And consolidate.

4881
04:59:38,200 --> 04:59:39,560
Someone's just jumped down there.

4882
04:59:39,620 --> 04:59:39,760
Look.

4883
04:59:43,900 --> 04:59:44,840
He got iced.

4884
04:59:46,560 --> 04:59:47,680
We better watch out.

4885
04:59:47,720 --> 04:59:49,180
Because someone seems to have the jump.

4886
04:59:57,820 --> 05:00:00,520
Your man's probably inside the building downstairs or something.

4887
05:00:01,460 --> 05:00:04,160
But it's not the fucker that's following you anyway.

4888
05:00:04,400 --> 05:00:05,000
He's downstairs.

4889
05:00:17,080 --> 05:00:17,400
Bomb.

4890
05:00:17,400 --> 05:00:17,740
Bomb.

4891
05:00:17,940 --> 05:00:18,540
Bomb drone.

4892
05:00:18,540 --> 05:00:19,860
You got to load out.

4893
05:00:19,940 --> 05:00:20,600
Drop inbound.

4894
05:00:20,600 --> 05:00:32,500
Still coming it's still fucking coming for us the bomb drone.

4895
05:00:32,500 --> 05:00:36,840
Ha waste of skin.

4896
05:00:36,840 --> 05:00:47,000
Roach stew thank you very much for the tip there let's get this load out going.

4897
05:00:47,000 --> 05:00:55,760
Should have maybe leveled accusations of fucking air strike at people.

4898
05:00:55,760 --> 05:01:02,000
Once we get that AK-47 voodoo yetonomic no 47 here we go back in blues.

4899
05:01:02,000 --> 05:01:05,000
Go for a swim.

4900
05:01:05,000 --> 05:01:09,500
They won't expect the fishy man.

4901
05:01:09,500 --> 05:01:13,400
Nobody expects the fishy man.

4902
05:01:13,400 --> 05:01:22,160
The man at one with the water. H2O. Nature's mother nature's liquid.

4903
05:01:22,160 --> 05:01:33,920
Nothing like it. I tell you something. I've just remembered we have more than enough reasons to be gunning for a victory now with this champions quest contract.

4904
05:01:33,920 --> 05:01:42,680
Obviously I did shite on at length about this champions quest bullshit there yesterday.

4905
05:01:42,680 --> 05:01:51,440
Now when we're not sharing the internet with the streaming PC.

4906
05:01:51,440 --> 05:01:56,200
I'm doing mean business now.

4907
05:01:56,200 --> 05:01:58,200
And I think over to the bath house.

4908
05:01:58,200 --> 05:02:00,200
Who the fuck is air strike in this?

4909
05:02:00,200 --> 05:02:02,960
Target marked. Request fire mission.

4910
05:02:02,960 --> 05:02:04,960
Be great if my air strike gets him.

4911
05:02:04,960 --> 05:02:08,960
Be fucking lovely if my air strike gets him.

4912
05:02:08,960 --> 05:02:11,720
Nothing. No. He's jumped down.

4913
05:02:11,720 --> 05:02:13,720
What about a mortar?

4914
05:02:13,720 --> 05:02:17,720
What about a mortar? Do you want that?

4915
05:02:17,720 --> 05:02:20,720
No? Are you even there?

4916
05:02:20,720 --> 05:02:24,720
He's smoking himself down there.

4917
05:02:24,720 --> 05:02:26,720
*Pain*

4918
05:02:26,720 --> 05:02:26,720
*Pain*

4919
05:02:26,720 --> 05:02:26,720
*Pain*

4920
05:02:26,720 --> 05:02:27,720
*Pain*

4921
05:02:27,720 --> 05:02:28,720
*Pain*

4922
05:02:28,720 --> 05:02:29,720
*Pain*

4923
05:02:29,720 --> 05:02:30,720
*Pain*

4924
05:02:30,720 --> 05:02:31,720
*Pain*

4925
05:02:31,720 --> 05:02:32,720
*Pain*

4926
05:02:32,720 --> 05:02:33,720
*Pain*

4927
05:02:33,720 --> 05:02:34,720
*Pain*

4928
05:02:34,720 --> 05:02:35,720
*Pain*

4929
05:02:35,720 --> 05:02:35,720
*Pain*

4930
05:02:35,720 --> 05:02:36,720
*Pain*

4931
05:02:36,720 --> 05:02:37,720
*Pain*

4932
05:02:37,720 --> 05:02:38,720
*Pain*

4933
05:02:38,720 --> 05:02:39,720
*Pain*

4934
05:02:39,720 --> 05:02:40,720
*Pain*

4935
05:02:40,720 --> 05:02:41,720
*Pain*

4936
05:02:41,720 --> 05:02:42,720
*Pain*

4937
05:02:42,720 --> 05:02:43,720
*Pain*

4938
05:02:43,720 --> 05:02:44,720
*Pain*

4939
05:02:44,720 --> 05:02:45,720
*Pain*

4940
05:02:45,720 --> 05:02:46,720
*Pain*

4941
05:02:46,720 --> 05:02:47,720
*Pain*

4942
05:02:47,720 --> 05:02:48,720
*Pain*

4943
05:02:48,720 --> 05:02:49,720
*Pain*

4944
05:02:49,720 --> 05:02:51,720
Should've gone into the fucking bath house

4945
05:02:51,720 --> 05:02:53,720
When we had the chance

4946
05:02:53,720 --> 05:02:54,720
Turkish bath

4947
05:02:54,720 --> 05:02:57,720
Great evasionary tactics going on here I mean

4948
05:02:57,720 --> 05:02:59,720
Obviously no body bags as of yet

4949
05:02:59,720 --> 05:03:02,720
But I tell you I'm really feeling the fucking vibe

4950
05:03:02,720 --> 05:03:03,720
I'm feeling primed

4951
05:03:03,720 --> 05:03:05,720
Amazonian prime

4952
05:03:05,720 --> 05:03:11,720
Just need to wait for any bad ombres to appear here and it's gonna be lights out

4953
05:03:11,720 --> 05:03:14,720
Goodnight Vienna the whole shebang

4954
05:03:14,720 --> 05:03:17,720
Thank you very much there Nick Ryan

4955
05:03:17,720 --> 05:03:19,720
And main approver of stuff for the tip

4956
05:03:19,720 --> 05:03:20,720
*Pain*

4957
05:03:20,720 --> 05:03:21,720
*Pain*

4958
05:03:21,720 --> 05:03:22,720
*Pain*

4959
05:03:22,720 --> 05:03:23,720
*Pain*

4960
05:03:23,720 --> 05:03:24,720
*Pain*

4961
05:03:24,720 --> 05:03:25,720
*Pain*

4962
05:03:25,720 --> 05:03:26,720
*Pain*

4963
05:03:26,720 --> 05:03:27,720
*Pain*

4964
05:03:27,720 --> 05:03:28,720
*Pain*

4965
05:03:28,720 --> 05:03:29,720
*Pain*

4966
05:03:29,720 --> 05:03:30,720
*Pain*

4967
05:03:30,720 --> 05:03:31,720
*Pain*

4968
05:03:31,720 --> 05:03:32,720
There's one down there

4969
05:03:32,720 --> 05:03:34,720
Requesting Ordinance

4970
05:03:34,720 --> 05:03:35,720
Position up

4971
05:03:35,720 --> 05:03:36,720
Copy that

4972
05:03:36,720 --> 05:03:37,720
Order check it down

4973
05:03:37,720 --> 05:04:01,220
Okay. Okay. So we've got a fucking big, big situation here. Two players. One downstairs. Just down here.

4974
05:04:03,640 --> 05:04:23,520
No? He's deep. He's very deep. You're fucking joking me, man. I hit him with 10 times. NATO Human Resources, thank you very much.

4975
05:04:29,560 --> 05:04:41,340
Brooch material. You were absolutely shook to the core in that brooch game. You need to really get inside the eye of the tiger here. Slip inside the eye of your mind.

4976
05:04:43,100 --> 05:04:43,960
Let's do that.

4977
05:04:48,280 --> 05:04:51,320
He had mega plates. I think he had mega plates on him.

4978
05:05:05,000 --> 05:05:13,380
Nearly had the fucker. Doesn't matter though. We'll get him again. It was just warming up. Nothing too hectic at all. Nothing I can't handle, Tom.

4979
05:05:14,280 --> 05:05:27,480
Nothing you can't handle. And look, we've been here before. We know what the situation is. It's just a teething problem. A minor blip on the otherwise perfect scoresheet and scorecard.

4980
05:05:28,220 --> 05:05:33,580
Darren Mack there saying serious lag. I'll tell you something. I don't think there was much lag. Didn't feel laggy at all, did it?

4981
05:05:34,840 --> 05:05:45,060
Didn't feel laggy at all. Felt like it was smooth. Like it was buttery. It was silky. I'm just, you know, I'm landing in there. I'm shook to the roach core.

4982
05:05:45,720 --> 05:05:50,480
After navigating my way through a fucking apartment block as a roach for nearly five hours.

4983
05:05:51,000 --> 05:05:57,400
It just leaves you a little bit kind of PTSD'd. Post-traumatic roach disorder.

4984
05:05:57,400 --> 05:06:11,260
Or otherwise. And now it's time to really channel that negativity, that hardship that was, you know, experienced throughout those few hours.

4985
05:06:11,680 --> 05:06:19,660
And push that towards a reasonable victory here. And it's a victory. It's victory or nothing. It's victory or a bust.

4986
05:06:20,660 --> 05:06:27,680
This is the Champions League. This is 30 wins we need to get before the season ends.

4987
05:06:29,000 --> 05:06:33,980
So it's, it's a tall, it's a tall order. I think we've got what it takes.

4988
05:06:34,940 --> 05:06:37,560
I think we have the medal. But it's going to be a test.

4989
05:06:38,060 --> 05:06:39,080
Sweaty fists.

4990
05:06:40,380 --> 05:06:45,960
It's going to be a test, all right. I mean, if you could do it in five in a row, then you'd have it done in no time.

4991
05:06:46,120 --> 05:06:50,760
But look, that's, that's not happening. But she did win three games last week.

4992
05:06:52,540 --> 05:07:00,180
Anything could happen from here on in if you really hunker down and try to maintain a level of consistency.

4993
05:07:00,180 --> 05:07:06,780
Consistency being the key thing that you've lacked in the last few sessions.

4994
05:07:06,780 --> 05:07:14,180
Yeah. It's nothing. It's nothing I can't handle.

4995
05:07:14,680 --> 05:07:15,120
Moondust.

4996
05:07:17,340 --> 05:07:17,980
Moondust.

4997
05:07:20,260 --> 05:07:21,540
Moondust is still a problem.

4998
05:07:23,140 --> 05:07:23,700
Moondust.

4999
05:07:26,020 --> 05:07:26,580
Moondust.

5000
05:07:28,880 --> 05:07:29,440
Moondust.

5001
05:07:31,720 --> 05:07:32,280
Moondust.

5002
05:07:32,880 --> 05:07:36,140
And the game was unironically about PTSD.

5003
05:07:36,380 --> 05:07:37,140
The Roach game.

5004
05:07:37,920 --> 05:07:38,860
Says Tupo there.

5005
05:07:39,020 --> 05:07:39,240
So I mean.

5006
05:07:40,120 --> 05:07:41,000
If anything.

5007
05:07:41,280 --> 05:07:42,520
I was feeling.

5008
05:07:43,040 --> 05:07:46,420
What the writers and developers were trying to channel.

5009
05:07:46,640 --> 05:07:48,600
What they were trying to get across there.

5010
05:07:49,800 --> 05:07:51,600
But I'm going to watch the.

5011
05:07:52,480 --> 05:07:53,500
Once that game.

5012
05:07:53,640 --> 05:07:55,200
Once that Roach game is finished.

5013
05:07:55,380 --> 05:07:56,300
And it will be finished.

5014
05:07:56,400 --> 05:07:57,340
You mark my words.

5015
05:07:57,680 --> 05:07:58,360
Once that's done.

5016
05:07:58,440 --> 05:08:00,020
I need to watch the Shafé interview.

5017
05:08:00,920 --> 05:08:01,940
Those two fellas again.

5018
05:08:02,780 --> 05:08:03,340
Finish it.

5019
05:08:04,340 --> 05:08:05,020
The interview.

5020
05:08:05,320 --> 05:08:07,240
And really analyze what they said.

5021
05:08:07,660 --> 05:08:09,920
Because I knew they were lying from the outset.

5022
05:08:09,920 --> 05:08:11,920
To Shafé.

5023
05:08:12,540 --> 05:08:13,760
About the stories.

5024
05:08:14,000 --> 05:08:15,620
About the development of the Roach game.

5025
05:08:15,720 --> 05:08:17,300
About where the ideas came from.

5026
05:08:18,960 --> 05:08:21,460
But it's only once I've completed that game.

5027
05:08:22,240 --> 05:08:24,920
That I'll truly be able to get inside the mind.

5028
05:08:25,140 --> 05:08:26,180
Of not only Shafé.

5029
05:08:26,260 --> 05:08:26,960
But the creators.

5030
05:08:27,840 --> 05:08:29,500
And re-evaluate that interview.

5031
05:08:29,640 --> 05:08:31,720
And see whether or not they were taking the pace.

5032
05:08:32,680 --> 05:08:35,140
I think they were.

5033
05:08:43,140 --> 05:08:46,820
4-5 situation. Let's see what you've got here.

5034
05:08:59,860 --> 05:09:05,380
I'm gonna go all the way out there. Get ourselves a sick little contract.

5035
05:09:06,980 --> 05:09:11,780
And hit the booster as well then afterwards. The usual thing. The usual plan.

5036
05:09:12,500 --> 05:09:20,020
Nothing too. Nothing major. Nothing hectic at all. Do what makes you feel good. A comfortable,

5037
05:09:20,020 --> 05:09:26,820
comfortable run. A solid run of form is all we need here. And just enjoy yourself as well.

5038
05:09:31,620 --> 05:09:36,900
I'm just talking in general. I think that it would be probably the best course of action to just

5039
05:09:36,900 --> 05:09:43,620
try and go for what makes you feel happy as opposed to trying to do all the other. You do need a

5040
05:09:43,620 --> 05:09:53,300
checklist in this game. You can do with one really a mental checklist. I suppose gather goods, money, items,

5041
05:09:54,180 --> 05:10:00,820
but doing so whilst maintaining a flairistic kind of high kill mindset at the same time.

5042
05:10:07,700 --> 05:10:16,500
high kill mindset but not getting fucking capped as well. That's a hard balance to strike sometimes.

5043
05:10:16,500 --> 05:10:25,140
Especially last night with the problems I was facing. Network wise and you had storms going and all this sort of stuff.

5044
05:10:33,060 --> 05:10:40,180
take all that shit. Right okay so we've got our fucking contractini over there. I'm just gonna get ourselves a nice

5045
05:10:41,460 --> 05:10:49,300
shotgun or even a sub and then land on top of that guy's head. It's gonna be very nice. The usual crack but it's when it's done well.

5046
05:10:52,100 --> 05:11:05,860
It's timeless. Chimera that'll do maybe. I'd like something with a little bit more sting in the tail.

5047
05:11:12,020 --> 05:11:19,140
Maybe that. Maybe those. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Let's do this. What the fuck's going on with this now? Look at all this.

5048
05:11:19,140 --> 05:11:36,180
It's roached. Focus. Okay. We're getting a few hellos and a few how are yous.

5049
05:11:42,660 --> 05:11:51,300
And this is the bad landing. We've completely fucked that up. Getting shot at but it wasn't the contract that was shooting at us.

5050
05:12:01,780 --> 05:12:07,460
Okay there's there's our there's our book. Has he seen us? Have I got the range?

5051
05:12:17,220 --> 05:12:17,700
Bollocks.

5052
05:12:17,700 --> 05:12:41,540
I'm not sure that fellow was even the contract either. Primary objective complete. All targets eliminated. Prime time beef.

5053
05:12:41,540 --> 05:12:52,020
No doubt drop headed your way.

5054
05:12:55,940 --> 05:12:59,860
Fucking hell. What was that and where is that from? Someone's dropped a gas bomb there.

5055
05:13:00,660 --> 05:13:04,020
Let's uh. Gas is closing in. Relocating the safe zone.

5056
05:13:04,020 --> 05:13:26,020
Requesting recon fly over. Okay we're safe. Someone's hitting that fucking jumpy yoke.

5057
05:13:26,660 --> 05:13:29,940
If he's flying over us maybe he'll fly down to us. There he is.

5058
05:13:31,460 --> 05:13:48,900
Mark the target. He's turned away. What's our map saying there? Where are we? There's a guy over here. Okay. Contract marked.

5059
05:13:50,500 --> 05:13:59,380
That's up there though. Moving here. Where is that coming from?

5060
05:13:59,380 --> 05:14:29,360
Oh, he's gonna have to come out the gas anyway, so...

5061
05:14:29,360 --> 05:14:32,620
Yeah, as well to just focus on your own shite for a bit.

5062
05:14:34,540 --> 05:14:36,640
Cheers, Tom. It's great to have you at the backup.

5063
05:14:37,600 --> 05:14:40,320
No problem. Don't you worry about that. I've always...

5064
05:14:40,320 --> 05:14:41,760
Tommy's always got your back.

5065
05:14:43,120 --> 05:14:46,120
Cheers, Tom. You're a fucking good egg. You're a sound cunt.

5066
05:14:46,120 --> 05:15:16,100
Let's go.

5067
05:15:16,100 --> 05:15:21,100
Where's Eagle?

5068
05:15:21,100 --> 05:15:23,100
Oh.

5069
05:15:23,100 --> 05:15:49,800
I think it's the roach guys.

5070
05:15:49,800 --> 05:15:51,360
The roach really did the damage.

5071
05:15:51,880 --> 05:15:54,140
This was the wrong idea I think coming onto this.

5072
05:15:55,100 --> 05:16:01,800
I really need to hit this with the ground running and just have a fair fucking whack at it before we...

5073
05:16:02,560 --> 05:16:04,100
Let's just see what we do here.

5074
05:16:17,800 --> 05:16:18,240
Right.

5075
05:16:18,240 --> 05:16:20,440
Good night and God bless.

5076
05:16:20,660 --> 05:16:24,760
It's been an emotional roacher coaster of an evening.

5077
05:16:25,260 --> 05:16:26,600
But I'm sick of this game.

5078
05:16:26,760 --> 05:16:29,800
I'm actually sick of...

5079
05:16:31,360 --> 05:16:32,440
No, I'm not sick of life.

5080
05:16:32,520 --> 05:16:33,860
I think life is good.

5081
05:16:34,140 --> 05:16:35,920
And it was going great for a while, you know.

5082
05:16:36,100 --> 05:16:42,900
It was just the end of the roach game and then obviously this is not the right game to go into.

5083
05:16:43,060 --> 05:16:43,940
To transition.

5084
05:16:43,940 --> 05:16:53,960
But all in all, if I look at it and look at what was achieved and what was experienced, it was a great experience nonetheless.

5085
05:16:53,960 --> 05:16:59,400
And I'm very happy to have started the roach game despite not finishing it.

5086
05:17:02,600 --> 05:17:09,940
And I'll definitely be returning to that with a fully fresh-eyed mindset.

5087
05:17:10,940 --> 05:17:11,860
Reinvigorated.

5088
05:17:11,860 --> 05:17:14,000
And regurgitated.

5089
05:17:14,000 --> 05:17:18,320
And completely and utterly soul destroyed.

5090
05:17:19,580 --> 05:17:23,180
That said, my soul feels good.

5091
05:17:24,540 --> 05:17:29,760
And thank you very much for joining us on this edition of Stream.

5092
05:17:30,720 --> 05:17:33,080
It was roach-tastic.

5093
05:17:33,220 --> 05:17:34,680
I think I used that before.

5094
05:17:34,840 --> 05:17:36,240
I think I said it already before.

5095
05:17:36,300 --> 05:17:37,600
It wasn't funny then.

5096
05:17:38,820 --> 05:17:41,000
Any more roach-related puns?

5097
05:17:41,020 --> 05:17:45,540
If you want to get them in to me and get them in now before I go, that'd be great.

5098
05:17:45,640 --> 05:17:46,240
Chin up, Francis.

5099
05:17:46,320 --> 05:17:47,700
Thanks very much for that there.

5100
05:17:48,920 --> 05:17:50,600
Yeah, the war zone.

5101
05:17:50,920 --> 05:17:54,540
Obviously, that's something that I need to be in the right state of mind for that.

5102
05:17:54,540 --> 05:18:00,700
And taking the roach approach was the wrong approach.

5103
05:18:01,120 --> 05:18:03,620
And there's a little bit of a roach pun there as well.

5104
05:18:05,000 --> 05:18:08,360
Souls must be destroyed to be rebuilt, says Brooklyn.

5105
05:18:08,500 --> 05:18:14,400
And that's a great bit of a positive twist and spin on what could be conceived.

5106
05:18:14,980 --> 05:18:20,160
People might see what has happened and what's gone on tonight as a negative scenario.

5107
05:18:20,300 --> 05:18:21,300
It's not that at all.

5108
05:18:21,300 --> 05:18:23,720
We just couldn't find a pipe.

5109
05:18:24,980 --> 05:18:29,560
And we couldn't get back to the fucking fuse to fucking make that short the fuse.

5110
05:18:29,900 --> 05:18:34,840
Which was a bizarre, as we said, a bizarre way to end the entire game.

5111
05:18:34,920 --> 05:18:38,080
They didn't really spell it out for you that you had to be doing that either.

5112
05:18:38,820 --> 05:18:41,280
But from me and from Tom.

5113
05:18:42,320 --> 05:18:43,680
Yep, good night, everybody.

5114
05:18:43,820 --> 05:18:45,160
Thanks very much for joining us.

5115
05:18:45,960 --> 05:18:46,660
And, yep.

5116
05:18:47,180 --> 05:18:51,080
Hopefully, Francis can vanquish that fucking cockroach in the end of it.

5117
05:18:51,880 --> 05:18:52,640
Very soon.

5118
05:18:53,540 --> 05:18:54,320
Fingers crossed.

5119
05:18:54,540 --> 05:18:55,640
I'm looking forward to it myself.

5120
05:18:56,680 --> 05:18:57,920
No problem, Tom.

5121
05:18:58,100 --> 05:18:59,340
We'll get there in the end.

5122
05:19:00,020 --> 05:19:00,500
Oobin.

5123
05:19:00,580 --> 05:19:01,680
Thank you very much there.

5124
05:19:02,200 --> 05:19:04,100
Who simply says, they're smudgers.

5125
05:19:05,140 --> 05:19:07,940
Thank you very much there for that tip.

5126
05:19:08,060 --> 05:19:09,300
Look, we'll talk to you later.

5127
05:19:09,640 --> 05:19:11,620
And Roach Ian Shortall.

5128
05:19:11,700 --> 05:19:14,440
Thank you very much there for your tip as well.

5129
05:19:15,700 --> 05:19:16,620
CD-ROM.

5130
05:19:16,700 --> 05:19:17,680
Very, very kind of you.

5131
05:19:18,060 --> 05:19:20,980
And I hope you're getting on well.

5132
05:19:21,060 --> 05:19:24,720
Tim Reedy and your other big kahunas out there.

5133
05:19:24,900 --> 05:19:25,720
Thank you very much.

5134
05:19:26,180 --> 05:19:26,660
Good night.

5135
05:19:26,860 --> 05:19:27,340
God bless.

5136
05:19:27,480 --> 05:19:29,780
And we'll see you later for more Moondust.

5137
05:19:31,060 --> 05:19:32,280
Don't have nightmares.

5138
05:19:33,780 --> 05:19:34,220
Never.

5139
05:19:35,020 --> 05:19:36,620
Xanadu 2.0

5140
05:19:36,620 --> 05:19:39,880
Xanadu 2.0

5141
05:19:39,880 --> 05:19:42,540
Sweaty fists

5142
05:19:42,540 --> 05:19:45,700
Xanadu 2.0

5143
05:19:45,700 --> 05:19:48,640
Xanadu 2.0

5144
05:19:48,640 --> 05:19:51,000
Digital hands

5145
05:19:51,000 --> 05:19:52,840
In Montecito

5146
05:19:52,840 --> 05:19:55,340
In Montecito

5147
05:19:55,340 --> 05:19:58,620
Xanadu 2.0

5148
05:19:58,620 --> 05:19:59,940
Moon Dust

5149
05:19:59,940 --> 05:20:01,220
The Jibby Jab

5150
05:20:01,220 --> 05:20:03,480
Wastes of skin

5151
05:20:03,480 --> 05:20:04,800
The Jibby Jab

5152
05:20:04,800 --> 05:20:07,440
Sweaty fists

5153
05:20:07,440 --> 05:20:08,820
The Jibby Jab

5154
05:20:08,820 --> 05:20:11,680
Xanadu 2.0

5155
05:20:11,680 --> 05:20:12,860
The Jibby Jab

5156
05:20:12,860 --> 05:20:17,720
That succession of pricks

5157
05:20:17,720 --> 05:20:19,120
Evidence of their curiosity

5158
05:20:19,120 --> 05:20:21,240
And I'll keep on banging on

5159
05:20:21,240 --> 05:20:24,020
I said it was time to clear out the trash

5160
05:20:24,020 --> 05:20:25,440
And I mean it

5161
05:20:25,440 --> 05:20:31,940
And I mean it

5162
05:20:31,940 --> 05:20:33,200
The Jibby Jab

5163
05:20:33,200 --> 05:20:36,800
The Jibby Jab

5164
05:20:36,800 --> 05:20:40,820
The Jibby Jab

5165
05:20:40,820 --> 05:20:44,860
The Jibby Jab

5166
05:20:44,860 --> 05:20:44,860
The Jibby Jab

5167
05:20:44,860 --> 05:20:49,340
Conspiracy theorist

5168
05:20:49,340 --> 05:20:50,200
Granny killer

5169
05:20:50,200 --> 05:20:50,900
Covidiot

5170
05:20:50,900 --> 05:20:51,720
Covid denier

5171
05:20:51,720 --> 05:20:52,660
Election denier

5172
05:20:52,660 --> 05:20:53,600
Domestic terrorist
